Fours Jokes

Funniest Fours Short Jokes

Short fours jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fours humour may include short fives jokes also.

1. The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, what's an alcoholic?" So the dad replied, "Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight."
   The son replied, "But Dad, I only see two."
2. My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
3. Since this is the first year that I've remembered my cake day, here's my four year old's favorite joke. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
4. I invented a new golf ball that'll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.
5. What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
6. I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything... It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
7. My favorite Dad joke, because it's my cake day. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
   Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan.
8. I was born male and I identify as male, yet... ... according to Tesco's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!
9. Why do koi fish travel in groups of four? To protect the group from predators. When attacked, kois A, B, and C will go in one direction. The fourth one is the D koi.
10. Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dream out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.

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Fours One Liners

Which fours one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fours? I can suggest the ones about fourth and four tops.

1. What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
2. A friend of mine, a mother of four, refused to have her children vaccinated.
3. I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels She didn't know I existed
4. What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac...
5. What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five
6. Four rabbis were golfing
7. Face is a four letter word. But preface is a foreword letter.
8. I don't know why Donald Trump wants four more years. He can't even handle 60 minutes.
9. Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck.
10. Four men are waiting for their wives in a marital ward.
11. Crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet but most have just four.
12. The first four letters of the alphabet are the hardest. The rest are e-z.
13. One of my books just had a four-star review! The reviewer said "This book is \*\*\*\*"
14. My Gran died of asbestosis. It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her.
15. I can sum up 2016 in four words Two thousand and sixteen

Laughable Fours Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about fours you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean four eyes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fours pranks.