Forming Jokes

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Funniest Forming Short Jokes

Short forming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forming humour may include short formation jokes also.

  1. Roe vs Wade is in the news again. Right now, it's the two main forms of Houston transportation
  2. I wanted to change my name to Frieza but had no idea how much paperwork would be involved. This isn't even my final form.
  3. I wanted to change my name to dragon Ball Z... My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
    I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"
  4. Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment. And I can't even get *that* right.
  5. If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and chris brown formed a band, what would its name be? The Heavy Hitters.
  6. Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.
  7. I got fired form the zoo. Apparently the sign "Don't feed the animals" was only meant for the visitors.
  8. Why do fish form schools, but ants form colonies? Cause *truants* don't go to school!
    (I came up with this right now)
  9. I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day- -that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning.
  10. A vegan buddhist... ...decides to jump off the roof of a meat factory as the ultimate form of protest believing that he will be reincarnated. He became a vegetable.

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Forming One Liners

Which forming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forming? I can suggest the ones about forms and production.

  1. Plateaus are... ...the highest form of geographical flattery.
  2. A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
  3. Abortion is The most effective form of spawn camping
  4. If you're here for the yodeling....... Form an orderly, orderly, orderly, orderly queue.
  5. Yo momma so fat... She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.
  6. What was Jesus Christ's least favorite form of exercise? Cross fit.
  7. Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake? ...because dam.
  8. I have heard that self deprecation is the highest form of comedy Too bad I'm not funny.
  9. How did Jesus keep his form? He did cross-fit.
  10. Never get stuck behind The Devil in a line at the DMV. For The Devil can take many forms.
  11. If a crack forms in your backyard. Is it your fault?
  12. Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together... To form a ionic band
  13. I'm giving away free yodelling lessons So please form an Orderly, Orderly, Orderly Queue
  14. Child soldiers are important They form the infantry
  15. What's a Russian's favorite form of comedy? Tsarcasm :D

Forming joke, What's a Russian's favorite form of comedy?

Amusing Forming Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about forming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean creation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make forming pranks.

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?

Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile,
"where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?"

Abortion jokes are never funny.

So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition.

The day after Beethoven's f**...

The day after Beethoven's f**..., at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones).
Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as Beethoven's 9th Symphony played backwards. When it ended, Beethoven's 8th Symphony started playing, also backwards, and then the 7th, and then the 6th, and so forth. At dawn, having reached a conclusion, the mayor said to the gathering crowd:
"There's nothing to fear, gentlemen. He's just decomposing."

Rick s**... is claiming that mitt romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him...

Which is kind of ironic — that s**... can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.

The year is 1921. Eastern Poland, the new border with Russia is forming after WWI.

One of the officials coordinating this process stumbles upon an old house that is located just on the path of where the border would be set. Property, with an old shed and few acres of land, is habited by one old farmer.
"This is your lucky day, old man. You can choose whether you prefer to be on the Polish or Russian side of the border" says the officel.
"Polish" the farmer answers without hesitation.
"And why is that if I may ask?"
"Cause Ruskies have very harsh winters."

Did you hear about the nun who got addicted to knitting?

She said that needles were habit forming.

There's a new wheelchair party forming

But it doesn't really stand for anything.
(At least it'll always have a spokes person)

I'm really worried about my wife and this weather

Ever since it started snowing, she's seemed really depressed. We've had strong, cold winds blowing lately, and freezing rain forming layers of ice over the snow. All she does is stand frozen at the window, staring, and I think she might be depressed.
If this keeps up I might need to let her inside.

I am forming a mutual support-group for people who have been ripped-off by locksmiths.

My door is always open.

My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

Be careful if you decide to sew nun uniforms

It's habit forming.

I can't stop making figurines of Frodo

It's hobbit forming.

Shirt Size

While working at a men's department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs. "I don't know his size, but my hands fit perfectly around his neck!"

The government of Canada is forming a council to determine the merits of decriminalization of all drugs

It will be a High Council

Why are certain bears so attracted to each other?

Because they are polar bears (hence forming permanant dipole interactions)

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands.

They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Why did the FDA close down the convent's tailor shop?

Because it was found to be habit forming.

TIL m**... Jagger once studied to become a Bryologist

After forming his band, he abandoned his dream. After all, a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

How did the English cheerleaders get hired by the quebec ice hockey team?

They were the best ones at forming a Q.

In a double blind study researchers found women who drink regularly are more likely to become nuns

Proving once and for all that alcohol is habit forming.

I'm forming a baroque music ensemble which plays music while only wearing underwear…

It's called The Knickerbachers.

I am forming a new punk band!

We are called "young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men".
Search for us on google!

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Bees: Forming a beehive is not an effective business plan

It's a hive mind full of buzzwords

Hey, didja hear that Johnny Rzeznik and Stefani Germanotta are forming a new band?

They're going to call it "Googoo Gaga".

Forming joke, Hey, didja hear that Johnny Rzeznik and Stefani Germanotta are forming a new band?