The Best 20 Fragrance Jokes

Following is our collection of Fragrance jokes which are very funny. There are some fragrance odor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fragrance aroma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fragrance Jokes and Puns

I've just released my own fragrance

No one else in the car liked it though.

Hair Fragrance

Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "So what's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

I've just released my own fragrance.

But nobody on this bus seems to like it.

Fragrance joke, I've just released my own fragrance.

I've just released my own fragrance

Nobody else in the elevator appreciated it

If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from?

Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.


Now that Benedict XVI is out of work...

...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer.

I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester.

Fragrance joke, I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester.

I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.

I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.

I'm going to call it "Eau de Humanity"

What is a millennial's favourite fragrance?

Scents of entitlement.

What is Tesla's new fragrance called?

Elon Musk

When the carbon tax comes into effect, fragrance manufacturers will be upset..

..they will be paying per fume.

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My new fragrance for my Quarantine.

Leamee The Fuh

Cologne

Have you heard of this new fragrance? It's supposed to give you an air of entrepreneurial ambition.

It's called Elon Musk.

I just love that fragrance you're wearing,

is that Consent?

Elon once tried to market his own fragrance line...

he called it "Musk"

I tried a fragrance called "Arizona Feeling"

Smelled like sweat.

Fragrance joke, I tried a fragrance called "Arizona Feeling"

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

I bought a new fragrance today...

Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you

If a South African inventor wanted to make a French-sounding cologne, what would he call his new fragrance?

Elan! Musk


Aqua Regia: The New Fragrance

Feel the burning of desire.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fragrance stink jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fragrance odour piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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