Formula Jokes

Funniest Formula Short Jokes

Short formula jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The formula humour may include short calculator jokes also.

1. What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves? An al gore Rhythm algorithm.
2. The Chemical Formula For Water Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
   Student: "HIJKLMNO."
   Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
   Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
3. Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
   Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
   Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
4. Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy? Apparently nascar fans didn't want to mix the races....
5. How many mulas till a solution? One mula...
   Two mula...
   Three mula...
   Formula.
   I made this up. No one ever laughs. It must be my delivery.
6. I asked my chem teacher wether he knew the formula for nitrous oxide Unfortunately he said no
7. There was an old scientist who invented an anti-Alzheimer's vaccine. Unfortunately, he forgot the formula.
8. What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions? An algorithm.
9. I couldn't figure out why my data wasn't coming out like my classmate's, until I realized I dropped a square root in the formula. I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change.
10. Last night I dreamed I was driving a Ferrari in the Formula 1 championship race... I was fast, asleep.

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Formula One Liners

Which formula one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with formula? I can suggest the ones about compound and firm.

1. What is the chemical formula for Holy Water? H2OMG
2. What do baby parabolas drink? quadratic Formula
3. If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed
4. What kind of car racing comes from Mexico? Formula Juan
5. You could say the formula one this year has been... A Masi-cre
6. I dont care if I seem racist Drag racing just is not as impressive as formula 1.
7. What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula? A parabolem.
8. Why is the quadratic formula so cool? Because it has 'ac'.
9. What is the chemical formula of coffee? Cobalt(II) Ferride
   (CoFe2)
10. Where do you get a drink on Excel? ....Formula bar
11. Who was the Arab that derived the quadratic formula? Al Gebra
12. What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz? Lenght of chimney x wind speed
13. Y'all want to know the formula for Sodium Hydride? NaH
14. I wish there was a formula to make friends. The squadratic formula.
15. What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport? Formula one!

Formula 1 Jokes

Here is a list of funny formula 1 jokes and even better formula 1 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1.
• They say live fast, die young But ESPN keeps rejecting my pilot episode of Baby Formula 1 Racing
• My ex-girlfriend said she liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR I just can't be in a relationship with someone who's raceist
• Did you hear about that Formula 1 Driver that died in the hospital? After seeing his family, he took a turn for the worst
• I just don't like Formula 1. Does that make me a racist?
• A friend told me he likes NASCAR more than Formula 1 So I called him a racist.
• What did the Formula 1 commentator say when Kimi Raikkonen drifted gracefully past the finish line in pole position? "That's a great finnish by the Ferrari star."
• The McLaren Formula 1 team has begun hiring mechanics with trisomy 21 You know, for the extra Down force.
• What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen.
• No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races... They had their Finnish line.

Formula One Jokes

Here is a list of funny formula one jokes and even better formula one puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the Cajun chef have a successful formula one career? Because he was a maque choux-maker.
  Hyuk Hyuk.... I'll see myself out thank you.
• I was in class one day.. I was in class one day and my my teacher asked me a question
  Teacher: can you give me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?
  Me: NO
• Did you hear about the Entremetier who stole a Formula One race car? He heard it was souped up.
• Two Chemists Were Talking Chemist 1 : I'm afraid I forgot a couple polyatomic ion formulas
  Chemist 2 : Which ones?
  Chemist 1 : Hydroxide and Nitrate
  Chemist 2 : OH NO3
• What do you call a deer run over by a Formula One car? Venison Fittipaldi!

Math Formula Jokes

Here is a list of funny math formula jokes and even better math formula puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I think the people at Hallmark got some of the important aspects of movies and school mixed up... ...you usually only use formulas for math.
• I think the people at Hallmark got some of the aspects of good movies confused. You usually use formulas for math.

Quadratic Formula Jokes

Here is a list of funny quadratic formula jokes and even better quadratic formula puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I used to have a quad problem while running... Then my doctor gave me some quadratic formula

Uproarious Formula Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about formula you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean equation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make formula pranks.