The Best 46 Forms Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Forms jokes. There are some forms form jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these forms sheet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Forms Jokes and Puns

Never get stuck behind The Devil in a line at the DMV.

For The Devil can take many forms.

Double Positives.

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.

'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'

A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

When the Chinese fill out government forms...

Under "Occupation" do they write "Tibet"?

Forms joke, When the Chinese fill out government forms...

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Sometimes I come up with a punchline so terrible...

...so contrived and unfunny, that a mob forms around me brandishing flaming torches and pitchforks.

It happens frequently enough that I've devised a getaway technique for just this type of occasion...I run to the top of the nearest hill, curl up in a ball and throw myself down the other side at a high enough speed to make good my escape. It's unorthodox, I know, but it's just how I roll...


Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."

Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist?

They were really obsessed with forms.

Forms joke, Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist?

What do stoners and bacteria have in common?

Neither are considered intelligent life forms.

Just learned the Finnish have a word "KalsarikΓ€nnit" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear.

Signing immigration forms now.

What does relative humidity mean to a redneck?

The sweat that forms on your nuts when you're banging your sister.

An American and a German architect...

... bet who can build a skyscraper in the least amount of time. After a month the American mails the German: "Only 10 days and I'll be finished."
The German writes back: "Hah, that's nothing. Only 10 forms left and I am allowed to start."

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Biker mimes

If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang....

Do they have to drive electric bikes?

Someone once told me: In English, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language does a double positive form a negative.

Yeah, right.

Most Intelligent But Funniest

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible. The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it. The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock. The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

Just one word

With the new school year, teachers hand out those "we'd like to know more about you" forms for the students to fill out. One of the questions was "Use one word to describe yourself". My son's answer:

"Can't follow directions"

A linguistics professor is lecturing his class

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."

Forms joke, A linguistics professor is lecturing his class

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet?

Because he can't bring himself to click the "submit" button.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.


A paperclip walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the pointy face?"

The paperclip, incapable of human speech, forms a long, thin sliver of metal and stabs the bartender to death.

Roe vs Wade is in the news again.

Right now, it's the two main forms of Houston transportation

If a crack forms in your backyard.

Is it your fault?

Did you know there's a language that forms commands by adding an L to the verb?

Linguists call it the More-L Imperative.

Why did Plato go to the DMV?

To find some forms.

With modern technology, we can put an AI into a pen with pigs. Then the pen has intelligence, and life forms

But sadly, no bacon.

In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"

There's two forms of English.

The Queen's English, and spelling mistakes.

Why aren't there more hybrid forms of cantaloupe?

They can't elope.

We finally know why earthlings are trying to make artificial intelligence..

...it's because hey haven't found any intelligent life forms on earth.

There are two types of dabbing...

One corrupts the mind of children and is popularized by several forms media.

The other, is a drug.

Why are American Tax forms so annoying to complete?

I guess the IRS isn't INTUIT

A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier...

A deadline.

Instead of compliments we should start giving people plateaus.

They are the highest forms of flattery.

Shakira recently got charged with Tax Evasion.

Her hips don't like, but her tax forms do,

Intelligent life forms

Why is it that when man searches for intelligent life forms they direct the sensors away from the earth?

Why did karl marx always spell his name in lowercase letters?

Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital

Being kissed when you are asleep is one of the most purest forms of love

Unless you are in prison

Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog...

But it's actually a common mist-conception!

Never stand behind Satan at the post office

For the devil takes many forms

Whats you father's occupation?

Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. "He's a magician," said the small boy. "How interesting! What's his favorite trick? "Sawing people in half." "Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' "Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters."

TIL Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.

The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.

The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.

The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

A linguistics professor says

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms.

But it really separated the room.

I was expecting more coherence.

A linguistics professor says during a lecture...

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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