Founded Jokes
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Funniest Founded Short Jokes
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- Thanos' finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared. Apparently only DC movies can do that.
- Dude 1: Hey, bro? Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure
- A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.
It was a brief case. - My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding... She got so mad and said she's never gonna play scrabble with me ever again
- My mother and father found each other in a gay bar of all places.... 24 years in to their marriage unfortunately
- I just found out my girlfriend just gave me an STD.... Looks like I'm gonorrhea-valuate the relationship
- Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found. Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
- I just found my wife has a Tinder profile and I'm furious. She is absolutely not adventurous , and fun to be around !
- My girlfriend was devastated when she found out the reason why my nickname is The Love Machine . It's because I'm terrible at tennis.
- I found a wallet what do i do? I found a wallet with 20 dollars in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
So I turned it into wine.
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Founded One Liners
Which founded one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with founded? I can suggest the ones about founder and established.
- I just found out I'm colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
- Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"? Dad: "Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
- My wife and I have an open relationship Found out last night
- I just found out that I'm colorblind It completely came out of the purple
- Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
- Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom? Because number two shocked him.
- I found out I was colourblind today It was totally out of the purple
- My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel...
- I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder.
- What did the Bulbasaur say when he found out his wife was cheating on him? Bulbasaur
- Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow.
- I just found out that i have two weeks to live My wife just went on vacation
- Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need: just five more minutes
- Found my wife's g spot lastnight! Turns out her sister had it the whole time!
- To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you.
Nintendo Founded Jokes
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- Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games. He knows how to properly use the royal Wii.
- Nintendo recently found a truck that was stolen in 2015 and all the Wii games were still in the trailer. They released them for sale at only $59.99.
- What did Nintendo do when they found out their consoles had a defect? They issued a wii-call
Uplifting Founded Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about founded you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean founding member jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make founded pranks.
When Canada was first founded, its leaders were having trouble coming up with a name.
Unable to come up with any ideas, they decided the best course of action would be to draw random letters out of a hat.
One man pulled out a letter, cleared his t**..., and read,
"C, eh."
The letter was written down. The man pulled out another letter and read,
"N, eh."
This, too, was recorded. The man drew one more letter and read,
"D, eh."
In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table?
Sir Cumference
So much tax evasion in America...
Almost like the country was founded on it or something
j**... Falwell Jr has resigned his post as president from the school that his father founded
When reporters were seeking a statement, he was not at Liberty to respond
A Greek and a Roman are arguing about who has the superior culture.
The Greek says "We built the Parthenon". The Roman says "Ah, but we built the Colosseum". The Greek responds "We invented democracy" and the Roman says "Yes, but we founded the great Roman Empire". Finally, the Greek says "We invented s**...". The Roman replies "That's true, but we're the ones who thought of having it with women."
So I heard there's a group of optometrists who founded a colony on an archipelago off the coast of Alaska, but the islands themselves are very weird to look at.
They're called the Optical Aleutians.
If Nike was founded by a women
Then the tag line would be "Just do it....If you want too...I dont want to force you...Its your life...anyways you never listen to me...Do whatever you want...Who am I to say"
If FiveGuys had been founded by black people
It should have been called ThreeGuys.
What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
I read a news story recently about a large group of secretive gay vigilantes who founded a temple to the god of sailing that moonlights as a b**... club.
The headline read
"Masked Masc for Masc Masses create Mast Mass for Masochists"
What do you get when 2 leftists get together?
3 political parties: one Communist, one Socialist, and a third founded in an attempt to merge the first two.
Today it's National t**... Cap Day
Hats off to whoever founded it.
I founded John Lennon Television, and now we're the second biggest subscription TV service in the UK.
Above us, only Sky.
Did you know Oxford university was founded before the Aztec Empire?
That explains the sacrifices my parents had to make to pay my tuition
Last year I founded a Anxiety Society at uni
It ended after the first week when no one showed up
What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?
Allah-bama
You know Juul was founded in 2015...
So some of you need to stop hitting 5 year olds.
100000 pascals met up and founded a Bar...
Then they invited 1325 other pascals to create great atmosphere.
Apple is a joke.
Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
I founded a religion devoted entirely to pens called Penism...
...being a member is pretty much the same as not; I just liked how fun they are to hold and how using them has permanent consequences.
If Nike was founded by a girl...
If Nike was founded by a girl, its tagline would be,
"Just do it... If you want to. I don't wanna force you. It's your life."
Jesuits vs Dominicans
What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, they were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits.
They were also both founded to combat heresy: the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants.
What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, have you met any Albigensians lately?
Heard this from priest and took format from somewhere.
I founded a charity that will help everyone
It's called: "For the Betterment of Hugh Mannity"
(I'm Hugh Mannity)
