Fortnight Jokes

Funniest Fortnight Short Jokes

Short fortnight jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fortnight humour may include short week end jokes also.

1. I've lost 8 pounds in the last fortnight. For the Americans amongst you that means about 10 dollars in the last two weeks.
2. 13 days ago I started collecting all the blankets and pillows in my house... Tomorrow will be a fortnight.
3. I just realised something really coincidental. Units of time can correlate to words of inferiority. For example,
   * second = second (second place)
   * week = weak
   * fortnight = Fortnite
4. What's the difference between a hammock and a Fortnight player. One is a tied seat pod
   The other eats tide pods
5. [Please Enter New Password] fortnight
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   >!\[Error: Password is Two Week\]!<
6. What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings? A fortnight.
7. The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide. Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.
8. A teacher tells a student "This lab is due in two fortnights" Student: "Wow you don't come across fortnight's too often"
   Teacher: "Just every two weeks"
9. Why did the month help the fortnight open a jar of pickles? Because the fortnight was two week.

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Fortnight One Liners

Which fortnight one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fortnight? I can suggest the ones about week start and two weeks notice.

1. Apparently you can't use "fortnight" as a password. Two week.
2. *Creating password* "fortnight"
   Error: [Password two week]
3. PUBG swore they would end fortnite. 2 weeks later, Fortnight was over.
4. I worked out how long the Battle Royale trend is going to last A fortnight.
5. What are you doing in 2 weeks? I've got blankets and couches. Lets make it a fort-night
6. I haven't heard from my son in 2 weeks. He must be playing that Fortnight game.
7. What do you call someone who has been up for a fort-night? A TWO-weeker
8. I asked my grandma if she knew what Fortnight was "Yea," she answered...
   Two weeks
9. If a sennight is 1 week and a fortnight is two weeks. What is four weeks? A month.
10. How long does it take to build a castle? A Fortnight
11. What do you call a defender of a castle who is too weak? A fortnight
12. What is Time's favourite game? Fortnight.
13. On average, how long does a fortnite player play fortnite? fortnight.
14. How long does it typically take to play or beat a video game? A Fortnight.
15. What do you call a man who cries for a fortnight? Too weak.

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What funny jokes about fortnight you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean working nights jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fortnight pranks.