Fowl Jokes
112 fowl jokes and hilarious fowl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fowl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Did you know that fowl can be funny? From guinea fowls to totally fowl Artemis Fowl puns, come laugh at the funniest fowl language with us. Have a quackalicious time with silly duck, pigeon and turkey jokes. Read this article and get ready to encounter some of the most hilarious fowl jokes out there!
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Funniest Fowl Short Jokes
Short fowl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fowl humour may include short poultry jokes also.
- My son is walking through the house, shouting Duck! Duck! Duck! I told him to stop using fowl language.
- A little-known college basketball rule is that players are not allowed to own more than five pet chickens. They will be ejected from a game if they have more than five personal fowls.
- I want a pet duck But can't get one in my town without an agricultural permit.
Oh, well. no farm, no fowl. - A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play.
- What's the name for a Middle Eastern fowl that can bowl three strikes in a row? Turkey turkey turkey
- My boss got mad at me for calling a co-worker a chicken. He said he doesn't tolerate any fowl language.
- I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling What the duck They were angry that I used fowl language
- Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck? He was suspected of Fowl Play
- Why was the chicken kicked out of the movie theater? Because he used fowl language.
- Autocorrect keeps ducking up my joke every time I try to type it here for all of you. Is it because of the fowl language?
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Fowl One Liners
Which fowl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fowl? I can suggest the ones about chicken and foul.
- I was making chicken noises in class Got a detention for using fowl language
- why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls
- Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose? They suspected it of fowl play.
- Did you hear about the guy who died after eating chicken? The meat was fowl.
- I brought a gun. He brought an army of ducks. At this point it's just fowl play.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? For some fowl reason, probably.
- What do you call a bird that has a hangover? A party fowl.
- Do you know why Chicken Run was as an marked explicit movie? It has fowl language
- I don't understand why people like chicken... It's just fowl.
- Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play.
- Why did the chicken go to jail? Fowl play.
- I hate jokes about chickens. They're all fowl.
- Why did the chicken go to the principal's office it used fowl language
- What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
- What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk,? A fowl odour
Fowl Language Jokes
Here is a list of funny fowl language jokes and even better fowl language puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I got attacked by a goose today. Needless to say, I used some fowl language.
- Why aren't birds allowed to talk on television? Because they have fowl language.
- Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent? Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
- Dr. Doolittle learned to talk the language of thousands of animals. But not the language of ducks..
They were just too Fowl. - I never use fowl language I just don't give a cluck
- Why did the duck get suspended from school? For fowl language
- Chicken! Duck! Pheasant plucker! Oh sorry excuse my fowl language.
- Why did the Hen make her Rooster cross the road? Because he was using fowl language.
- My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language.
- Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language.
Artemis Fowl Jokes
Here is a list of funny artemis fowl jokes and even better artemis fowl puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the young bird criminal mastermind? They call him Artemis Fowl.
Hilarious Fun Fowl Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about fowl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pigeon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fowl pranks.
A man was killed by ducks last week
I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*
How do you know when your chickens gone bad?
It tastes fowl.
NASA CHICKEN CANON
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."
LPT: When cooking chicken, it needs a lot of support
Alone, it tastes absolutely fowl.
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What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows?
A m**... most fowl.
(I'll see myself out...)
I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular...
Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.
Why don't we drink chicken milk?
It tastes fowl.
How does raw chicken taste?
Fowl
What is it called when a duck swears?
Fowl Language
How does a chicken do their hair?
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
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Whats the difference between a m**... and hamlet performed by geese?
Nothing, they're both fowl play
I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day.
I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood.
Somebody stole my Thanksgiving turkey...
I suspect fowl play
(IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!)
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Why did the Muslim man have to build a house for his wives before he could eat KFC?
No h**..., no fowl.
3 Texas men missing while duck hunting found dead.
The incident is under investigation, but officials do not expect fowl play.
Fact: It is against league rules for an NFL player to own a pet duck.
It's considered a personal fowl.
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What do you call the killing of a duck?
A m**... moist fowl.
A man was found dead on his chicken farm.
I heard the police suspect fowl play.
I know a cat who thinks he's a chicken.
I tried to teach him otherwise, but he was in too much of a fowl mood.
Just ate goose for the first time
It was fowl
A dead goose was discovered on the sidewalk today.
Fowl play is suspected.
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Why don't you take a turkey to church?
Because they have fowl language
From Potter's American Monthly, 1892: "Why should not a chicken cross the road?"
"It would be a fowl proceeding."
Good to know that they had terrible puns in the 1800s. :P
Did you hear about the dyslexic boy who cried fowl?
Nobody listened and the wolf ate him.
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What's fowl and swine, but people can't resist shoving down their t**...?
A turkey and ham sandwich.
I'll see myself out.
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What is the most Shakespearean way to eliminate bird flu?
m**... most fowl.
I don't eat pheasant.
Its a little fowl.
How does a duck get a strike?
When he hits a fowl ball. If he gets three strikes he's probably a turkey.
What fowl plays foul when playing hide and go seek?
A Peking duck
I went to a fowl seller and asked for a nice bird to eat
The salesman asked me if I liked Duckling, I replied, I don't know, I've never duckled!
My wife is leaving me over my duck puns.
She couldn't stand jokes so fowl.
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I killed a chicken.
It was m**... most fowl.
Why did she spit out the turkey soup?
She said it had a fowl taste.
Poker game
I was playing poker with my friends Robin and Drake and some of their distant cousins.
There was this one chick who won almost every hand.
I can't be sure but I suspect fowl play.
Whenever I get very angry or if I hurt my self, I shout out the sounds of migratory birds...
...which usually leaves me apologizing to someone for using fowl language.
It's tough to have a conversation with a chicken.
They have very fowl mouths.
Reddit keeps suspending me over my chicken joke
They say its to fowl.
For the 2020 NFL season, the players will no longer be allowed to keep chickens as pets.
It will be considered a personal fowl.
Why doesnt Dracula attack chickens
Because their blood is fowl
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What do you call a group of 10 chickens and 5 crows
A m**... most fowl
Why do chickens make bad comedians?
Because their jokes are fowl.
Fowl Joke
Smaller babies may be delivered by Stork, the heavier ones need a Crane, and Swallows deliver none.
Why did the Mallard fail as a comic?
His humor was too fowl.
I tried incubating some chicks but turns out my rooster is sterile.
Oh well.
No harm, no fowl.
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Did you hear that somebody killed a majority of the birds?
It's a m**... of most fowl
Did you guys hear the joke about the chicken and the turkey?
It's two fowl
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Don't worry if your phone corrects f**...' to 'duck'
You're still using fowl language.
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I recently heard that Turkeys aren't allowed to play baseball.
No matter how many times they hit, they'll always hit Fowl b**....
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What do you call it when a fowl chasing Boris Johnson bites him in the b**...?
Chicken cacciatore.
(I'm so sorry.)
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We shouldn't have let this duck move in with us
He uses too much fowl language and deals quack c**...
Four doctors are sitting in a boat in the reeds, duck hunting.
The family practitioner spots a flock of fowl flying overhead, turns to the specialist and says: "I think those are ducks. I need a second opinion."
The specialist says: "I can schedule you in for a consult in two months."
The surgeon picks up his shotgun. BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!!! Three of the birds fall down into the water. He turns to the pathologist and says: "Run a test on them, will you, and see if they're ducks."
I wanted to tell a dirty joke about a baby chicken but...
Then I realized it was a little fowl.
