Fortune Cookie Jokes
58 fortune cookie jokes and hilarious fortune cookie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fortune cookie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fortune Cookie Short Jokes
Short fortune cookie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fortune cookie humour may include short christmas cookies jokes also.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
- I just opened up a fortune cookie and there wasn't a fortune inside. I thought to myself, that's unfortunate. -True story
- If your friend wants to learn to drive.. ..don't stand in the way.
Brought to you by my fortune cookie 🥠 - What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
The real joke is that this is what my fortune cookie said. - After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, Be quiet for a little while.
His read, Talk while you have a chance. - I once received a fortune cookie of which the fortune was immediately fulfilled... "You will have a weak dessert"
- What did everyone say about Nathan when he got fired from the fortune cookie factory? That's unfortunate.
- The other day I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it, you know what I call that? I call that unfortunate.
- My fortune cookie said my dreams would become reality Great...
So, I'll be in my underwear at school, late for a class I can't find, and my teeth will fall out.
Thanks, fortune cookie. - My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant.
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Fortune Cookie One Liners
Which fortune cookie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fortune cookie? I can suggest the ones about cookie monster and fortune teller.
- I just open a fortune cookie that had no paper inside... ...it was unfortunate.
- Today I had a fortune cookie that had no fortune inside... ...it was very unfortunate.
- Fortune cookie: "Every exit can be an entry" Long story short:
My girlfriens said no... - I once opened a fortune cookie with nothing inside of it It was unfortunate...
- I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. It was unfortunate.
- I still remember my first fortune cookie... ...and how much it tasted like paper.
- If you eat some fortune cookies whole... You'll have some turds of wisdom.
- My friend eats his fortune cookies with the fortune still inside. I think he chews wisely
- My fortune cookie was spot on. It said, You will soon let go of a small piece of paper.
- I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies... And now I'm fluent in Chinese.
- What kind of cookies make you rich? Fortune cookies!
- What is the most expensive cookie you can buy? A fortune cookie
- What do you call a hollow fortune cookie? "The Lottery". Because there's no fortune.
- Joel Osteen's fortune cookies - Adam4d.com
- Yesterday, I got a fortune cookie that said: "Help! I'm stuck in a cookie factory!!!"
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Fortune Cookie Jokes
What funny jokes about fortune cookie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fortune tellers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fortune cookie pranks.
Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance. Long story short, my girlfriend said no.
Got any funny fortune cookie idea's?
I own a restaurant and I have extremely funny fortune cookies, but I'm running out of fortune ideas! Help me! I need some raunchy, dirty and insulting fortunes! Show me what you got and you could see them in a fortune cookie one day!
I ate at this restaurant last night. After dinner they gave us some strange cookies. I ate that cookie right away but my friends all removed a small paper message from theirs.
That cost me a fortune
I saw a commercial for a fortune cookie maker...
And they say you can't make your own destiny.
How many of you believe in psychokinesis?
Raise my hand.
- Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
Misfortune Cookie
After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, Be quiet for a little while. His read, Talk while you have a chance.
"All your dreams will come true", said my fortune cookie
And the next day I realized, I went to work n**... and couldn't run when I got chased by that monster
Gf and me opening Fortune Cookies
Hers: Be quiet for a while.
Mine: Talk while you have the Chance.
I tried making a small triangle out of paper...
It looked more like a fortune cookie
That was unfortunate.
According to my fortune cookie I am getting a dolphin!
It said my life will have a purpose.
My fortune cookie told me today to not worry about money because the best things in life are free...
I think the cookie is telling me to rob a bank.
I always s**... fortune cookies whole.
It gives me something to read on the toilet.
So my friend got a fortune cookie.
He opened the cookie, got the fortune out, and read Finish What You Start ...
#NoNutNovember Just Got A Lot Harder For Him
(This is my first time posting)
Was in a chinese restaurant....
opened the fortune cookie.
Inside was the guy's check next to me.
I said, "Hey buddy, I got your check."
He said thanks.
I took the whole family out to eat Chinese for Thanksgiving: The fortune cookie read:
You will soon receive a large bill and you will be expected to add a tip to it!
My fortune cookie read You will touch the hearts of many.
Jokes on them. I'm a heart surgeon.
A nervous passenger decided to purchase flight insurance at the ticket counter. She had some time before the flights departure, so she stopped in a Chinese restaurant in the concourse.
She started to shake as she read her fortune cookie:
today's investment will pay big dividends!
My fortune cookie said that something positive would happen to me this week and it finally happened!!!
Guys do you know what this coronavirus thing is?
First we discovered TikTok was a Chinese spying app, then we discovered China was putting spyware in the electronics they sell us...
And today the fortune cookie in my Chinese food reminded me I needed to buy milk.
Sad after the f**... of a friend, my wife and I ducked into a Chinese restaurant for a pick-me-up.
The feel-good session ended when I read the fortune cookie: You will soon be reunited with a good friend.
