Fragrance Jokes
30 fragrance jokes and hilarious fragrance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fragrance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fragrance Short Jokes
Short fragrance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fragrance humour may include short perfume jokes also.
- I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. I'm going to call it "leave me the fuh cologne"
- Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer.
- If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
- Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever It makes no scents
- I feel like some celebrities are missing out on easy opportunities. I mean, why has Elon Musk not come out with a fragrance?
- I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.
I'm going to call it "Eau de Humanity" - When the carbon tax comes into effect, fragrance manufacturers will be upset.. ..they will be paying per fume.
- In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber...
but that's just my two scents. - Have you heard of this new fragrance? It's supposed to give you an air of entrepreneurial ambition. It's called Elon Musk.
- If a South African inventor wanted to make a French-sounding cologne, what would he call his new fragrance? Elan! Musk
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Fragrance One Liners
Which fragrance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fragrance? I can suggest the ones about scents and smell.
- I've just released my own fragrance No one else in the car liked it though.
- I've just released my own fragrance. But nobody on this bus seems to like it.
- Colon Cologne, the fragrance that takes you beyond Uranus!
- I bought a perfume that has no fragrance. It makes no scents.
- I've just released my own fragrance Nobody else in the elevator appreciated it
- My girlfriend got angry when I threw fragrance sticks at her. She was incensed.
- I'm developing my own mens fragrance... I'm going to call it, "Leave Me The Fuh Cologne."
- I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester.
- What is a millennial's favourite fragrance? Scents of entitlement.
- What is Tesla's new fragrance called? Elon Musk
- I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents
- My new fragrance for my Quarantine. Leamee The Fuh
Cologne - A potpourri seller had to start selling stick fragrances He was incensed.
- I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that Consent?
- Elon once tried to market his own fragrance line... he called it "Musk"
Giggle-Inducing Fragrance Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about fragrance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flavor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fragrance pranks.
Hair Fragrance
Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "So what's s**... threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
