Fourth Of July Jokes

Funniest Fourth Of July Short Jokes

Short fourth of july jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fourth of july humour may include short 4th of july jokes also.

1. Fourth of July, The only time of the year an American can say the day and month in the correct order.
2. Happy early 4th of July everyone And to those who've been a defendant a fourth time then happy 4th of jury
3. What's the difference between a cow and the Fourth of July? You can't milk a cow for over 240 years.
4. On this Fourth of July, just remember... He who comes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the Fifth.
5. A limerick for The Isle of Skye When I was on the Isle of Skye
   I overdid the old Spanish fly
   I had a stiff member
   From the fourth of December
   Till Friday the tenth of July
6. What does every parrot and pirate want in the Fourth of July? A firecracker and some gunpowder.
7. Is there a fourth of July in England? Of course there is, silly. It comes between the third of July and the fifth of July.

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Fourth Of July One Liners

Which fourth of july one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fourth of july? I can suggest the ones about happy 4th and fourth.

1. Everyone enjoys the Fourth of July. Except fire. Fire works on the Fourth of July.
2. Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.
3. What do they call the Fourth of July in Hawaii? Dependence day.
4. What do they call the fourth of July outside of the USA? The fourth of July
5. Does England have a Fourth of July? They do, they just don't celebrate it.
6. What did the parrot want in the Fourth of July? A firecracker
7. What do you call laundry day when it's on the Fourth of July? Washington
8. What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July? A m80.
9. For dogs in the U.S. Sorry about the Fourth of July
10. s**... with my wife is like the Fourth of July I only get it once per year.

Laughter Fourth Of July Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

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