Forte Jokes

Funniest Forte Short Jokes

Short forte jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forte humour may include short forgo jokes also.

1. Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-ville or Loo-ee-ville? Wrong. It's pronounced Frank-fort.
2. A Store Manager asked me to move a Kia that was blocking an exit... I told him, "I would, but that's not my Forte."
3. My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in
4. My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about how childish I am... ...but she couldn't because she doesn't know the password to enter my pillow fort.
5. When I was a kid I pretended I was doing surgery on a stuffed animal inside a blanket fort I guess you could say they were undercover operations
6. My wife wants to talk to me about my childish behaviour. Little does she know she can't enter my pillow fort without the secret password.
7. What's the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold? One's a portfolio, and the other's fort polio
8. I got fired from my job for assuring my clients that I will never let them down I guess being an elevator operator isn't my forte
9. ...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte.
10. I used to misread music a lot I guess you can say that wasn't my forte

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Forte One Liners

Which forte one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forte? I can suggest the ones about strong and firm.

1. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
2. My Wife Told Me That I Was Immature I told her to get out of my fort.
3. My girlfriend told me I was immature... so I told her to get out of my fort.
4. My wife told me I was immature... So I told her to get out of my pillow fort.
5. At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte
6. Canadian castles... They really aren't my fort-eh.
7. Where does the military send its under-qualified recruits? Fort Nite
8. Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte.
9. I guess you could say playing quietly....... Just isnt my forte
10. Playing my instrument quietly Is not my Forte
11. My wife told me to stop acting childish I told her to get out of my fort
12. What do you call a fort made out of doors? Fort Knocks.
13. My wife said I was immature. So I kicked her out of my fort.
14. I'm going to use a bomb to break into Fort Knox.
15. My wife told me I was being real immature So I told her to get out of my fort

Kia Forte Jokes

Here is a list of funny kia forte jokes and even better kia forte puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Last Man on Earth star Will Fortes wife just gave birth a a girl.. They named her Kia
• I test drove a Kia today It wasn't really my Forte

Laughable Forte Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about forte you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean intense jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make forte pranks.