Fox Jokes
132 fox jokes and hilarious fox puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about fox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you love fox jokes, then this article is for you! Get ready to laugh as we uncover the best of fox humor, featuring foxes from literature, movies, cartoons, and more! From Silver Fox to Fennec Fox, Simpsons Fox to Futurama Fox, and even Fantastic Mr. Fox, you won't want to miss these witty howls, plus loads of fun from ESPN.
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Funniest Fox Short Jokes
Short fox jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fox humour may include short wolf jokes also.
- Antiwork did an interview on Fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub It didn't work.
- It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes. I was also disappointed by BBC news.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but never uses. Donald Trump has one and uses it. What is it? A surname/last name
- Fox News actually saved my life. I was in a coma for 7 years, but one day one of the nurses changed the channel on my TV to Fox and I had to get up to turn it off.
- How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it. - Why does Michael J. Fox make really good milkshakes? Because he's rich and can afford the best ingredients
- Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.
- A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar... The bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President!"
Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom... - Dear Fox News..... I have yet to see any news about foxes.
Sincerely, Disappointed viewer..... - What's the difference between a shakespeare comedy and Fox News? One's The Taming of the Shrew, the other is the shaming of the true.
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Fox One Liners
Which fox one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fox? I can suggest the ones about boar and television.
- Why did the Fox News Christmas tree catch fire? They left it too close to the gaslight.
- How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant? Marry her.
- What does the Fox say? We're canceling all of your favorite shows.
- I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
- How do you turn a fox into a whale? Marry her.
- "Mom, turn on FOX. I want to hear the news." You'll have to pick one or the other.
- How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)
- How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it
- What does the Fox say? not the news
- What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad.
- What's the difference between a dog and a fox? Four drinks.
- Do you know what really gets my goat? Foxes.
- My daughters fall asleep to white noise. So in the evenings, we turn on Fox News.
- Who is James Bond's favorite bartender? Michael J Fox
- So I was watching Fox News the other day
Michael J Fox Jokes
Here is a list of funny michael j fox jokes and even better michael j fox puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I think I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre earlier today At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias
- I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia.
- James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar.
Michael J. Fox is the bartender.
James Bond says "I'll have a martini."
He does not need to specify. - how come Michael J. Fox can make such good milkshakes? because he is rich and can afford high quality ingredients!..
- I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre. I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
- How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox
- What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair? A fidget spinner
- Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!
- I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own.
- Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox.
Fox News Jokes
Here is a list of funny fox news jokes and even better fox news puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I needed to have some white noise on in the background to help me fall asleep Fox News seemed to do the trick.
- They held a beauty pageant for all those Fox News blondes... And named the winner "Miss Information".
- Facebook and basic cable Reading Facebook feels like I'm watching basic cable in a hotel: All I want is Comedy Central, but all I can find is the Food Network, workout infomercials and Fox News.
- Wizard: A fox prophesied doom! King: Foxes lie. Why'd you listen to a Fox for news?
- Top news stories for yesterday CNN: Trump phone call
MSNBC: Trump phone call
Fox news: Does walking a dog make you happier? - I just saw a "Breaking News" link from Fox News come across my Facebook feed Fully thought it was their new slogan
- How does Fox News greet it's watchers? Good afternoon folks, I hope you've been doing alt-right!
- Why do Fox News and CNN journalists go to the same gym? It has a really great spin class.
- Fox news in four words: "I'm not racist, but..."
- Whats a furries favorite news channel? Fox News
Terry Fox Jokes
Here is a list of funny terry fox jokes and even better terry fox puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's Terry Fox's favourite restaurant? IHop.
- Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop
- What do you call a 1 legged fox? Terry.
- How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
- What do you call a fox with one leg? Terry :D
- What do h**... and Terry Fox have in common? Neither could finish a race.
Megan Fox Jokes
Here is a list of funny megan fox jokes and even better megan fox puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9
Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink* - Weird Megan Fox thumbnail
- What would Jesus do? Megan Fox
- What has 4 legs but looks like Megan Fox? My bed on a winter morning.
- How does Megan Fox? b**....
Unearthly Funniest Fox Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about fox you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rabbit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fox pranks.
Found 4 fox cubs
I called the ISPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
A man is walking through the woods...
when he come across a suitcase. Inside the suitcase he finds a fox and her cubs. He dials animal control to report his discovery. The woman on the other end exclaims, "That's horrible... are they moving? The man responds, "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"
Lesson 4 of 6: The Crow and the Rabbit
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered: sure, why not! So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
**Moral of the story**: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Three Blondes
Three blondes were walking in the woods when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Hey guys, look at the bear tracks." The second blonde said, "Are you s**...? Those are wolf tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong! Those are fox tracks!" They were all still arguing when the train hit them.
I called the RSPCA
I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest, but that would explain the suitcase''
A fox, a wolf and a weasel all go to a restaurant.
The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink.
"Water" says the Fox,
"Coffee" growls the wolf,
And "Pop!" Goes the Weasel!
A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18
The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.
Two blondes are in the woods looking at a set of tracks.
"They're wolf tracks," says the first.
"No way! Those are fox tracks!" Exclaims the second.
