The Best 26 Fraction Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fraction jokes. There are some fraction denominator jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fraction irrational puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fraction Jokes and Puns

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will get this

There is a fine line between numerator and denominator

Only a fraction of people find this funny

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

But only a fraction would understand.

Fraction joke, There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

When's the improper fraction helpline open?

24/7


Fractions are like sex...

It's improper when the bigger one's on top.

For those who struggle with fractions:

6/5=Improper fraction,
5/5=Whole number,
4/5=Proper fraction,
3/5=Racist.

Fraction joke, For those who struggle with fractions:

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand

You think you know all about fractions...

But you don't know the half of it.

I would never get a dog from a breeder.

Rescue dogs taste just as good and can be had for a fraction of the price.

What makes you irrationaly angery?

When I can't express my anger in fraction.

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.

In our house it's really causing division

The improper fraction help line is now open

24/7

What did the evil fraction say?

You will never stop my plans for world denomination.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Fraction joke, Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

I don't know why the officer fined me the full amount for overspeeding as per the law.

He was saying that he's charging me for that in fraction.

Save Money on phone sex lines

...by texting filth to your landline and have the BT woman read it to you at a fraction of the cost.

Pi and -7 walks into a bar

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I
want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you irrational number"


Only a fraction of you will understand

That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Took from a facebook page

I need a fraction of your time for this

I asked my mathematics teacher to give me 11 eighths but she said that would be improper...

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

Just another day in math class

Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction

Student - 1/10th

Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean?

Student - low battery plug in your phone

I've been alive for 25 years, only a fraction of a second compared to the age of the universe but still measureable.

Unlike your mom.

Did you hear what the ridiculous fraction ordered for lunch?

I don't know either but I heard she tried to halve split-pea soup and pay with a quarter.

What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fraction remainder jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fraction halve piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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