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My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk
not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress
Joke from a 1920s Australian Newspaper
**Diplomacy**
Uncle to nephew playing a game of War with a companion: "If you take the fortress within a quarter of an hour, I'll give you a sixpence."
Youngster (a minute later): "Uncle, sixpence please, the fortress is taken."
Uncle: "How did you manage it so quickly?"
Youngster: "I offered the besieged threepence and he gave in."
Source: The Narracoote Herald, Friday 13, February 1920
Saruman's fortress has only one gate, but Sauron's realm has multiple gates
Sauron has more doors.
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