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The first scientist says, "I'll have some H20."
The second scientist says, "I'll have a glass of water, too, Wh.. why did you say H20? Like, I know it's the chemical formula for water and all. but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work."
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
The first one says: "my dad is a formula one driver; he is super fast!" The second one answers: "Really? My dad is a pilot, and with his jet he is even faster than your dad!" They both turn to the last kid. He puts down his cookie, and tells the others: "My dad is so fast, his timetable says he finishes work at 6, but he's always home by 5". The two other kids are amazed, and they ask where his dad works. "He's a state employee".
Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Cobalt(II) Ferride
(CoFe2)
When the teacher asked the class "What is the chemical formula for Water?"
Johnny raised his hands and shouts "H I J K L M N O"
The teacher looks confused and asked Johnny if he was even listening in last weeks class.
Johnny Replied "Well you told us it was H to O last week"
....Formula bar
One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1.
Now it's called Formula 1
*Ku Kluk Klan
Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Because it has 'ac'.
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He said NaBrO3
Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formula for water?
Me: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you even saying?!
Me: You told us it was H to O!
A teacher goes up to a student and asks, "What's the chemical formula for water?"
The student goes, "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Last class you said it was H to O!"
An algorithm.
I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change.
An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.
Quadratic formula
A parabolem.
I only said that I was a part of the Mazda race
The squadratic formula.
Bacon and eggs walks into a bar and they order some beers. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
A beer walks into a breakfast place and orders bacon and eggs. The server says, "Sorry we don't serve alcoholic drinks here"
A bartender runs into bacon and eggs and orders a bar. The breakfast says, "Sorry we're done with this stupid joke formula."
And the father says, You know I used to be the guy who waved the cars off at finish line.
Son : I did not know that dad.
Father : you could say....
Son : Dad plz no...
Father : ... that I have a bit of a checkered past!
So here goes:
Walk forwards.
Turn left.
Pasteurization.
Apparently NASCAR fans didn't want to mix the races....
Three boys were talking after school while waiting for their fathers to pick them up. The first one boasts: "My dad is a Formula One driver. He finishes work at 5:00 and picks me up at 5:15."
The second boy says: "That's nothing. My dad is a jet pilot. He finishes work at 5:00 and picks me up at 5:05!"
The last boy looks at his companions and says: "Pfff.... amateurs! My dad works for the government. He finishes work at 5:00 and picks me up at 4:45!"
Johnny: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Teacher : Well, no! Where did you get that from?
Johnny: Yesterday you said it was H to O
I said: well it's H to O
Student: h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-. Chemistry teacher: where did you get an idea like that? Student: you told us the other day it was h to o.
H2O cubed
The wife dies while giving birth and the doctor says, "I'm so sorry, there was nothing we could have done. But now how are you going to feed your baby?" To which the mathematician replies, "don't worry, I've got the perfect formula."
Teacher: "OK class, who will give me the chemical formula for water?"
Johnny: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What on earth are you on about?"
Johnny: "Well you said yourself yesterday it was H to O!"
Quadratic Formula
One mula...
Two mula...
Three mula...
Formula.
I made this up. No one ever laughs. It must be my delivery.
The teacher asked.
Bob answered "H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O".
Teacher: "What is this?!"
Bob: "well you said H2O?"
H2OMG
Drag racing just is not as impressive as formula 1.
TEACHER : "Brandon, what is the chemical formula for water?"
Brandon : "HIJKLMNO"
TEACHER : "What are u talking about?!"
Brandon : "Yesterday you said it's H to O"
octopi*r2
Of course it should really be octopods*r2
Al Gebra
Johnny: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: Excuse me?
Johnny: Yesterday, you said it's H to O.
I just can't be in a relationship with someone who's raceist
It's the base decibel level raised to the power of n. The exponent n represents the number of hours ago you told your wife you'd be home.
Unfortunately, he forgot the formula.
NaH
Meh, I'll calc you later.
Until you use the right formula, they're annoying as hell.
*Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water.*
After seeing his family, he took a turn for the worst
Chemical formula for water
The teacher asked, "What is the chemical formula for water?"
A student raises his hand and answers, "HIJKLMNO!"
The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on earth are you talking about?"
Student answers, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
No? Then you're sure as hell not babysitting for my kids!
Me: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Me: Yesterday you said it's H to O
When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983..
It was chemistry class and the teacher asks-
"Can anyone tell me the chemical formula of water?"
Little Timmy raises hand.
"Yes, Timmy?"
"Hijklmno"
He sits down and orders a pint. The barman notices him scribbling some notes on a napkin and asks what he's writing.
Calculus replies, "Oh this... I'm just working on a new formula..."
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave." says the barman, "I can't let you drink and derive".
Unfortunately he said no
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