The Best 22 Fountain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fountain jokes. There are some fountain sins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Fountain Jokes and Puns

There were some monks in a monastery...

...and they were looking after homeless people. The first homeless person goes up to the Abbot and says "Abbot I've sinned". The Abbot replies "Well how have you sinned?". The man replies "I stole money from a shop", "Go and drink from the fountain and you'll feel better.
The second homeless man goes up and explains that he had sinned by cheating on his wife. The Abbot again tells him to go and drink from the fountain and he would feel better.
The third homeless man goes up to the abbot and says "Abbot I've sinned" the Abbot replies "Well how have you sinned?". The man answers "I peed in the fountain".

Why is Ross from Friends always in the fountain in the intro?

Because he's a Schwimmer

If an angel statue is removed from a fountain...

...would that make it a sans seraph font?

Fountain joke, If an angel statue is removed from a fountain...

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

A goldfish likes to muck around the fountain...

Peeing !

A drunken man was casually peeing into a drinking fountain in the park.
A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically.
"What do you think you're doing. There's a public toilet fifty meters from here!"
The man, amazed, yells back.
"What do you think I have, a hose?


What did grandma say to the old fountain?

You aged well!

The Fountain of Youth has been discovered

but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it.

Fountain joke, The Fountain of Youth has been discovered

If you sat with your hands in the fountain of youth,

would your hands get wrinkly?

I GOT A FREE FOUNTAIN DRINK AT THE MALL TODAY!!

But all the pennies in the water gave it a bad taste.

A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen.

Only God knows what the other one does with it.

What do you call a fountain whose angel statue has been stolen?

A sans seraph font.

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Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge...

Unwelcome and hard to get rid of.

So a clothes designer drank from the Fountain of Youth...

Now she's Forever 21.

My doctor was having trouble writing notes in my chart.

He kept scribbling, frowning, shaking the pen.

I said "Hey, doc! That's not a pen, it's a thermometer!"

He shouted "My God! Do you know what this means?"

"Dear God, what?"

"Some asshole's got my fountain pen!"

An American tourist in Germany...

While in Germany, an American tourist saw a man peeing in a fountain.
"GROSS!" She said.
"Danke!" He said.

A stranger asked me to take out my watch and see how fast he could circle a fountain

I told him I didn't have the time for this

Fountain joke, A stranger asked me to take out my watch and see how fast he could circle a fountain

My first job was pouring fountain drinks...

I had to give it up though because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a gay bar with cowboys?

Brokeback Fountain.

Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy

A vitamin sea


A hot girl walked up to me in the hallway and said Excuse me sir, I'm really thirsty

I probably wouldn't have gotten arrested if I had noticed I was standing in front of a water fountain

The Fountain of Iniquity

When your honest living has you worrying about pinching pennies, throw them into the wishing well and scoop up all the quarters.

Fox is good on Final Destination...

but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines.

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