Fountain Jokes
33 fountain jokes and hilarious fountain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fountain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready for a laugh? Check out these hilarious jokes about famous fountains around the world, like the Fountain of Youth, Trevi Fountain, and the Chocolate Fountain. Learn the statue behind the water and its symbolism of purity, and laugh along with these fountain jokes!
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Funniest Fountain Short Jokes
Short fountain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fountain humour may include short waterfall jokes also.
- If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?
- What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? A goldfish likes to muck around the fountain...
- The Fountain of Youth has been discovered but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it.
- I GOT A FREE FOUNTAIN DRINK AT THE MALL TODAY!! But all the pennies in the water gave it a bad taste.
- A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it.
- Why won't I ever make a water feature on top of a mountain where a lot of baby horses are buried? My mom taught me to never make fountains out of foal hills
- When i was your age everything was in black and white. Schools, fountains, bathrooms, everything.
- A stranger asked me to take out my watch and see how fast he could circle a fountain I told him I didn't have the time for this
- My first job was pouring fountain drinks... I had to give it up though because it was soda pressing.
- Thank you martin luther king jr. As custodians we owe that guy a lot, if it wasn't for him we'd have to clean two drinking fountains.
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Fountain One Liners
Which fountain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fountain? I can suggest the ones about faucet and pump.
- Why is Ross from Friends always in the fountain in the intro? Because he's a Schwimmer
- What did grandma say to the old fountain? You aged well!
- If you sat with your hands in the fountain of youth, would your hands get wrinkly?
- I went to the fountain and removed all of its angel statues. It's now a sans seraph font.
- Drank from the Fountain of Youth... Broke out in acne.
- So a clothes designer drank from the Fountain of Youth... Now she's Forever 21.
- Why are dogs always thirsty? Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
- What do you call a gay bar with cowboys? Brokeback Fountain.
- Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy A vitamin sea
- Fox is good on Final Destination... but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines.
- Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
- How do you call a volcano? Fountain mountain
Comical Fountain Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about fountain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fountain pranks.
There were some monks in a monastery...
...and they were looking after homeless people. The first homeless person goes up to the Abbot and says "Abbot I've sinned". The Abbot replies "Well how have you sinned?". The man replies "I stole money from a shop", "Go and drink from the fountain and you'll feel better.
The second homeless man goes up and explains that he had sinned by cheating on his wife. The Abbot again tells him to go and drink from the fountain and he would feel better.
The third homeless man goes up to the abbot and says "Abbot I've sinned" the Abbot replies "Well how have you sinned?". The man answers "I peed in the fountain".
Peeing !
A drunken man was casually peeing into a drinking fountain in the park.
A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically.
"What do you think you're doing. There's a public toilet fifty meters from here!"
The man, amazed, yells back.
"What do you think I have, a hose?
Reddit was planning to promote some food subreddits on the featured page.
One of the featured subreddits was supposed to be about chocolate fountains, but there was a big controversy, and they decided to find a replacement. A former substitute teacher who was fired from her job had started a subreddit about bar food.
The mods selected it as a replacement. The subpar sub's pub sub sub subbed superbly.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
My doctor was having trouble writing notes in my chart.
He kept scribbling, frowning, shaking the pen.
I said "Hey, doc! That's not a pen, it's a thermometer!"
He shouted "My God! Do you know what this means?"
"Dear God, what?"
"Some a**...'s got my fountain pen!"
