The Best 14 Four Brothers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Four Brothers jokes. There are some four brothers grueling jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 Funniest Four Brothers Jokes and Puns

Two young boys walked into a drug store, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight" the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him... He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either"

A blonde is thinking:

How the hell does my brother have four sisters when I only have three?

How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet?

I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers.

Four Brothers joke, How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet?

My dad's a magician

Bob: What does your father do for a living?

Joe: He's a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.

Bob: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Joe: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.

Four Chinese brothers....

...named Chu, Bu, Hu, and Fu decided to go to the United States of America. They had to Americanize their names in order to get a Visa... so Chu became CHUCK, Bu became BUCKS, HU became HUCK, and FU decided to remain in China...


Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter...

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight." the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for our brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He cant do either one."

A joke from my 5 year old brother...

Q: What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

Four Brothers joke, A joke from my 5 year old brother...

Four Chinese brothers

Name Bu, Hu, Lu and Fu wanted to move o America. They had to Americanize there names in order to get there visa. Bu became buck. Hu became huck. Lu became luck and fu..... Decided to stay in China

Two friends meet up and one says: "So I've heard you formed a band?"

\- Yes, a quartet!

A quartet? That's four of you, right?

\- No, three.

Three!?

\- Yes, me and my brother.

You have a brother?

\- No, who do you ask?

I gave my friend a set of alphabet letters.

He lost a letter a few days later.

So I told him to give the set back to my baby brother.

He asked me why, so I told him to look into the box.

He takes them out and counts how many of each letter there were.

"four 'A's, four 'B's, four 'C's, ... four 'T's, three 'U's, four 'W's,..."

When he finished counting, I told him it's not 4 U anymore.

My brother's in the circus - he gets Β£500 a week for swallowing a four-foot sword.

What's so good about swallowing a four-foot sword? He's only three feet tall.

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TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably

Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright

I tried to date this girl from Alabama, but her whole family was way too racist.

Her sister, her aunt, her brother, her uncle, and her mom and dad.

All four of them are just nuts.

After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.

"What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.

Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."

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