Foster Jokes

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Funniest Foster Short Jokes

Short foster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The foster humour may include short shelter jokes also.

1. When I was small my parents used to bath me in cheap Australian lager It wasn't until I was 18 I realised I had been Fostered
2. When I was a child my mum always used to bathe me in cheap Australian beer. It wasn't till I was 18 that I realized I'd been Fostered....
3. When I was growing up my Mum always use to wash my hair in lager It wasn't until many years later that I realized I had been fostered......
4. When I was a baby. When I was growing up my parents used to bathe me in cheap Australian beer.
   It wasn't until I was 18 I realized I had been Fostered..
5. When I was a baby. My parents used to bath me cheap Australian beer.
   It wasn't till I was 18 that I realized I'd been Fostered.
6. When I was a baby, my parents used to bath me in really cheap Australian lager... It wasn't until my 18th birthday that they told me I'd been fostered.
7. I found five orphaned kittens and decided to foster them. I named them Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring, and Pinky. They sure are a handful to raise.
8. As a baby and toddler I was bathed in cheap Australian lager.... It was only when I reached 28 that my parents admitted that I had been Fostered.
9. What do you call a child's Pokemon team consisting of 6 EV trained Dittos? A Youngster's Roster of Fostered Imposters
10. David Foster Wallace writes a simple seafood recipe... 1. This is water
    2. Consider the lobster

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Foster One Liners

Which foster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foster? I can suggest the ones about encourage and animal shelter.

1. What is an orphans favorite beer? Fosters
2. Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
3. My Mum and Dad make me have a bath in Australian lager. Their my foster parents.
4. An orphan went to a bar and ordered a beer. Can I have a Foster?
5. I fostered a child the other day ...Got him in the back of the head with all four cans!
6. What is an orphan's favourite drink? Fosters.
7. 'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar
8. I fostered a kid last night Not bad a can right in the back of the head form 20 yards
9. I work at a foster care agency with a rent to own policy... It's called wombs to go.
10. I really want to sleep with Jodie Foster, but I'm thirteen years too late.
11. Grocery shopping fosters risky behavior. I always put all my eggs in one basket.
12. What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? Banana Foster
13. Yo mama is so ugly A foster home adopted a highway instead of her.
14. I know why Santa is jolly. Because he knows where all the naughty foster kids are.
15. I was raised by two horrible foster parents... They drank Fosters 24/7

Foster Homes Jokes

Here is a list of funny foster homes jokes and even better foster homes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How would Madame Foster begin the process of putting her Home for Imaginary Friends up for sale? By contacting a Fake Estate Agent.
• A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Entertaining Foster Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about foster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean furn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make foster pranks.