The Best 55 Fowl Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Fowl jokes. There are some fowl hen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fowl bird puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Fowl Jokes and Puns
A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property
Police suspect fowl play.
A man was killed by ducks last week
I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*
How do you know when your chickens gone bad?
It tastes fowl.
Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight?
Fowl play was suspected.
What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play.
NASA CHICKEN CANON
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."
Did you hear about the guy who died after eating chicken?
The meat was fowl.
Why did the chicken go to jail?
Fowl play.
Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?
Because of its fowl language.
LPT: When cooking chicken, it needs a lot of support
Alone, it tastes absolutely fowl.
What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows?
A murder most fowl.
(I'll see myself out...)
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Why did the duck get a red card?
For fowl play.
I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular...
Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.
Why don't we drink chicken milk?
It tastes fowl.
How does raw chicken taste?
Fowl
My chickens were clucking at me
Little did I know, they were using fowl language.
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck?
He was suspected of Fowl Play
How does a chicken do their hair?
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
A chicken walks into a bar
and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, "No fowl language allowed"
Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese?
Nothing, they're both fowl play
What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese?
A murder most fowl
Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the Hen make her Rooster cross the road?
Because he was using fowl language.
Why did the duck get suspended from school?
For fowl language
A man was found dead on his chicken farm.
I heard the police suspect fowl play.
I want a pet duck
But can't get one in my town without an agricultural permit.
Oh, well. no farm, no fowl.
I know a cat who thinks he's a chicken.
I tried to teach him otherwise, but he was in too much of a fowl mood.
Just ate goose for the first time
It was fowl
A dead goose was discovered on the sidewalk today.
Fowl play is suspected.
I never use fowl language
I just don't give a cluck
Why don't you take a turkey to church?
Because they have fowl language
it appears a chicken was found dead under mysterious circumstance.
police suspect fowl play.
Why aren't birds allowed to talk on television?
Because they have fowl language.
What's fowl and swine, but people can't resist shoving down their throat?
A turkey and ham sandwich.
I'll see myself out.
What do you call a chicken that drinks too much in the club?
A party fowl.
What is the most Shakespearean way to eliminate bird flu?
Murder most fowl.
I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling What the duck
They were angry that I used fowl language
I don't understand why people like chicken...
It's just fowl.
I don't eat pheasant.
Its a little fowl.
How does a duck get a strike?
When he hits a fowl ball. If he gets three strikes he's probably a turkey.
A chicken, duck and quail were found dead on a swing set.
The police suspect fowl play
Dr. Doolittle learned to talk the language of thousands of animals.
But not the language of ducks..
They were just too Fowl.
My wife is leaving me over my duck puns.
She couldn't stand jokes so fowl.
I killed a chicken.
It was murder most fowl.
Why did she spit out the turkey soup?
She said it had a fowl taste.
I was making chicken noises in class
Got a detention for using fowl language
It's tough to have a conversation with a chicken.
They have very fowl mouths.
Reddit keeps suspending me over my chicken joke
They say its to fowl.
For the 2020 NFL season, the players will no longer be allowed to keep chickens as pets.
It will be considered a personal fowl.
Why doesnt Dracula attack chickens
Because their blood is fowl
I brought a gun. He brought an army of ducks.
At this point it's just fowl play.
Autocorrect keeps ducking up my joke every time I try to type it here for all of you.
Is it because of the fowl language?
What do you call a group of 10 chickens and 5 crows
A murder most fowl
Why was the chicken kicked out of the movie theater?
Because he used fowl language.
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