Fractured Arm Jokes
14 fractured arm jokes and hilarious fractured arm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fractured arm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fractured Arm Short Jokes
Short fractured arm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fractured arm humour may include short broken arm jokes also.
- At first, I wasn't embarrassed about the way I broke my arm But I heard the doctors calling it a "humerus fracture"
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Fractured Arm One Liners
Which fractured arm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fractured arm? I can suggest the ones about severed arm and amputated arm.
- Why do arm fractures look down on leg fractures? Because they're a lower caste
- Why is it funny when someone fractures their upper arm? Because it os humerus.
- Why did the little boy have a fractured arm and face? Because he came from a broken home.
Fractured Arm Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fractured arm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean missing arm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fractured arm pranks.
A husband sends a text to his wife.
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow to my head is very strong, may be serious. Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife's Response:
Who is Tina?
Husband send a text to his wife
Husband's text:
>Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.
Paula brought me to the Hospital.
Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays.
Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches.
I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of my right foot is a possibility.
Love you.
Wife's response:
>Who's Paula?
The Way Women Think
Husband's Message (by text):
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!"
Wife's Response:
"Who's Paula?"
A man walks into a doctor's office with a broken arm.
He asks the doctor, "Doc, when my arm is healed, will I be able to play guitar?"
Doctor: "Well the fracture doesn't appear to be too bad, so yes you should be able to when it's all healed"
Man: "That's fantastic news! I've always wanted to be able to play guitar."
A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency.
I saw a woman hit by a car, he said. She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture.
How horrible! What did you do?
Thanks to my first-aid training I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting.
A husband tells his wife about the car c**... he got into...
Husband: Hey, I got in a car c**... today. I got hurt real bad, I broke my arm and fractured my wrist. I also sprained my ankle and the car nearly exploded! Luckily Lucy pulled me out of the car just before it exploded. I spent a couple days in hospital but I'm fine now.
Wife: Who's Lucy?
From the Hospital...
Husband: Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the Hospital. They have been conducting examinations and tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head, though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate my right foot.
Wife: Who is Tina?