Four Brothers Jokes
19 four brothers jokes and hilarious four brothers puns to laugh out loud. Read bar jokes about four brothers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short four brothers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The four brothers humour may include short three brothers jokes also.
- A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move?
A: A statue of a dog! - My brother's in the circus - he gets £500 a week for swallowing a four-foot sword. What's so good about swallowing a four-foot sword? He's only three feet tall.
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What funny jokes about four brothers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean three men jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make four brothers pranks.
Two young boys walked into a drug store, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight" the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him... He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either"
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A blonde is thinking:
How the h**... does my brother have four sisters when I only have three?
Sven and Oli went to the lumber store
Sven went in and Oli stayed in the truck. Sven said to the lumberman, I need a four-by-two . The lumberman said, Do you mean a two-by-four? . Sven said, let me ask my brudder . Sven came back and said, yup we need a two-by-four . The lumberman said, How long? . Sven said, huh? . The lumberman said, How long do you need it? Sven just stood there, not understanding. The lumberman said, Go ask your brother. Sven went out to the truck, and came back and said, We need it quite a while, we're building a garage
Two friends meet up and one says: "So I've heard you formed a band?"
\- Yes, a quartet!
A quartet? That's four of you, right?
\- No, three.
Three!?
\- Yes, me and my brother.
You have a brother?
\- No, who do you ask?
I gave my friend a set of alphabet letters.
He lost a letter a few days later.
So I told him to give the set back to my baby brother.
He asked me why, so I told him to look into the box.
He takes them out and counts how many of each letter there were.
"four 'A's, four 'B's, four 'C's, ... four 'T's, three 'U's, four 'W's,..."
When he finished counting, I told him it's not 4 U anymore.
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TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably
Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright
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I tried to date this girl from Alabama, but her whole family was way too racist.
Her sister, her aunt, her brother, her uncle, and her mom and dad.
All four of them are just nuts.
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.
"What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day
They picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
Mr Smith had 4 daughters joke
Q: Mr. Smith had four daughters, each daughter had one brother, how many children does Mr. Smith have?
A: Mr smith has four daughters, so no. of daughters = 4.
Each daughter has 1 brother, so no. of son = 1.
Point to be understood is that how many sons will fulfill the condition that each daughter had one brother. If Mr, smith has one son than each of the daughter will have 1 brother. if Mr. smith has 2 sons than each of the daughter will have 2 brothers and so on.
So if mr. smith has 1 son it fulfill the condition.
Now question is asked how many children does Mr. Smith have?
So 4 daughter and 1 son means total 5 children.
Hence Mr. smith has 5 children.
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The day my dog died
When I was about four years old my brother had an old beater of a sports car, and one day he and my dad were draining the gas tank before they do more work. So they drain the gas into a bucket and then go inside for beer. My dog Hershey's t**... on up to the bucket and takes a nice long drink.. And then he began to run laps around our house, faster and faster until my dad came out to see all the commotion. Just as he got out Hershey's falls down on to his back and is still.
My dad frantically asked me What happened is the dog okay?!
I laughed and said Yeah he's fine, he just ran out of gas.
He's My Brother!
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?
Eight, the boy replied.
The man continued, Do you know what these are used for?
The boy replied, Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of that!"
A heart of gold.
A local charity had never received a donation from the town's banker, so the director made a phone call. Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven't given a penny to charity, the director began. Wouldn't you like to help the community?
The banker replied, Did your research show that my mother is ill, with extremely expensive medical bills?
Um, no, mumbled the director.
Or that my brother is unemployed? Or that my sister's husband left, leaving her broke with four kids?
I … I … I had no idea.
So, said the banker, if I don't give them any money, why would I give any to you?
Every night at the pub...
...the Irishman followed the same ritual. He ordered five shots of whiskey, then held each glass up in a silent toast, and drank them down in turn.
After seeing this for weeks on end, the bartender's curiosity got the best of him, and he said to the Irishman, "I notice you always order five shots. Is there a story behind that?"
"Aye, lad. I have four brothers, and we used to go out drinking every night. They've since moved away, so, as a tribute, I always order a shot for each of them and one for myself."
One night the Irishman came in and ordered four shots of whiskey. "I'm afraid to ask..." said the bartender. "Did something happen to one of your brothers?"
"Nay, lad, my brothers are fine. It's me. My doctor said I have to quit drinking."
[OC] During his search for the Holy Grail...
King Arthur sent his knights and squires to all four corners of the globe. One of his ships landed in Zimbabwe, and engaged in grueling battle with the local tribe of cannibals for no less than 30 days and 30 nights. The knights had fought long and hard, but ultimately succumbed to the sheer numbers of the tribe.
During the night's celebratory feast, one of the tribesman looked up from his haunch of meat and over to his brother. "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"
His brother took a bite of his meal, chewed for a few seconds and after giving it some thought, replied "You know what?"
"What?"
"...I think we're on the same Page."
Rich Banker
A local charity had never received a donation from the town's banker, so the director made a phone-call. Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven't given a penny to charity, the director began. Wouldn't you like to help the community?
The banker replied, Did your research show that my mother is ill, with extremely expensive medical bills?
Um, no, mumbled the director.
Or that my brother is blind and unemployed? Or that my sister's husband died, leaving her broke with four kids?
I … I … I had no idea.
So, said the banker, if I don't give them any money, why would I give any to you?
Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, one is four.
The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom."
Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"
The nine year old says "They’re for my four year old little brother."
The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?"
The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!"
