Fort Jokes

Funniest Fort Short Jokes

Short fort jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fort humour may include short port jokes also.

1. Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-ville or Loo-ee-ville? Wrong. It's pronounced Frank-fort.
2. A Store Manager asked me to move a Kia that was blocking an exit... I told him, "I would, but that's not my Forte."
3. When I was a kid I pretended I was doing surgery on a stuffed animal inside a blanket fort I guess you could say they were undercover operations
4. What's the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold? One's a portfolio, and the other's fort polio
5. I got fired from my job for assuring my clients that I will never let them down I guess being an elevator operator isn't my forte
6. ...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte.
7. What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo!
   This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
8. A fort under siege held a 100m race for the women. Mary, Pam and carol were the top three, sally fourth.
9. I'm a police officer, and like a midget hosting poker night in a blanket fort... I'm going undercover as a small arms dealer.
10. My wife told me to stop being immature Luckily she didn't have the password for my pillow fort

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Fort One Liners

Which fort one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fort? I can suggest the ones about pent and cont.

1. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
2. My girlfriend told me I was immature... so I told her to get out of my fort.
3. At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte
4. Canadian castles... They really aren't my fort-eh.
5. Where does the military send its under-qualified recruits? Fort Nite
6. Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte.
7. I guess you could say playing quietly....... Just isnt my forte
8. Playing my instrument quietly Is not my Forte
9. My wife told me to stop acting childish I told her to get out of my fort
10. What do you call a fort made out of doors? Fort Knocks.
11. I used to misread music a lot I guess you can say that wasn't my forte
12. What is the name of a medieval castle for stoners? Fort Wenty
13. What are you doing in 2 weeks? I've got blankets and couches. Lets make it a fort-night
14. I can't play music in piano; I guess you could say it's not my forte.
15. They wanted me to turn it up but loud music is not my forte.

Pillow Fort Jokes

Here is a list of funny pillow fort jokes and even better pillow fort puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My 12-year-old son was so happy when he found out tonight, for game night, is fort night. Who knew kids that age still find joy making pillow and blanket tents?!
• Someone asked me why I was wearing a bunch of pillows and blankets on my head for Halloween... figured it was topical to go as Paul Man-In-Fort

Fort Knox Jokes

Here is a list of funny fort knox jokes and even better fort knox puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb to break into Fort Knox?
• What do Betty Rubble and Fort Knox have in common? They're both impregnable

The Funniest Fort Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about fort you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fort pranks.