The Best 50 Foundation Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Foundation jokes. There are some foundation research jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these foundation scalia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Foundation Jokes and Puns

A good romance starts with a foundation of trust and friendship.

A bad romance starts with a rah rah rah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma gaga ooh la la

Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke

"This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."

What's the hardest thing about eating baby vegetables?

Convincing the nurse that you're from the Make-a-Wish Foundation.

Foundation joke, What's the hardest thing about eating baby vegetables?

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour.

And call it Obsessive Disorders Control.

Did you hear the one about Make-A-Wish foundation giving concert tickets to the little deaf boy?

Neither did he.

they should stop calling it the "Make-A-Wish Foundation"

and start calling it the "No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"

Foundation joke, they should stop calling it the "Make-A-Wish Foundation"

What is the name of the charity organization that kills 90% of all of its "rescues"?

Make a Wish Foundation

Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation

At least they can work to a deadline

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What charity has PETA beat in terms of death rate?

The Make a Wish Foundation.

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Why are members of the American Transplant Foundation similar to rapists?

They both put organs in people.

After his failed Presidential run, Bernie Sanders decides to write a book and finally endorses Hillary Clinton.

The Clinton Foundation bought 10 million copies in advance.

I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women

It's real thick to hide the bruises

The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife.

They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids.

A child tells the make a wish foundation.

So a child is ill and the make a wish foundation asks "what do you want more than anything" the child responds "to trade places with Donald trump!"

They interpret as he wants to know what it's like to be president for a day.

So they ask trump, he obliges.

Trump meets the child and says "so you want to know what it's like to be president?"

The child retorts "no I just wanted you to have cancer"

Foundation joke, A child tells the make a wish foundation.

I'm thinking of starting a youth foundation...

I mean I've already got like 30 kids buried in my basement.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

How do you call a cement foundation?

A concrete base.

Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt?

Some kid wished for more wishes.

I was supposed to knit blue mittens for the Children's Cancer Foundation, but I had accidentally knitted all red mittens...

Oops, wrong thread.

I'm going to start a foundation called "Always Ahead of You"

I'm pretty sure that's a movement you can get behind

What bounces and makes children sad?

The checks I write to the Make-A-Wish foundation.

Bill Gates wakes up one morning, hungover, after a late night soirée at the foundation.

Melinda looks at him and says, "Wow, Bill, you don't look so good."

Bill replies, "Yeah I know, I feel like a million bucks..."

What company is the best at meeting deadlines?

The Make a Wish Foundation

What did the foundation-layer say at the end of his fight?

It's over! I have the ground!

An O-5, a Foundation Agent, and Doctor Bright walk into a bar.


I joked about how bad our apartment building's foundation was

Even the walls started cracking up

What makes up the foundation of every courthouse?

Law and mortar.

Women are the foundation of our society

But men are the ones who laid the foundation

Taco Bell and The Susan G. Koman Foundation is teaming up.

They gonna sell pink tacos

Why does mystery story writer insists upon mixing additional crushed stone while laying the foundation?

So the plot thickens.

I was working on sealing a leak in a crack in my foundation when a friend told me I should look for one at the sex shop...

...At first I was skeptical but I gave it a try and I must say, I was quite disappointed because it was everything but plugs.

The real hero of Champions League is Make A Wish Foundation

who made a young retarded man's dream come true so he could be a goalkeeper at the finals.

So a kid with cancer goes to the make a wish foundation

Kid: I want to be a pokemon!
Staff: No problem! You will be a gastly real soon!

One class D personnel from SCP foundation walks into a bar.


What is something the make a wish foundation can't give the children?

A future

If you ever want to build a home for the poor

A foundation is a solid place to start

There was a huge uproar when the official theme song of the National Leukemia Foundation was announced

What's wrong with "Bad to the Bone"?

So, the make a wish foundation arrives at a hospital room

They talk to the child laying there,
are you ready for the surprise of a lifetime
The kid in a raspy voice replies, So a short one?

They say that a good romance starts with a strong foundation, chemistry and flirting

Whereas a bad romance starts with a RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA ROMA-MA, GAGA OH LA LA

Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA?

The Make-A-Wish foundation.

What is one charity that has a higher death rate than PETA?

Make a wish foundation

Anyone know how to lift a house?

My girlfriend wants me to put foundation on her face.

Courtesy of my 8 year old: Why did the lipstick, eyeliner, and foundation keep fighting each other?

Because they could never makeup!

I've decided to pour a new foundation for my porch.

I want to make concrete changes to my life.

I just gave all my life savings to the San Andreas foundation.

You might say I'm generous to a fault.

As a firefighter, I know there is one thing that we always save no matter how bad the fire.

The foundation

Trump wears so much makeup, I think he's hiding something

And if his thick foundation is anything like mine, it's probably the bones of a half-dozen hookers.

So little Timmy has bone cancer.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation people come around and say well Timmy, you can see anyone you want. We'll do our best to get them.

So Timmy says I wanna see Black Panther!

The Doctor says hold on now, you'll see him in a couple days anyways. Why don't you pick someone else?

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