Formula One Jokes
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Funniest Formula One Short Jokes
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- Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy? Apparently nascar fans didn't want to mix the races....
- How many mulas till a solution? One mula...
Two mula...
Three mula...
Formula.
I made this up. No one ever laughs. It must be my delivery. - What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1.
- Why did the Cajun chef have a successful formula one career? Because he was a maque choux-maker.
Hyuk Hyuk.... I'll see myself out thank you. - I was in class one day.. I was in class one day and my my teacher asked me a question
Teacher: can you give me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?
Me: NO - Did you hear about the Entremetier who stole a Formula One race car? He heard it was souped up.
- Two Chemists Were Talking Chemist 1 : I'm afraid I forgot a couple polyatomic ion formulas
Chemist 2 : Which ones?
Chemist 1 : Hydroxide and Nitrate
Chemist 2 : OH NO3
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Formula One One Liners
Which formula one one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with formula one? I can suggest the ones about equation and math problem.
- You could say the formula one this year has been... A Masi-cre
- What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport? Formula one!
- What do you call a deer run over by a Formula One car? Venison Fittipaldi!
- What do you call a formula one driver who hates nascar? A "race"ist
Formula One Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about formula one you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math equation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make formula one pranks.
Three boys were talking after school...
Three boys were talking after school while waiting for their fathers to pick them up. The first one boasts: "My dad is a Formula One driver. He finishes work at 5:00 and picks me up at 5:15."
The second boy says: "That's nothing. My dad is a jet pilot. He finishes work at 5:00 and picks me up at 5:05!"
The last boy looks at his companions and says: "Pfff.... amateurs! My dad works for the government. He finishes work at 5:00 and picks me up at 4:45!"
I can't write jokes, but a friend of mine gave me a foolproof formula. He said "Start with a natural set-up, lead the audience in one direction, then hit them with a punch line they weren't expecting."
So here goes:
Walk forwards.
Turn left.
Pasteurization.
"How can you watch Victoria Secret Fashion Week but still claim you love only me?" My wife asked
" The same way I watch Formula One whole weekend but still drive my trusted 2012 Toyota Camry everyday" I replied..
That satisfied her...
I just failed to mention I take rental at Enterprise when I go on business trips
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I got beaten up by a Jewish guy at a Formula one circuit today
I only said that I was a part of the Mazda race
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "
Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
mother's milk
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the
cat can't get it.
He got an A.
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Chemistry jokes
1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.
2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.
3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO
4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" He doesn't react.
5. What do you call a king's f**...? Noble gas.
6. What did the scientist say when he discovered 2 isotopes of helium? He He
7. What's the chemical formula for water? HIJKLMNO
8. I would post more but all the good ones Argon.
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician
An engineer wakes up one night and sees a fire in his wastebasket. Panicking, he leaps out of bed in only his robe and slippers, kicks over the wastebasket, and stomps out the flames, spreading ash and cinders all over his bedroom.
A physicist wakes up one night and sees a fire in his wastebasket. A bit startled, he hurries to the kitchen and returns with a large dinner plate. He places the plate over the wastebasket and waits for the fire to extinguish.
A mathematician wakes up one night and sees a fire in his wastebasket. Coolly, he sits down at his desk with a pen and paper and scribbles some formulas. He scratches out his work, then lights a cigarette and sits back to consider. Suddenly thoughtful, he looks at the glass of water sitting on his desk. He takes one last drag from his cig, then drops it in the glass and watches it go out. "Aha!" he exclaims, "a solution exists!" and then returns to bed.