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Funniest Fourteen Short Jokes

Short fourteen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fourteen humour may include short sixteen jokes also.

  1. How do you get an antivaxxer to shut up? I've been here for over fourteen years, it's been all downhill for the last ten.
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  2. Have you heard about the new French tank? It had fourteen motors. 13 go in reverse.
    The last one goes forward, in case the enemy attacks from behind.
  3. An Arabian man named Aghun has fourteen sons, each with a different first name. What title can be applied to each of them individually, as well as collectively? They're all a son of Aghun.
  4. One man. One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms... ...have nothing to do with each other, I'm just listing things.
  5. Did you hear about the South Carolina r**... who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
  6. So this guy goes to the doctor to get birth-control pills for her fourteen year old daughter. And the doctor asks "so she's s**... active at fourteen?"
    "No, she just lies there, like her mother."
  7. Q: Did you hear about the r**... who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow?
    A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

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Fourteen One Liners

Which fourteen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fourteen? I can suggest the ones about thirteen and fifteen.

  1. Giraffes can grow up to fourteen feet But normally they have only four
  2. How do you make a gold pie? You put fourteen carrots on it.
  3. "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen... " Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen...
  4. I can count the number of times I've visited Chernobyl on my fingers Fourteen
  5. What's best about a sixteen year old girl? Her fourteen year old best friend.
  6. What's fourteen inches and white? Nothing.

Fourteen joke, What's fourteen inches and white?

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Cheerful Fourteen Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about fourteen you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean eleven jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fourteen prank.

My grandfather swore by adding a spoonful of gunpowder to his tea every morning.

He said it was a very old remedy to help him live longer, and it worked: he lived to the ripe old age of ninety-seven.
He left a widow, two children, fourteen grandchildren and a fifty-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.

A couple is taking a tour through the Natural History Museum. They ask the tour guide: "How old is this dinosaur skeleton?"

He replies: "It is sixty five million and fourteen years and three months old."
"Wow! It's amazing that you can tell this precise. How do you do that? Is it with carbon dating?"
"I don't know" says the guide. "But when I first came here they told me it was sixty five million years old. And I started here fourteen years and three months ago."

A man is walking past the mental hospital

through the board fence he hears the nuts inside chanting, thirteen...thirteen...thirteen. Curious, peeks through a knot hole and someone pokes him in the eye! As he jumps back in pain he hears the nuts start chanting, fourteen...fourteen...fourteen.

A man in Russia was arrested for saying that Putin is an idiot and given a peculiar sentence to one year and fourteen days precisely in prison.

That's fourteen days for criticising the government, and one year for revealing a state secret.

Inmates Running the Asylum

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

A pedestrian is walking past an insane asylum, and in the distance hears a bunch of the asylum inmates inside screaming at the top of their lungs, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
Intrigued, the pedestrian peeks through a hole in the fence to see what all the commotion is about, and, suddenly, a finger pops out jabbing him right in the eye.
He screams in pain, and the inmates all start gleefully shouting, Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!

The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest

The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest to see who can find a white rabbit in the forest
The CIA comes in first place, finding the rabbit in fourteen hours. They used contacts, thermal vision, and satellites.
MI5 comes in second place, finding the rabbit in 24 hours using much of the same tactics
The KGB comes in last place. In one hour, they produced a bear, near beaten to death, who said "OK, OK, I admit it, I am a rabbit."

"Fourteen!"

a man walks by a mental hospital and over the wall he can hear the patients saying,"Fourteen" over and over again. The wall is too high to see over and as he walks along it he sees a small hole. Bending down to look through and see why they are chanting "Fourteen", he can see some movement.
All of a sudden a stick pushes through into his eye!

Then he hears...Fifteen!...Fifteen!...Fifteen!!!

The numbers game

A man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting. 'Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!' goes the noise from within the mental hospital's wards.
The man's curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence. It's not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in. Instantly, someone jabs him in the eye.
As he reels back in agony, the chanting continues:
'Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!'

A man is walking on a sidewalk past...

An insane asylum. He hears voices on the inside chanting "thirteen,thirteen, thirteen".
He is curious why they are chanting that. He looks around and finds a hole that allows himself to look inside the fence. As he puts his eye on the hole a stick jabs him in the eye. And the chant changes to "fourteen, fourteen, fourteen".
My dad tells this joke all the time.

A man enters a bar

He's completely wasted, drunk like a skunk. The bartender looks at him and says, "Whoah dude, you look like s**...! What's up?" - "Yeah... hicc... You know I hve... hicc... been flat hunting for like... hicc... fourteen... days..." - "Ah, yeah, I can relate" says the bartender. "What kind of a flat are you looking for?" he asks. The man sighs and says "... hicc... My own..."

[Possible OC] My dad just gave the birds and the bees speech to my 14 year old brother

I asked him, why didn't I get the speech when I was fourteen?
At this point I was sixteen and still haven't gotten it.
He said, You have natural protection.
I said, How so?
He said, Have you looked in a mirror recently?

When I was fourteen years old, my father gave me an advice for my swimming lessons..

I listened, went to the lesson and after coming back, I talked to him.
Me: "Do you remember what you said earlier? You should put a potato in your speedo to impress the girls! I did that."
He: "So, how did it work?"
Me: "Well, you should've told me to put the potato in the front of my speedo."

Bono walks into a bar in Tijuana.

He has thirteen of his closest friends with him, and he offers to buy the first round. He walks up to the bartender and orders in Spanish. The bartender comes out a bit later and hands out all the beers.
Bono laughs and says, "I love this place. Every time I come here, I order four drinks, and the bartender brings out fourteen!"

One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel went down to the local pub.

The bartender took one look at him and says, You are under-aged. I can't serve you beer. The weasel asks, What can I have? The bartender replies, I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop. Pop! goes the weasel.

A man is walking by a mental asylum...

...when he hears the patients inside shouting 'FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN!'. The asylum yard has a 9 foot tall concrete wall, so he can't see inside, but he notices a small hole in the wall, about waist high. Curious, he approaches the hole and looks through it. A stick suddenly pops out of the hole and jabs him in the eye, and the inmates start shouting 'FIFTEEN! FIFTEEN! FIFTEEN!'

Thirteen

A guy goes for a walk and when he passes by the mental hospital, he hears a patient inside yelling "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
The guy moves along and later when he's returning home and walks by the same hospital, he hears the same voice again yelling "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
And then he sees a small hole in the wall. The curiosity was too strong and when he takes a peek the patient pokes him in the eye with a stick and starts yelling "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

A man is strolling past an insane asylum when..

When he hears a loud chanting.
Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! goes the noise form within the mental hospital's wards.
The man's curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence. It's not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in.
Instantly, something jabs him in the eye.
As he reels back in agony, the chanting continues: Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!

Fourteen joke, A man is strolling past an insane asylum when..

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