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- Millennials being the first generation to grow up online should have been called Gen-E But Forrest gump ruined it for us
- Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master? Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!
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I'll see myself out... - If a goose starred in Forrest Gump as the main character, what would his name have been? Tom Honks
- I found out about Forrest Gump while looking into Fitbits. He was the best of all the running aids.
- What do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation? Runtatooie, run!
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Forrest Gump One Liners
Which forrest gump one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forrest gump? I can suggest the ones about jurassic park and marley and me.
- What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
- Does Forrest Gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z? Nope. He belongs to Gen A.
- Forrest Gump's girlfriend wasn't a baby boomer, She was Gen-A
- What is Forrest Gump's favorite kind of pasta? Pen-nay (penne)
- Can anyone tell me who played Forrest Gump? T.hanks
- Forrest Gump finds a magic lamp he rubs it, and out pops "a Jennay."
- What is Forrest Gump's Code? One Forrest One.
- How do you know Forrest Gump was a Bruce Springsteen fan? Because he was Born to Run
- What is Forrest Gump's favorite part of US currency? The pen-nay
- What type of bottoms does Forrest Gump like to see on a woman? Apple Bottom Jenn-ays
- Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump? Because AIDS gets the girl
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Ricky Gervais Tim Allen joke.
“What can I say about our next two presenters?” Ricky Gervais asked.
“The first is an actor, producer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances, starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway, Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan. The other... is Tim Allen.”
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s**... with me is like watching the movie Forrest Gump.
There will be laughing & crying, and by the end you might fall in love with an idiot.
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When Forrest Gump was a bartender
Someone ordered a mojito.
There he goes, puts som mint in, lime juice and he starts pouring some v**....
And the other bartender: r**..., FORREST, r**...!!!
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What question does Forrest Gump hate to hear while having s**...?
R U N Forrest, R(Are) U(You) N(In)?
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven...
...he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Forrest, to get into heaven, you're going to need to answer three questions.
1. How many days of the week start with the letter T?
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
Forrest thinks long and hard about these three questions. Finally, he goes up to the angel and says, "I've got my answers sir."
Peter: "Okay, Forrest. How many days of the week start with the letter T?"
Forrest: "Why, today and tomorrow of course!"
Peter, slightly surprised, says "well, that wasn't the answer I was expecting, but that is correct. Next, how many seconds are there in a year?"
Forrest: "Twelve."
Peter: "Twelve?!"
Forrest: "Yeah, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."
Peter's more astonished than before at these unexpected answers. "Again, not what I was expecting, but correct. Finally, what is God's first name?"
Forrest: "Harold."
Peter: "Harold?!"
Forrest: "Yeah, it says so right in the lord's prayer. 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.'"
