The Best 11 Fortunate Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fortunate jokes. There are some fortunate happy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fortunate largely puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fortunate Jokes and Puns

I saved a fortune by not vaccinating my child.

Which was fortunate, because kids funerals don't come cheap.

In an attempt to help the less fortunate, I want to start a charity where people can donate their lightly used weaponry, whether they be guns, knives, tanks, etc so that the poor and disabled can have a sense of security while living on the streets at an affordable price

It could be called the Goodkill

What do you call a bald man on a windy day?

Fortunate.

Fortunate joke, What do you call a bald man on a windy day?

Global Facts About Sex

At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex (i.e. right now);

FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing;

FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex;

FACT: A few less fortunate are reading emails & web postings;

You hang in there!

Fortunately I've never been brainwashed,

so my mind gets dirtier each day.


The wish.

One day, a married couple walked into a temple. The preist said "today is a fortunate day for praying, you both pray to god and ask a wish each and it will be granted"
The Wife prays "God, I hope me and my husband stay together for 7 lives"
Husband after listening this, prays "God, may this be the seventh life of us staying together".

Fortunately my cat Whiskers did not win the feline booty contest...

We avoided a cat-ass-trophy

Fortunate joke, Fortunately my cat Whiskers did not win the feline booty contest...

I'm fortunate to have met a beautiful woman from Mississippi who had all of her teeth.

All of them are on her necklace.

It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator

Lester temper get out of hand.

A well known scientist realized he forgot his belt at home..

Through a series of fortunate events, he won the no belt prize.

Nathan Drake's nickname shouldn't be Nate

It should be fortuNATE

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fortunate unlucky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fortunate jovial piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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