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Four Seasons Jokes

26 four seasons jokes and hilarious four seasons puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about four seasons that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Four Seasons Short Jokes

Short four seasons jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The four seasons humour may include short winter season jokes also.

  1. Trump is going to make soon a major announcement Meet us again at Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot
  2. Why did the Trump Campaign book Four Seasons Landscaping? Because he ran his presidency into the ground
  3. What are the four seasons called in New England? Almost winter, Winter, Still winter, and 3 months of bad sledding.
  4. Who is Rudy Giuliani's favorite band? Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
  5. After Rudy Giuliani held a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, he experienced chest pains. He was quickly rushed to Mount Sinai Heating & Plumbing.
  6. People: You can't have all four seasons in the space of 24 hours! Ohio: Hold my beer.
    *inspired by the fact that yesterday it was 74F and had thunderstorms, and today it's 30F and snowing.*
  7. Friend wanted a summer job, I told him about my friend who works at a Four Seasons Resort Friend: No I don't wanna work for Four Seasons! Just this summer.
  8. Everyone's bummed Summer is ending, but I like the Fall! It's one of my top four favorite seasons.

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Four Seasons One Liners

Which four seasons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with four seasons? I can suggest the ones about seasonal and fall season.

  1. Four Seasons Total Landscaping I'm not ready to stop laughing.
  2. Did you guys hear about the old TV series "The Year"? It only had four seasons.
  3. Planets CAN have more than four seasons... Planets: Season 5.
  4. Doomsday preppers Just got renewed for four more seasons.

Four Seasons Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about four seasons you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spring season jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make four seasons pranks.

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"
Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"
Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"
Autumn ~ *-leaves-*

An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada.

He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...
It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.
The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.
His feet feel refreshed!
The street has gorgeous s**... and embankments, like an alleyway out of Florence in the 1500s, but made out of clay stones.
He sees two gentlemen working on fixing a small crack in the street, the only blemish for blocks.
One of them is pounding down the clay with a wide-head sledgehammer, thwap thwap!
The other is on his knees with a compass and a pick and a broom, adjusting the grade of the street material.
He interrupts them to say, Excuse me gentlemen! I hate to be a bother, but I just want to applaud your hard work on this alleyway. It's rare a city takes such good care with its streets and this one is one of the best.
The man with the sledge stops and says, Well, we appreciate that sir. You know your streets, it seems! Would it surprise you to know that the composition of this street is not adobe? It's mulched with our native nut trees, the cashew nut. That's what gives it its softness. When it rains, the petrichor has a slight sweetness due to the cashew, and the town smells fantastic. I'm just hammering it down before it gets too cold.
Well, I'll be! cried the archaeologist. And what's that fellow up to? pointing to the man on his knees.
Oh him! He's in charge of checking the grade of the clay. If it's too rough, he picks and sweeps it. Backbreaking work. We hire four of them, one for each season. And since autumn just arrived, he's got a few months yet. So you see...
And here the man paused...
So you see...my hammered alley is really 'cashews clay'. And he is the gradist.
The gradist...of fall time.

Four expectant fathers.

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room,   while their wives were in labour.
The nurse tells the first man,   "Congratulations!   You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence!   I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"
The nurse returns and tells the second man,   "You are the father of triplets!"
"Wow,   what a coincidence!   I work for 3M Corporation!"
When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence!   I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"
At this point,   the fourth guy faints.   When he comes to,   the others ask what's wrong.
"What's wrong?!   I work for Seven-Up!"

Four Man

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, Congratulations! You're the father of twins. That's odd, answers the man. I work for the Minnesota Twins! A nurse then yells the second man, Congratulations! You're the father of triplets! That's weird, answers the second man. I work for the 3M company! A nurse goes up to the third man saying, Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." That's strange, he answers. I work for the Four Seasons hotel! The last man begins groaning and b**... his head against the wall. What's wrong? the others ask. I work for 7 Up!

Four men are in the hospital waiting room!

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, Congratulations! You're the father of twins.
That's odd, answers the man. I work for the Minnesota Twins!
A nurse says to the second guy, Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!
That's weird, answers the second man. I work for the 3M company!
A nurse tells the third man, Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!
That's strange, he answers. I work for the Four Seasons hotel!
The last man is groaning and b**... his head against the wall. What's wrong? the others ask.
I work for 7 Up!

Four men in a hospital

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins." "That's odd," answers the man. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!" A nurse then yells to the second man, "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!" "That's weird," answers the second man. "I work for the 3M company!" A nurse goes up to the third man saying, "Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." "That's strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel!" The last man begins groaning and b**... his head on the wall. "What's wrong?" the others ask. "I work for 7 Up!"

Three men are in the waiting room while their wives are giving birth.

The doctor comes up to the first man and says that he is now a father of triplets.
The man is thrilled and he says-
"Wow! That's kind of cool because I work at 3M!"
A couple hours later the doctor comes out and tells the next man that he is a father of quadruplets. The man says-
"Wow! That's even cooler because I work at the Four Seasons Hotel!"
The third man immediately starts crying and the doctor asks him whats wrong-
"I work for 20th Century Fox."

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.

A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." “That's strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and b**... his head against the wall. “What's wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.

A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." “That's strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and b**... his head against the wall. “What's wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.

A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." “That's strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and b**... his head against the wall. “What's wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”