### There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will get this

### There is a thin line between a numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

### There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator...

Only a fraction of people will think this is funny, though.

### There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator.

I bet only a fraction of you get this.

### When's the improper fraction helpline open?

24/7

### Fractions are like sex...

It's improper when the bigger one's on top.

### For those who struggle with fractions:

6/5=Improper fraction,

5/5=Whole number,

4/5=Proper fraction,

3/5=Racist.

### You think you know all about fractions...

But you don't know the half of it.

### What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

### What makes you irrationaly angery?

When I can't express my anger in fraction.

### The improper fraction help line is now open

24/7

### What did the evil fraction say?

You will never stop my plans for world denomination.

### Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

### Save Money on phone sex lines

...by texting filth to your landline and have the BT woman read it to you at a fraction of the cost.

### Pi and -7 walks into a bar

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you irrational number"

### I don't know why the officer fined me the full amount for overspeeding as per the law.

He was saying that he's charging me for that in fraction.

### My coworker and I have the same job title with the same number of years experience. He was pissed when he found out my salary was only a fraction his.

Turns out that fraction is 2/1

### Only a fraction of you will understand

That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Took from a facebook page

### I need a fraction of your time for this

I asked my mathematics teacher to give me 11 eighths but she said that would be improper...

### What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

### Just took a course on fractions.

1 would recommend.

### Funny thing about 9/11....

The fraction can't be reduced by jet fuel.

### I've been alive for 25 years, only a fraction of a second compared to the age of the universe but still measureable.

Unlike your mom.

### Fractions

Did you know 5 out of 4 people have confusion with fractions?

### What's a fraction of your body weight?

One turd.

### Did you hear what the ridiculous fraction ordered for lunch?

I don't know either but I heard she tried to halve split-pea soup and pay with a quarter.

### My penis is only a fraction of an inch...

Thirty three thirds.

### There's a fine line between a numerator and a denomator

Only a fraction of people will get that

### Just another day in math class

Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction

Student - 1/10th

Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean?

Student - low battery plug in your phone

### What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

### Why was the police chasing the fraction?

Because it was one-third

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