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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Does Forrest gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z?
Nope. He belongs to Gen A.
Forrest Gump's girlfriend wasn't a baby boomer,
She was Gen-A
What is Forrest Gump's favorite kind of pasta?
Pen-nay (penne)
Forrest Gump finds a magic lamp
he rubs it, and out pops "a Jennay."
Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?
Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'll see myself out...
What is Forrest Gump's Code?
One Forrest One.
How do you know Forrest Gump was a Bruce Springsteen fan?
Because he was Born to Run
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When Forrest Gump was a bartender
Someone ordered a mojito.
There he goes, puts som mint in, lime juice and he starts pouring some v**....
And the other bartender: r**..., FORREST, r**...!!!
What is Forrest Gump's favorite part of US currency?
The pen-nay
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven...
...he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Forrest, to get into heaven, you're going to need to answer three questions.
1. How many days of the week start with the letter T?
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
Forrest thinks long and hard about these three questions. Finally, he goes up to the angel and says, "I've got my answers sir."
Peter: "Okay, Forrest. How many days of the week start with the letter T?"
Forrest: "Why, today and tomorrow of course!"
Peter, slightly surprised, says "well, that wasn't the answer I was expecting, but that is correct. Next, how many seconds are there in a year?"
Forrest: "Twelve."
Peter: "Twelve?!"
Forrest: "Yeah, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."
Peter's more astonished than before at these unexpected answers. "Again, not what I was expecting, but correct. Finally, what is God's first name?"
Forrest: "Harold."
Peter: "Harold?!"
Forrest: "Yeah, it says so right in the lord's prayer. 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.'"
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