Formula 1 Jokes
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- Last night I dreamed I was driving a Ferrari in the Formula 1 championship race... I was fast, asleep.
- What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1.
- They say live fast, die young But ESPN keeps rejecting my pilot episode of Baby Formula 1 Racing
- My ex-girlfriend said she liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR I just can't be in a relationship with someone who's raceist
- Did you hear about that Formula 1 Driver that died in the hospital? After seeing his family, he took a turn for the worst
- What did the Formula 1 commentator say when Kimi Raikkonen drifted gracefully past the finish line in pole position? "That's a great finnish by the Ferrari star."
- The McLaren Formula 1 team has begun hiring mechanics with trisomy 21 You know, for the extra Down force.
- What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen.
- Two Chemists Were Talking Chemist 1 : I'm afraid I forgot a couple polyatomic ion formulas
Chemist 2 : Which ones?
Chemist 1 : Hydroxide and Nitrate
Chemist 2 : OH NO3 - Back in the day 20 white men chasing a black guy was considered racist. Now its called Formula 1.
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Formula 1 One Liners
Which formula 1 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with formula 1? I can suggest the ones about formula and ferrari.
- I dont care if I seem racist Drag racing just is not as impressive as formula 1.
- I just don't like Formula 1. Does that make me a racist?
- A friend told me he likes NASCAR more than Formula 1 So I called him a racist.
- No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races... They had their Finnish line.
- What's the best liquor for watching Formula 1. Rrrrrruuuummm
(so it sounds like a F1 car)
Formula 1 Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about formula 1 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean race car jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make formula 1 pranks.
100 years ago, 19 white men chasing down a black man was called the Klu Klux k**...
Now it's called Formula 1
*Ku Kluk k**...
A journalist tries to find out how different professions deals with basic math.
So he asks them a simple question: "How much is 1+1?"
The mechanical engineer quickly opens a handbook and say, the handbook says 2, let's make it 3 just in case.
The physicist starts scribbling and after 5 minutes say it's between 1.95 and 2.05 within 3 sigma confidence level.
The mathematician start writing formulas and within half an hour he announces he can prove that there is a solution.
The lawyer takes the journalist to the side and whispers, how much do you want it to be?
A 100 year old man who lived next to a Formula 1 track all his life got interview by the local news
Reporter: "100 years is a long time, has this place had an affect on your life in any way?
The old man scratched his head and took a minute to think and said:
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
(Works better when you tell it lol)
Father and son are watching a formula 1 Grand Prix
And the father says, You know I used to be the guy who waved the cars off at finish line.
Son : I did not know that dad.
Father : you could say....
Son : Dad plz no...
Father : ... that I have a bit of a checkered past!
I hate marathons, I can't stand the Tour de France, and I think Formula 1 is the worst.
I admit it, I'm raceist.
I heard NASCAR was a distant cousin of Formula 1.
I guess that's what they mean by race relations.
mother's milk
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the
cat can't get it.
He got an A.
Chemistry jokes
1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.
2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.
3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO
4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" He doesn't react.
5. What do you call a king's f**...? Noble gas.
6. What did the scientist say when he discovered 2 isotopes of helium? He He
7. What's the chemical formula for water? HIJKLMNO
8. I would post more but all the good ones Argon.