Fossil Jokes

Funniest Fossil Short Jokes

Short fossil jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fossil humour may include short dinosaur jokes also.

1. A fossil of a jawbone was recently found that was believed to be over 1,000,000 years old.
2. People who do fossil hunting already have an unfair advantage The fossils are already dead
3. Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid... but it was just a fossil arm.
4. My friends think that your name represents what you should do in life. Dina worked to find a dinosaur fossil, and Jack became a lumberjack, We don't talk about Cliff.
5. The other day I found this literal fossil of a PC... It had about a trilobyte of storage on it!
6. Did you hear about the buffalo fossil excavation where they found partially digested mail bags in their stomachs? It turns out they were stamp eating across the Midwest.
7. As an archeologist, I organized a party with my friend to help me excavate the lower leg of a T Rex fossil... ...it's going to be quite a shin dig.
8. While moving to a new apartment I lost several of my fossils from when I was a kid. They weren't really worth much so I guess its just the sedimental value I'm missing.
9. An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil... Curious, he walks over and asks, "What you got there?"
   "Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
10. What's the difference between a dinosaur fossil and a real dinosaur? One was created by Satan and one never existed.

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Fossil One Liners

Which fossil one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fossil? I can suggest the ones about dinosaur bones and paleontologist.

1. What do you call it when a boomer pushes their broken car down the road? Fossil fuel
2. What do you call a pirate that digs for fossils? An Arrrr-cheologist
3. I was looking for the head of a dinosaur but... it was a fossil arm
4. Why is it so hard to date fossils? Because they're DEAD!
5. What is the relationship between an old fossil and a paleontologist called? Carbon Dating
6. "Hey, is that a rare T-Rex fossil leg?" "Nope, fossil arm."
7. Today I learned that burning fossil fuels... is one of the leading causes of statistics.
8. I thought I had found a dinosaur leg But fossil arm.
9. Did anyone hear about the fossils down the block? I heard they started carbon dating.
10. I'd call my grandparents Fossils, but they don't burn as well as coal.
11. What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist? Kurt Fossil

Old Fossil Jokes

Here is a list of funny old fossil jokes and even better old fossil puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why were Jim and Martha figuring out how old the fossil was, on their first date? Because they were Carbon Dating.
• What did the 65 million year old detective say to his sidekick? It's sedimentary my dear fossil

Fossil Fuels Jokes

Here is a list of funny fossil fuels jokes and even better fossil fuels puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A black man attended a protest against fossil fuels... And got six global warming shots in his back.
• I'm starting an activist group to support the use of fossil fuels. Join the coalalition today!

Hilarious Fossil Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about fossil you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skeleton jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fossil pranks.