The two fight back and forth so loud they didn't hear the train coming.
Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane c**....
It was the left wing.
Michael J. Fox asked James Bond to come over for dinner one night.
Being a polite host, he offered Bond a drink when he arrived. "What'll ya have?" he asked.
"I'll have a Martini," Bond replied.
"How do you want it?" Michael J. Fox asked.
"Shaken, not stirred."
"Oh, thank God."
A riddle for the day
A riddle for the day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!
What were you thinking?
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
j**... Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?
What do you get if you have the eyes of a hawk, heart of a lion, and the ears of a fox?
A lifetime ban from the zoo
Three blondes are walking when they come across tracks. The first blondes says I know these, they're deer tracks! The second says No! They're bear tracks Finally the third speaks up and says Your both wrong! They're obviously fox trails!
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
I was walking through the woods and found a suitcase containing a fox and four cubs...
I immediately called the RSPCA and told the lady on the other end.
"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure," I said, "But I guess that would explain the suitcase."
Three blondes in a wood
Three Blondes are walking through a wood.
They come across some tracks on the ground.
The first blonde says "these are deer tracks."
The second blonde says "no, these are bear tracks."
The third blonde says "no, these are fox tracks."
*s**...* and that's when the train hit them.
Islamic joke I saw somewhere
A man walking in New York's Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
A passing Fox News reporter says: You're a hero. Tonight's TV news bulletin will say: 'Brave New Yorker Saves Child.
The man replies: I'm a tourist from Saudi Arabia.
That night the news on Fox TV says: Islamic extremist kills New York dog.
I was at a u**... when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...
bad day to wear sandals.
[On a date] Date: So what do you do?
Me: I'm a taxidermist
Date: Oh... wow.
Fox: And a ventriloquist
FOX new has saved my legs!
I got into a terridle car c**... and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel.
How does Michael J. Fox like his martinis?
***Seriously?!***
For Christmas my wife wanted a stuffed Reynard, but I forgot. So...
Zero fox given.
The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh
The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"
"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".
[Solved] "What does the Fox say?"
"Cancelled"
On the Duck Dynasty Outrage,....
It's such a double standard.
When a white guy acts bad on TV, people rush to A&E and demand the show is cancelled.
When a black guy acts bad on TV, you don't see people rushing to Fox demanding they cancel COPS.
Prince William is visiting Kelmscott, Western Australia
The local media can't help but notice the prince's unusual head wear. It's a Davy Crocket style hat made entirely from fox fur, complete with a tail. A reporter speaks up. "Welcome to Kelmscott Your Royal Highness. If you don't mind me asking, why have you chosen to wear that particular hat today"? The Prince responded "Well, I told Daddy over the telephone this morning that I was visiting a small town called Kelmscott and he immediately replied, Kelmscott? Wear the fox hat"
I love to purposefully mispronounce French words, but
you need to do it around the right people, otherwise they act like its a huge fox pass.
A man goes into a pet shop and asks the owner for something amazing but also cheap
The owner says that he has a talking fox for only £20. The man says "How rediculous, foxes can't talk and even if they could why would you sell him so cheap?!". While he's asking this a fox comes over, puts his paw on the desk as if to interrupt and says "Actually I can talk. I've written 3 books and climbed up mount Everest for the 5th time yesterday". The man astonished says "wow! But why so cheap?" To which the owner replies "I just can't take the lies anymore".
Bill O'Reilly not returning to Fox
You can't explain that
What can turn a fox into an elephant?
A marriage certificate.
No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox...
He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years.
Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?
Nobody can.
A man goes into a pet store and demands an amazing pet for a very cheap price
The shop keeper says "I have a talking fox for only £20" the man exclaims " foxes can't talk!" While he's rambling on the fox puts his paw up on the desk and says "actually I can talk... I've written 3 books and I climbed up mount Everest for the 2nd time yesterday!" The man says "wow he's amazing, why are you selling him so cheap??" To which the shopkeeper replies "I just can't take the lies anymore..."
Do you think Michael J Fox....?
Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?
A steed was having s**... with a fox
The steed was pumping and carassing, neighing and kissing yet 45 minutes in the fox was still laying there, not moving an inch.
Fed up with the lack of respobse the horse sneers and says: i do all the work and all you do is lay there. Do something so I know you're enjoying it too.
The fox answers: Well if you'd pull out a bit maybe i could twitch my neck.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it?
A last name you pervert.
Why doesn't Michael J Fox have an Etch-a-Sketch?
He's too old to play with toys
Think I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre this morning
Can't be sure though, he had his back to the fuchsias
Two people are walking in the woods
Suddenly, they come across a set of tracks. One of the tells the other that they're rabbit tracks. The other insists that they are fox tracks.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Michael J Fox is the next hollywood star accused of s**... assault.
His victim said "his hands were everywhere"
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump race around the White House
The slightly younger and less overweight Hillary managed to win this one, and this is the response from major news networks:
NBC: "Hillary Clinton wins the race, while Donald Trump comes in last!"
FOX: "Donald Trump takes second place in the race, while Hillary Clinton only manages to beat one contestant!"
What is brown and sticky?
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
