Forrest Jokes
55 forrest jokes and hilarious forrest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about forrest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Brighten up your day with these hilarious Forrest Gump jokes! From jokes about his running prowess to the mysterious tree in Nottingham, you're sure to find a joke here that will get you laughing. Discover the best arboreal humor around!
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Funniest Forrest Short Jokes
Short forrest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forrest humour may include short tree jokes also.
- Millennials being the first generation to grow up online should have been called Gen-E But Forrest gump ruined it for us
- Did you hear Forrest Whittaker was caught cheating on his wife? We always knew he had a wandering eye.
- Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master? Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'll see myself out... - If a goose starred in Forrest Gump as the main character, what would his name have been? Tom Honks
- I found out about Forrest Gump while looking into Fitbits. He was the best of all the running aids.
- What do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation? Runtatooie, run!
- I really enjoy a nicely deconstructed Black Forrest cake It's fantastic, I just leave out the cream, the chocolate, the sponge and the cherries, allowing me to enjoy the wholesome Kirsch
- A man and a little girl... walk in the forrest at midnight. The little girl starts weeping. Its so cold and dark i´m afraid. The man answers: stop complaining i´m the one who has to go back alone.
- Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump? Because AIDS gets the girl
- Have you guys seen the Petrified Forrest? Those trees are scared!
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Forrest One Liners
Which forrest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forrest? I can suggest the ones about forest and forrest gump.
- What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
- Does Forrest Gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z? Nope. He belongs to Gen A.
- Forrest Gump's girlfriend wasn't a baby boomer, She was Gen-A
- What did Tom hanks do in the woods? He took a forrest dump.
- What is Forrest Gump's favorite kind of pasta? Pen-nay (penne)
- Can anyone tell me who played Forrest Gump? T.hanks
- Forrest Gump finds a magic lamp he rubs it, and out pops "a Jennay."
- What is Forrest Gump's Code? One Forrest One.
- How do you know Forrest Gump was a Bruce Springsteen fan? Because he was Born to Run
- TIL why it is called a Brazilian wax. Because they cut down the forrest.
- What does TLC and Forrest Whitaker have in common? They can't count on their left eye
- What is Forrest Gump's favorite part of US currency? The pen-nay
- Why did the tired man go into the woods Forrest
- What type of bottoms does Forrest Gump like to see on a woman? Apple Bottom Jenn-ays
- What is red and lies in the forrest? a woman's bike
Rib-Tickling Forrest Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about forrest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make forrest pranks.
Elephant jokes.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Thats because it had its toenails painted.
Why should you never walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm? That's when elephants tend to jump out of cherry trees.
Why are midgets so short? They tend to walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm
Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forrest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven...
...he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Forrest, to get into heaven, you're going to need to answer three questions.
1. How many days of the week start with the letter T?
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
Forrest thinks long and hard about these three questions. Finally, he goes up to the angel and says, "I've got my answers sir."
Peter: "Okay, Forrest. How many days of the week start with the letter T?"
Forrest: "Why, today and tomorrow of course!"
Peter, slightly surprised, says "well, that wasn't the answer I was expecting, but that is correct. Next, how many seconds are there in a year?"
Forrest: "Twelve."
Peter: "Twelve?!"
Forrest: "Yeah, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."
Peter's more astonished than before at these unexpected answers. "Again, not what I was expecting, but correct. Finally, what is God's first name?"
Forrest: "Harold."
Peter: "Harold?!"
Forrest: "Yeah, it says so right in the lord's prayer. 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.'"
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Only you can prevent Forrest fires.
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A bear and a rabbit are fighting in the woods.
Along comes the magical turtle of the forrest and says to them "if you two stop fighting I will grant you each 3 wishes." As to both bear and rabbit agree. First wish the bear says "I wish all the bears in this forrest except for me to be female" the rabbit without even hesitating says "I want a bike!". The bear looks at him in shock trying not to yell at him fpr such a s**... wish. Second wish the bear goes "I want all the bears in this forrest and the next forrest other than me to be female" the rabbit starts laughing and says "I want a bike!". Bear gets mad again at the bad wish rabbit ignores him. Third wish bear goes "I want all the bears in the world other than me to be female" at this point the rabbit is in tears from laughing, he puts on his helmet gets on his bike and as hes driving away he yells "I wish the bear was gay!"
A man is lost in a forrest and encounters a Yeti
Terrified, he screams, "Don't hurt me!"
But the Yeti approaches him closer and closer, bearing its claws.
The man starts praying to God to rescue him.
God comes down and says, "Well, well, well. You never believed in me, why are you praying now?"
Flustered, the man exclaims, "I didn't believe in the Yeti either yet here we are!"
Two blondes are walking through a forrest...
They come across some tracks and the first blonde says." I think these are deer tracks". The second blonde says." No these look like rabbit tracks". They keep arguing untill an hour later they were hit by a train.
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When Forrest Gump was a bartender
Someone ordered a mojito.
There he goes, puts som mint in, lime juice and he starts pouring some v**....
And the other bartender: r**..., FORREST, r**...!!!
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Bigfoot is like the g**... of the Forrest.
No one can find him.
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A hunter was walking through the forrest.....
When he comes across a beautiful n**... women, she smiles seductively and says "Im Game big boy"!
So he shot her.
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What question does Forrest Gump hate to hear while having s**...?
R U N Forrest, R(Are) U(You) N(In)?
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Only 1 headlight working on your car?
Must be a Forrest Whita-car.
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What do you call a Forrest full of vaginas?
A bunch of countries
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What did the centvrion say to his commanding officer at the battle of Tevtoburg forrest?
We need to legate the f**... ovt of here.
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A captain enhances his soldiers' spirit before going to battle
He asks Ryan first
\- What is America, you?
\- It is my mother, and I love it more than anything.
\- What would you do for her?
\- I would sacrifice myself, if necessary.
Pleased, he asks Forrest
\- And you, do you love America, soldier?
\- Yes, but actually no, sir.
\- Why is that, soldier?
\- It would be morally wrong, sir. Ryan's mom is married, and I ain't a big fan of m**....
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s**... with me is like watching the movie Forrest Gump.
There will be laughing & crying, and by the end you might fall in love with an idiot.
