Fours Jokes

26 fours jokes and hilarious fours puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fours that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Fours Short Jokes

Short fours jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fours humour may include short fives jokes also.

  1. The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, what's an alcoholic?" So the dad replied, "Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight."
    The son replied, "But Dad, I only see two."
  2. My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
  3. Since this is the first year that I've remembered my cake day, here's my four year old's favorite joke. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
  4. I invented a new golf ball that'll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.
  5. How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
  6. Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
  7. What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
  8. My 4-year-old has been learning Spanish all year and still can't say the word please Which I think is poor for four.
  9. I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything... It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
  10. My favorite Dad joke, because it's my cake day. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
    Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan.

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Fours One Liners

Which fours one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fours? I can suggest the ones about fourth and four tops.

  1. What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
  2. A friend of mine, a mother of four, refused to have her children vaccinated.
  3. The last four letters in "queue" are not silent They're just waiting their turn
  4. Made love to my wife for an hour and four minutes tonight Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
  5. I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels She didn't know I existed
  6. What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac...
  7. What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
  8. What would you call the Fantastic Four if snoop dogg joined the team? The High Five
  9. Four rabbis were golfing
  10. American conservatives are pretty homophobic for people so proud of their four fathers
  11. I killed four people by looking them yesterday.
  12. Face is a four letter word. But preface is a foreword letter.
  13. I don't know why Donald Trump wants four more years. He can't even handle 60 minutes.
  14. There are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives.
  15. Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck.

Fours joke, Never iron a four leaf clover...

Laughable Fours Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about fours you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean four eyes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fours pranks.

I had my wife on all fours last night...

As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man.

Was seeing a girl who had "I'm a dog person" on their dating profile.

I found it strange that she never introduced me to her dog though so I thought it might have died and never brought it up.
Around our 6 month anniversary she asked if we could spice things up. I said sure.
I was on the bed waiting and she came in on all fours wearing a wolf fursuit and a leash in her mouth.
I wonder what she is up to sometimes.

Rodeo s**....

Have you ever tried Rodeo s**...? here is how it goes, you get you're Girlfriend on all fours and mount her, you push in as far as you can and hold on real tight, you then whisper in her ear, you are not as good as you're Sister, see how long you can stay on..

How did an amputee cat regrow a leg after falling of a building?

Well, we all know that a cat always lands on all fours.

Abraham's Four-Step Plan

Step 1: become religious
Step 2: receive the literal word of God
Step 3: ???
Step 4: prophet

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do you call two fake number fours next to each other?

Fauxty faux

I get up hills easily on all fours, I go down hills on both legs easily. What am I?

Some creep who goes up hills on all fours.

They say that the most powerful way for a woman to have s**... is d**......

Then they're really bangin' on all fours.

Why didn't two know how to double itself?

It couldn't see the fours for the threes.

The most popular s**... position among married couples is d**... -

He is on all fours begging and she plays dead.

Fours joke, The most popular s**... position among married couples is d**... -