The Best 89 Fox Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Fox Jokes and Puns

Found 4 fox cubs

I called the ISPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

A man is walking through the woods...

when he come across a suitcase. Inside the suitcase he finds a fox and her cubs. He dials animal control to report his discovery. The woman on the other end exclaims, "That's horrible... are they moving? The man responds, "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"

Why does Michael J. Fox make really good milkshakes?

Because he's rich and can afford the best ingredients

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.

How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?

Marry her.


What does the Fox say?

We're canceling all of your favorite shows.

Lesson 4 of 6: The Crow and the Rabbit

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered: sure, why not! So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

**Moral of the story**: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President!"

Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom...

Dear Fox News.....

I have yet to see any news about foxes.

Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.....

What's the difference between a Shakespeare comedy and Fox News?

One's The Taming of the Shrew, the other is the shaming of the true.

Three Blondes

Three blondes were walking in the woods when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Hey guys, look at the bear tracks." The second blonde said, "Are you stupid? Those are wolf tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong! Those are fox tracks!" They were all still arguing when the train hit them.

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I called the RSPCA

I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest, but that would explain the suitcase''

I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day...

He had his back to the fuchsia.

A fox, a wolf and a weasel all go to a restaurant.

The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink.
"Water" says the Fox,
"Coffee" growls the Wolf,
And "Pop!" Goes the Weasel!

James Bond walks into a bar...

James Bond walks into a bar.

Michael J. Fox is the bartender.

James Bond says "I'll have a martini."

He does not need to specify.

A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18

The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.

Two blondes are in the woods looking at a set of tracks.

"They're wolf tracks," says the first.

"No way! Those are fox tracks!" Exclaims the second.

The two fight back and forth so loud they didn't hear the train coming.

Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash.

It was the left wing.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.


Michael J. Fox asked James Bond to come over for dinner one night.

Being a polite host, he offered Bond a drink when he arrived. "What'll ya have?" he asked.

"I'll have a Martini," Bond replied.

"How do you want it?" Michael J. Fox asked.

"Shaken, not stirred."

"Oh, thank God."

"Mom, turn on FOX. I want to hear the news."

You'll have to pick one or the other.

How do you kill a 1 legged fox?

Make him run across Canada. (sorry)

A riddle for the day

A riddle for the day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )

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The answer is: "A Last Name."

Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

how come Michael J. Fox can make such good milkshakes?

because he is rich and can afford high quality ingredients!..

Three blondes are walking when they come across tracks. The first blondes says I know these, they're deer tracks! The second says No! They're bear tracks Finally the third speaks up and says Your both wrong! They're obviously fox trails!

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

What does the Fox say?

not the news

I was walking through the woods and found a suitcase containing a fox and four cubs...

I immediately called the RSPCA and told the lady on the other end.

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure," I said, "But I guess that would explain the suitcase."

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Three blondes in a wood

Three Blondes are walking through a wood.
They come across some tracks on the ground.
The first blonde says "these are deer tracks."
The second blonde says "no, these are bear tracks."
The third blonde says "no, these are fox tracks."
*smack* and that's when the train hit them.

I needed to have some white noise on in the background to help me fall asleep

Fox News seemed to do the trick.

My daughters fall asleep to white noise.

So in the evenings, we turn on Fox News.

Islamic joke I saw somewhere

A man walking in New York's Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.

A passing Fox News reporter says: You're a hero. Tonight's TV news bulletin will say: 'Brave New Yorker Saves Child.

The man replies: I'm a tourist from Saudi Arabia.

That night the news on Fox TV says: Islamic extremist kills New York dog.

What were you thinking?

Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common?

Neither could finish a race.

So I was watching Fox News the other day

[On a date] Date: So what do you do?

Me: I'm a taxidermist
Date: Oh... wow.
Fox: And a ventriloquist

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair?

A fidget spinner

FOX new has saved my legs!

I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel.

I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...

bad day to wear sandals.

For Christmas my wife wanted a stuffed Reynard, but I forgot. So...

Zero fox given.

How does Michael J. Fox like his martinis?

***Seriously?!***

Facebook and basic cable

Reading Facebook feels like I'm watching basic cable in a hotel: All I want is Comedy Central, but all I can find is the Food Network, workout infomercials and Fox News.

The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh

The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"

"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".

[Solved] "What does the Fox say?"

"Cancelled"

Hey, who did you vote for?...

I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!

I met Michael J Fox yesterday...

I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own.

On the Duck Dynasty Outrage,....

It's such a double standard.

When a white guy acts bad on TV, people rush to A&E and demand the show is cancelled.

