Founder Jokes
39 founder jokes and hilarious founder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about founder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Founder Short Jokes
Short founder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The founder humour may include short founding father jokes also.
- Tesla founder elon musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
- Now that Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA, is dead... ... Do we have to buy our furniture from EA?
- The USA is proud because their Founding Fathers had strong convictions Big deal the founders of Australia had convictions too.
- IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad passes away at 91. Wonder if he collapsed unexpectedly at home?
- Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish..... Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells.
- So today the founder of IKEA passed away... I wonder how long it took his family to build his casket?
- Ingar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA has passed away - flat pack coffins
- Allen key
- left over parts
- missing screws
This joke needs some assembly - Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday.
- Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
- The founders of Foursquare came up with the name of the company when using off-brand toilet paper.
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Founder One Liners
Which founder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with founder? I can suggest the ones about founding member and founded.
- The founder of autocorrect has died. May he resist in piece.
- Did you hear that the IKEA founder died? They had trouble putting the casket together
- Why did the startup founder take a pill in Ibiza? To show a VC he was cool.
- Ikea founder dies at 91. He will be buried as soon as they get the casket put together.
- Why did Microsoft named its software Windows? It's founder had enough Gates.
- What do Karl Marx and the founder of Linux have in common? Both of them hate classes.
- What if tesla was a rope making company ? Its founder would be Elon Husk
- Ingvar Kamrad, the founder of IKEA, is a multi-billionaire. I guess he's self-made.
- Why was George Washington so good at hide-and-seek? Because he always founder.
- ‘A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders – rest in peace.'
- What do you call it when the founder of Microsoft is involved in a scandal? Billgate
- Founder of Ikea's dying words FÖkimdying
- The founder of Ikea passed away today
- what would have they called founder of apple if it was a failure? Steve Jobless
- Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Comical Founder Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about founder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean founding fathers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make founder pranks.
IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad dies at 91.
His f**... has been postponed until his family get the screw that wasn't included with his KÖFFIN product
Did you know the first Easter and ther first april fools day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
The founder of strepsils died this week
There will be no coffin at the f**...
What do you call gay s**... between the founder of Scientology and a Native American?
The Indian in the Hubbard.
The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day
His f**... was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in...
Applied pressure
Doctor: You're going to feel a bit of pressure, OK?
Patient: Ok
Doctor: Your younger sister is the founder of CEO of a multi-million dollar company and owns a house while you work as a cashier at McDonalds and live with your parents
A few months ago, a time traveller ran up to someone and shouts "I need you to say the 9th letter of the alphabet and the German founder of the philosophical doctrine of transcendental idealism, or the world will fall into chaos!"
...I Kant
IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad has died at 91. His f**... procession will be a winding path that takes about 2 hours with a pause in the middle for refreshments.
We also seem to have an extra casket handle and a handful of screws.
February 7, 1938: Harvey Firestone, founder of Firestone Tire and Rubber Company, dies
Leaving his family feeling deflated
Ingvar kamprad ,the founder of ikea has died
His coffin will be a flat pack with an Allen key
