Foul Language Jokes
7 foul language jokes and hilarious foul language puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foul language that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Foul Language Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Dave was struggling with his parrot that was constantly using bad language, so he sought help from the vet.
Every time the bird swears," said the vet, "Put it in the freezer for 15 seconds.
Dave decided to follow the advice, and after trying it for the first time, found the parrot shivering and apologetic when he took it out of the freezer.
The bird said, "I'm sorry for all the bad language I've been using."
Dave was very surprised by the sudden transformation of his foul-mouthed bird.
Then the parrot said, By the way, what did the chicken do?
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What did Oedipus's father say when he heard his son using foul language?
"I hope you don't kiss your mother with that mouth."
What country uses the most foul language?
Turkey
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
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Foul mouthed parrot
An old woman has a pet parrot with a filthy vocabulary. She warns him again and again to clean up his language. He just replies, "S\*!#w You, you old B\*\^$h.
So she grabs him and sticks him in the fridge to teach him a lesson.
As the poor parrot is there in the fridge, getting colder and colder, he spots a chicken, plucked and ready for the oven. He exclaims, "Holy s**...! What did you say to her"!
Why do chickens swear so much?
They only know foul language
Why was the referee banned from the arena?
For their foul language.
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