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13 foyer jokes and hilarious foyer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foyer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Foyer Short Jokes

Short foyer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The foyer humour may include short hallway jokes also.

  1. I met some chess players in the hotel lobby bragging about how good they were It was chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
  2. Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection
  3. I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence
  4. What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway? A fast foyer transform!

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Foyer One Liners

Which foyer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foyer? I can suggest the ones about doorway and ceiling.

  1. Please remove shoes in the foyer first. Second, your pants.
Foyer joke, Please remove shoes in the foyer first.

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What funny jokes about foyer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cafeteria jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make foyer pranks.

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A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
'But why?' they asked, as they moved off.
Because, he said, I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

Watching Queen's Gambit really put me in the holiday spirit. Especially the scene where the player are in the hotel lobby bragging about the matches they won

I love chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their tournament victories

After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Two chess player were in an open lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories.

The manager comes over and says, "Could you both go to your rooms now?"
They ask, "Why?"
The manager replies, "Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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A bunch of chess players are in a hotel lobby discussing their recent victories.

The manager comes up to them and says, Sorry gentlemen, I'm going to have to ask you all to leave immediately!
Leave? Why? They asked.
The manager responded If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

Stan Lee stopped by my rooftop apartment to check out my comic collection. Things were fine until he saw my pet parrots; he suddenly started blubbering! I pointed out there were parrots in the foyer as well, & they didn't affect him. For some reason, only my parrots upset him. Now I'm wondering...

...why do birds sadden Lee up here?

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What do you call a bunch of Christmas nuts bragging about their s**... lives in a hotel lobby?

Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer.

Foyer joke, Please remove shoes in the foyer first.