Forrest Gump Jokes

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The Best jokes about Forrest Gump

What was Forrest Gump's email password?


What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?


Can anyone tell me who played Forrest Gump?


Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven...

...he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Forrest, to get into heaven, you're going to need to answer three questions.

1. How many days of the week start with the letter T?

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

3. What is God's first name?

Forrest thinks long and hard about these three questions. Finally, he goes up to the angel and says, "I've got my answers sir."

Peter: "Okay, Forrest. How many days of the week start with the letter T?"

Forrest: "Why, today and tomorrow of course!"

Peter, slightly surprised, says "well, that wasn't the answer I was expecting, but that is correct. Next, how many seconds are there in a year?"

Forrest: "Twelve."

Peter: "Twelve?!"

Forrest: "Yeah, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

Peter's more astonished than before at these unexpected answers. "Again, not what I was expecting, but correct. Finally, what is God's first name?"

Forrest: "Harold."

Peter: "Harold?!"

Forrest: "Yeah, it says so right in the lord's prayer. 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.'"

What is Forrest Gump's password?


What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?


What did Forrest Gump say to the bowl of pasta?

I love you, Penne

Ricky Gervais Tim Allen joke.

β€œWhat can I say about our next two presenters?” Ricky Gervais asked.

β€œThe first is an actor, producer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances, starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway, Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan. The other... is Tim Allen.”

Like a box of chocolates...

What's Forrest Gump's online password?


What type of pasta does Forrest Gump like to eat?


Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1

What's Forrest Gump's internet password?


What STD did Forrest Gump catch? NSFW

Jennytal Warts

What is Forrest Gump's wifi password?


Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!


I'll see myself out...

When Forrest Gump was a bartender

Someone ordered a mojito.
There he goes, puts som mint in, lime juice and he starts pouring some vodka.
And the other bartender: RUM, FORREST, RUM!!!

How do you know Forrest Gump was a Bruce Springsteen fan?

Because he was Born to Run

I found out about Forrest Gump while looking into Fitbits.

He was the best of all the running aids.

Does anybody know which actor played Forrest Gump?


What is Forrest Gump's favorite part of US currency?

The pen-nay

What do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation?

Runtatooie, run!

If a goose starred in Forrest Gump as the main character, what would his name have been?

Tom Honks

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