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What was Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

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My last relationship was a lot like Forrest Gump's

I was retarded and she was a whore

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

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Can anyone tell me who played Forrest Gump?

T.hanks

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Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven...

...he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Forrest, to get into heaven, you're going to need to answer three questions.

1. How many days of the week start with the letter T?

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

3. What is God's first name?

Forrest thinks long and hard about these three questions. Finally, he goes up to the angel and says, "I've got my answers sir."

Peter: "Okay, Forrest. How many days of the week start with the letter T?"

Forrest: "Why, today and tomorrow of course!"

Peter, slightly surprised, says "well, that wasn't the answer I was expecting, but that is correct. Next, how many seconds are there in a year?"

Forrest: "Twelve."

Peter: "Twelve?!"

Forrest: "Yeah, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

Peter's more astonished than before at these unexpected answers. "Again, not what I was expecting, but correct. Finally, what is God's first name?"

Forrest: "Harold."

Peter: "Harold?!"

Forrest: "Yeah, it says so right in the lord's prayer. 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.'"

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

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What did Forrest Gump say to the bowl of pasta?

I love you, Penne

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What is Forrest Gump's password?

1-Forrest-1

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What is Forrest Gump's password?

1Forest1

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I compare my last relationship to Forrest Gump and Jenny

I was retarded and she was a whore

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My first relationship was like Forrest Gump ..

I was retarded and she was a whore

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Ricky Gervais Tim Allen joke.

β€œWhat can I say about our next two presenters?” Ricky Gervais asked.

β€œThe first is an actor, producer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances, starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway, Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan. The other... is Tim Allen.”

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What type of pasta does Forrest Gump like to eat?

Penne

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Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1

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What STD did Forrest Gump catch? NSFW

Jennytal Warts

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What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"

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When Forrest Gump was a bartender

Someone ordered a mojito.
There he goes, puts som mint in, lime juice and he starts pouring some vodka.
And the other bartender: RUM, FORREST, RUM!!!

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What is Forrest Gump's wifi password?

OneForrestOne

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

Penne (Pen-nay)

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Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'll see myself out...

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How do you know Forrest Gump was a Bruce Springsteen fan?

Because he was Born to Run

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Pen-ne

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So you're not the only one who got screwed by Jenny,

Forrest Gump did before it was cool.

But man, fuck Jenny.

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I found out about Forrest Gump while looking into Fitbits.

He was the best of all the running aids.

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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1

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Forrest Gump wasn't a retard.

He was just raised in Philly

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What do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation?

Runtatooie, run!

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite part of US currency?

The pen-nay

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What question does Forrest Gump hate to hear while having sex?

R U N Forrest, R(Are) U(You) N(In)?

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Does anybody know which actor played Forrest Gump?

Thanks

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If a goose starred in Forrest Gump as the main character, what would his name have been?

Tom Honks

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What's Forrest Gump's password?

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What type of bottoms does Forrest Gump like to see on a woman?

Apple Bottom Jenn-ays

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