When a black guy acts bad on TV, you don't see people rushing to Fox demanding they cancel COPS.

Wizard: A fox prophesied doom!

King: Foxes lie. Why'd you listen to a Fox for news?

I love to purposefully mispronounce French words, but

you need to do it around the right people, otherwise they act like its a huge fox pass.

Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

Top news stories for yesterday

CNN: Trump phone call

MSNBC: Trump phone call

Fox news: Does walking a dog make you happier?

I just saw a "Breaking News" link from Fox News come across my Facebook feed

Fully thought it was their new slogan

Bill O'Reilly not returning to Fox

You can't explain that

A man goes into a pet shop and asks the owner for something amazing but also cheap

The owner says that he has a talking fox for only £20. The man says "How rediculous, foxes can't talk and even if they could why would you sell him so cheap?!". While he's asking this a fox comes over, puts his paw on the desk as if to interrupt and says "Actually I can talk. I've written 3 books and climbed up mount Everest for the 5th time yesterday". The man astonished says "wow! But why so cheap?" To which the owner replies "I just can't take the lies anymore".

How does Fox News greet it's watchers?

Good afternoon folks, I hope you've been doing alt-right!

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox...

He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

A man goes into a pet store and demands an amazing pet for a very cheap price

The shop keeper says "I have a talking fox for only £20" the man exclaims " foxes can't talk!" While he's rambling on the fox puts his paw up on the desk and says "actually I can talk... I've written 3 books and I climbed up mount Everest for the 2nd time yesterday!" The man says "wow he's amazing, why are you selling him so cheap??" To which the shopkeeper replies "I just can't take the lies anymore..."

Why doesn't Michael J Fox have an Etch-a-Sketch?

He's too old to play with toys

Think I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre this morning

Can't be sure though, he had his back to the fuchsias

Two people are walking in the woods

Suddenly, they come across a set of tracks. One of the tells the other that they're rabbit tracks. The other insists that they are fox tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Do you think Michael J Fox....?

Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?

Michael J Fox is the next hollywood star accused of sexual assault.

His victim said "his hands were everywhere"

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump race around the White House

The slightly younger and less overweight Hillary managed to win this one, and this is the response from major news networks:

NBC: "Hillary Clinton wins the race, while Donald Trump comes in last!"

FOX: "Donald Trump takes second place in the race, while Hillary Clinton only manages to beat one contestant!"

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one,

Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it?

A last name you pervert.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 8 pints of larger.

A steed was having sex with a fox

The steed was pumping and carassing, neighing and kissing yet 45 minutes in the fox was still laying there, not moving an inch.

Fed up with the lack of respobse the horse sneers and says: i do all the work and all you do is lay there. Do something so I know you're enjoying it too.

The fox answers: Well if you'd pull out a bit maybe i could twitch my neck.

Are they moving?

A man called his local animal control as he was walking through the woods-

Animal Control: Thanks for calling, how can we help you?

Man: I was walking through the woods and I found a suitcase in the bush, and inside was a Fox and 4 cubs.

Animal Control: Oh no, thats terrible. Are they moving?

Man: I don't know to be honest, but that would explain the suitcase.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

A parka, son.

I think I saw Michael J Fox in a gardening centre earlier...

It was hard to tell, he had his back to the Fuchsias.

The average fox can jump higher than a house.

This is in part due to their powerful hind legs, but mainly because houses can't jump.

Cr

Michael J. Fox asks 007 if he would like a martini.

007 smiles and says yes. The end.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Three blondes are on a hike...

When they suddenly come across some tracks. The first blonde looks at the tracks and says "I've seen tracks like these before. These are fox tracks."
The second blonde looks at them and says "No, these are definitely deer tracks."
The third blonde looks at them and says "You two are both wrong. These are bear tracks.
Then they all get hit by a train.

The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video

is Michael J. Fox.

How did I introduce my slutty pet fox?

Everyone, meet she-fox, she-fox, everyone.

What do Michael J. Fox and the new guy at the warehouse have in common?

Both have trouble with the fork lift

A group of celebrities are at a party hosted by Michael J Fox

The night is a huge success and everyone is enjoying themselves. Michael's working the bar when he's approached by Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig: Martini. shaken not stirred

Michael J Fox: *Looks up* There's a difference?

I can only think of one thing worse than Trump with his finger on the nuclear trigger.

Micheal J Fox with his finger on the nuclear trigger.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

How do you turn a pig into a fox?

8 beers.

Me and Michael J Fox have a hand shake...

he must really like it because he keeps practicing it.

Why couldn't the fox get matches on Tinder?

Because Swiper no swiping.

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