Fortnite Jokes

Funniest Fortnite Short Jokes

Short fortnite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fortnite humour may include short toothbrush jokes also.

1. I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal. Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.
2. Why don't kids play fortnite in school? It's hard to make out where the gunshots are actually coming from
3. I am a parent of a one year old and I support anti vaxxer parents and super thankful of them. They help me eliminate future competition that my kid will go against. From fortnite to Harvard.
4. Me and my friend were playing fortnite I said, let's make this interesting
   So we stopped playing fortnite
5. I tried to set my password to "Fortnite" but got the error saying You password is two week.
6. So I booted up Fortnite twice simultaneously, and it turned into a zombie survival game It was 28 Days Later
7. I just realised something really coincidental. Units of time can correlate to words of inferiority. For example,
   * second = second (second place)
   * week = weak
   * fortnight = Fortnite
8. Wow, that Fortnite game you're playing is super quick! Thought they would last at least two weeks.
   Credit my dad.
9. A vegan, an atheist, and a person who hates Fortnite walk into a bar Who's telling you first?
10. Fortnite? More like Fartnite lol!

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Fortnite One Liners

Which fortnite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fortnite? I can suggest the ones about mouthwash and teeth.

1. "Fortnite" is a terrible name for a game. It's too weak.
2. I finally decided to play Fortnite. It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks
3. What's the deal with this new thing called Fortnite? Saw it a couple of weeks ago
4. Why is the game called "Fortnite"? Because it's only fun for about two weeks.
5. What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the day-time? A sad depraved existence
6. PUBG swore they would end fortnite. 2 weeks later, Fortnight was over.
7. I stumbled upon an Islamic Fortnite Youtuber... His name was Allah-A
8. I tried for two weeks to get into this game... But the Fortnite just wasn't worth it.
9. What do you call Fortnite with cows? A cattle royale.
10. I've been playing this one game for like two weeks... You know, Fortnite?
11. Fortnite is a very popular new game It's taking the world by storm.
12. What's the hardest thing about playing fortnite? Telling your parents you're gay
13. What do fortnite and your mom have in common? Every twelve year old is into them.
14. My wife still misses me because I play Fortnite too much... But her aim is improving 😏
15. Don't buy the Fortnite battle pass It only lasts two weeks

Fortnite Kid Jokes

Here is a list of funny fortnite kid jokes and even better fortnite kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• All these kids breaking in to buildings and taking out the valuables make me sick. I mean, I can't understand why Fortnite is so popular.
• Microsoft did a commerical for a disability controller, I wonder how they did the casting. Wanted disabled kid for a commercial must know a Fortnite dance.
• What do you give a crying kid for Christmas? Fortnite
• So many kids dressed up as fortnite costumes for Halloween this year They might as well have dressed up as sheep
• What are kids that do Fortnite dances in public called? Epileptic
• I was watching this little kid play fortnite. He raged and threw the controller out the window.

The Funniest Fortnite Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about fortnite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fortnite kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fortnite pranks.