The Best 6 Fortunes Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fortunes jokes. There are some fortunes possess jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fortunes fortuneteller puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fortunes Jokes and Puns

A rich couple lost all their money and was trying to think of ways to restore their fortunes.

The husband says to the wife if you learn to cook, we could get rid of the housekeeper

She laughed and replied if you learned to please me in bed, we could get rid of the gardener

What do Kobe Bryant and Melania Trump have in common?

They both made their fortunes playing with orange balls.

Got any funny fortune cookie idea's?

I own a restaurant and I have extremely funny fortune cookies, but I'm running out of fortune ideas! Help me! I need some raunchy, dirty and insulting fortunes! Show me what you got and you could see them in a fortune cookie one day!

Scooby and the gang on Family Fortunes

The host goes to Daphne and asks her to name an endangered African animal, she ponders for a second and then a voice in the background goes "Rhino!"

The host says "I know you do Scooby, but it's not your go..."

A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.


Two beggers discussing on how to spend their fortunes if they somehow became millionaires..

Beggar 1: I would build a house, marry to a beautiful lady, and live a stable life.

Beggar 2: I will buy a Limousine, and then go for begging in it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fortunes orcastra jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fortunes antipasta piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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