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36 four wheeling jokes and hilarious four wheeling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about four wheeling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Four Wheeling Short Jokes

Short four wheeling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The four wheeling humour may include short third wheeling jokes also.

  1. What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major.
    I lied about the wheels.
  2. What has four wheels and flies? Garbage Truck.
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    To be honest, just listened to Tig Notaro telling this one on Conan O´Brien's podcast.
  3. What has four wheel and flies. I learned this joke as a child and it's the only joke I can remember. Have you heard this one before?
    A Garbage Truck
  4. The Irish are really far behind with technology... Their bombs still have four wheels and a motor.
  5. What's the difference between a race car and a woman? One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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Four Wheeling One Liners

Which four wheeling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with four wheeling? I can suggest the ones about third wheel and touring.

  1. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
    I'm sorry.
  2. What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck.
  3. Yo mama's so fat Her favorite game show is Wheel of Four Chins.
  4. What's green and has four wheels? It's grass, I lied about the wheels.
  5. What's got four wheels, no wings, and flies? A rubbish truck.
  6. What has four wheels and flies? A homeless cripple
  7. I just bought a car. This sweet ride has four wheels and flies Its a garbage truck
  8. What's smoking and has four wheels? A quadriplegic in a two story house fire.
  9. What do you call someone with bad morals on four wheels? A Predatower
  10. How far does a car go with square wheels? Four blocks.
  11. Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
  12. What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother.
  13. How are cars and bikes the same? They both have four wheels except a bike only has two.

Four Wheeling Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about four wheeling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spinning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make four wheeling pranks.

A man buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for xmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

Why are fire trucks red?

Because they have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve. Twelve inches is a foot, and a foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is also a ruler, but queen Elizabeth is also a ship, and ships sail the seas, and seas have fish, and fish have fins, and the Fins fought the Russians, Russians are red, and fire trucks are always russhing around

Why are Fire Trucks red?

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are 12 inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and firetrucks are always russian around.

Why are firetrucks red?

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always Russian" around.

A teacher does a quiz with her class.

She asks the children:" So guys what walks on four legs and hurts to touch?" So one kid goes:" A hedgehog" the teacher responds:" I was thinking of a porcupine, but I like the way that you think, next question, what has wheels and takes me to school?" The same kid answers:" Your car". "It is my bike, but I like the way you think", the teacher says. So the kid asks if he can say a question and the teacher accepts. "What is hard, has a red head, and when you rub it right, its head explodes" the kid goes. The teacher turns red and angrily says that the kid will have detention. The kid just says:" It is a matchstick, but I like the way you think".