A murder most fowl.
(I'll see myself out...)
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."
Got a detention for using fowl language
Because they have fowl language
But can't get one in my town without an agricultural permit.
Oh, well. no farm, no fowl.
They suspected it of fowl play.
Police suspect fowl play.
The meat was fowl.
and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, "No fowl language allowed"
Murder most fowl.
For fowl play.
Fowl play.
It's just fowl.
He was suspected of Fowl Play
They were angry that I used fowl language
Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, the well-dressed man from Washington takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer's field, and the farmer claims it. Since both want it, the farmer suggests settling the dispute with an old fashioned hick-kick. "I kick you as hard as I can in the crotch, then you do the same to me," he explains. "Whoever screams the least gets the bird." The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man's privates, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later, when he finally manages to stand, he gasps, "My turn." "Nah," says the farmer, turning away. "You can keep the duck."
Fowl play.
I heard the police suspect fowl play.
Fowl
The police suspect fowl play
police suspect fowl play.
She couldn't stand jokes so fowl.
**Why did the police arrest the turkey?**
> They suspected fowl play.
**What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?**
> A poultrygeist!
**Why did the turkey cross the road twice?**
> To prove he wasn't a chicken!
**What key won't open any door?**
> A turkey!
**If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?**
> Goblet.
**Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?**
> A poul-tree.
**What happens when you're too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?**
>They turn into blueberries.
**What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?**
> Plymouth.
Because they have fowl language.
Nothing, they're both fowl play
It was fowl
It was murder most fowl.
When he hits a fowl ball. If he gets three strikes he's probably a turkey.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
But not the language of ducks..
They were just too Fowl.
I just don't give a cluck
For fowl language
scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
british engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. arrangements were made. but when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cab.
horrified the britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the US scientists for suggestions.
NASA's response was just three words, "thaw the chicken".
Alone, it tastes absolutely fowl.
It tastes fowl.
I tried to teach him otherwise, but he was in too much of a fowl mood.
Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.
A murder most fowl
I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*
Because he was using fowl language.
Its a little fowl.
A party fowl.
Fowl play was suspected.
Little did I know, they were using fowl language.
She said it had a fowl taste.
Fowl play is suspected.
Because of its fowl language.
A turkey and ham sandwich.
I'll see myself out.
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
It's considered a personal fowl.
It tastes fowl.
I suspect fowl play
(IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!)
I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood.
A murder moist fowl.
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