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Police suspect fowl play.
I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*
It tastes fowl.
Fowl play was suspected.
Fowl play.
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."
The meat was fowl.
Fowl play.
Because of its fowl language.
Alone, it tastes absolutely fowl.
A murder most fowl.
(I'll see myself out...)
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For fowl play.
Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.
It tastes fowl.
Fowl
Little did I know, they were using fowl language.
He was suspected of Fowl Play
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, "No fowl language allowed"
Nothing, they're both fowl play
A murder most fowl
They suspected it of fowl play.
Because he was using fowl language.
For fowl language
I heard the police suspect fowl play.
But can't get one in my town without an agricultural permit.
Oh, well. no farm, no fowl.
I tried to teach him otherwise, but he was in too much of a fowl mood.
It was fowl
Fowl play is suspected.
I just don't give a cluck
Because they have fowl language
police suspect fowl play.
Because they have fowl language.
A turkey and ham sandwich.
I'll see myself out.
A party fowl.
Murder most fowl.
They were angry that I used fowl language
It's just fowl.
Its a little fowl.
When he hits a fowl ball. If he gets three strikes he's probably a turkey.
The police suspect fowl play
But not the language of ducks..
They were just too Fowl.
She couldn't stand jokes so fowl.
It was murder most fowl.
She said it had a fowl taste.
Got a detention for using fowl language
They have very fowl mouths.
They say its to fowl.
It will be considered a personal fowl.
Because their blood is fowl
At this point it's just fowl play.
Is it because of the fowl language?
A murder most fowl
Because he used fowl language.
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