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  1. Roe vs Wade is in the news again. Right now, it's the two main forms of Houston transportation
  2. I wanted to change my name to Frieza but had no idea how much paperwork would be involved. This isn't even my final form.
  3. I wanted to change my name to dragon Ball Z... My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
    I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"
  4. Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment. And I can't even get *that* right.
  5. If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and chris brown formed a band, what would its name be? The Heavy Hitters.
  6. Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.
  7. I got fired form the zoo. Apparently the sign "Don't feed the animals" was only meant for the visitors.
  8. Why do fish form schools, but ants form colonies? Cause *truants* don't go to school!
    (I came up with this right now)
  9. I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day- -that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning.
  10. A vegan buddhist... ...decides to jump off the roof of a meat factory as the ultimate form of protest believing that he will be reincarnated. He became a vegetable.

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  1. Plateaus are... ...the highest form of geographical flattery.
  2. A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
  3. Abortion is The most effective form of spawn camping
  4. If you're here for the yodeling....... Form an orderly, orderly, orderly, orderly queue.
  5. Yo momma so fat... She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.
  6. What was Jesus Christ's least favorite form of exercise? Cross fit.
  7. Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake? ...because dam.
  8. I have heard that self deprecation is the highest form of comedy Too bad I'm not funny.
  9. How did Jesus keep his form? He did cross-fit.
  10. Never get stuck behind The Devil in a line at the DMV. For The Devil can take many forms.
  11. If a crack forms in your backyard. Is it your fault?
  12. Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together... To form a ionic band
  13. I'm giving away free yodelling lessons So please form an Orderly, Orderly, Orderly Queue
  14. Child soldiers are important They form the infantry
  15. What's a Russian's favorite form of comedy? Tsarcasm :D

Formed joke, What's a Russian's favorite form of comedy?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about formed can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of formed puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Whales

A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...
He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large h**... on his back.
She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed h**... herself.
Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.
Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.
Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!
He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...
As she swam off she said..."I'll h**..., I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T s**... s**...!

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

When the Saxons landed in England...

...they decided to split up into five groups to cover as much ground as possible.
One group headed West and Wessex was born.
A particularly lazy bunch decided to stay exactly at the meeting point and incorporate Middlesex.
Another went South to form Sussex, which is still exactly where they made it, while yet another formed Essex to the East.
Oh, nearly forgot about the very conservative pack who went North. Nobody heard from them again

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Did you hear about the group of geologists?

They formed a Rock Band.

When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge...

So the planets started a revolution.

Two friends meet up and one says: "So I've heard you formed a band?"

\- Yes, a quartet!
A quartet? That's four of you, right?
\- No, three.
Three!?
\- Yes, me and my brother.
You have a brother?
\- No, who do you ask?

How was the Red Sea formed?

Over a long period.

A Warrior Cuts off the head of a Hydra formed by fusing 8 mythical beast,

and 2 heads Grows in it place,
he cuts those off and 4 grows,
he cuts those off and 8 grows,
he cuts those off and 16 grows,
he cuts those off and 32 grows,
he cuts those off and 64 grows,
he cuts those off and 128 grows,
he cuts those off and the Hydra Dies because the Hydra was made of 8 bits.

We all exist due to a radioactive e**... that formed the universe and with endless posibilities...

...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet.

Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union?

They strike from the shadows.

What would happen if Hungary invaded and conquered Turkey?

A new kingdom would be formed known as full.

I named my recently formed band '999 Megabytes'

We still haven't got a gig...

If the musicians, Ice T and Lemonade formed a band, what would it be called?

Arnold Palmer

What do you call a homogenous mixture formed immediately before the apocalypse?

The Final Solution.

I formed a band called '999 megabytes'

We haven't found a gig yet.

What would you call the tiki torch brigade in Charlottesville if they formed a band?

Vanilla Isis

A rather drunk lieutenant formed up the platoon:

"Soldiers, why is the formation so crooked?"
"Because the Earth is round!" - someone called out.
"Who said that?"
"Galileo."
"Galileo, step forward!"
"But he has died long ago!"
"So then?! People here are dying, and no one is reporting this to me?"



*Joke was translated from Bulgarian*

What would call an organization formed by atheists

A non-prophet organization

I was at a party in middle earth last night. TreeBeard got wasted and started dunking hobbits into a giant punch-bowl of booze. The dwarves laughed and begged for a turn. Soon, a queue of creatures had formed on his branches, eager to take the plunge. I didn't get in line. I knew it was a trick…

Because the real punch-line is always in the calm ents

A p**... and a czechoslovakian went missing in a forest.

A search party of hunters formed and they went looking for the two and came upon two very large bears mating. They shot and killed the bears and cut the female bear open and found the p**...'s remains in her belly. One of the hunters replied "I guess the Czech's in the male"

What did Bill Gates' grandson say when he formed a new AI company?

no one will ever need more than 640K humans on earth.

I formed a band called the submarines...

None of our songs got out of the water

I was checking for lumps and found a perfectly formed pair of t**....

God knows what they were doing in my mash potatoes though.

Did you hear about the horses that formed a rebellion against the farmer when they ran out of food?

It was the last straw.

What was Iran called before it was formed in 1979?

Running.

I formed a rock group called the elastics, things aren't going so well so far though,

We have one song and it's band.

The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up

Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.
The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"

Gabriel's Horn is a geometric figure formed by rotating f(x)=1/x about the x axis. It has finite volume, but infinite surface area.

This is the complete opposite of the Vuvuzela, which has a finite surface area, but infinite volume

I formed a support group for people who suffer from Agoraphobia.

Unfortunately it didn't work out. Everyone wanted to have it at their place.

What do you call a new mitten manufacturing company formed by a U.S. senator?

Bernie's Handers.

I used to have a dog that was only a head.

Very happy dog. One day I was drinking a beer and he wanted a sip. Who am I to deny him?
He had a sip and a body grew on his head! So I gave him a drink. A leg formed! Another drink, another leg, then another, and another. A final drink and he had a tail!
By now he was really drunk and I'm sure he had to pee, so I let him outside.
He staggered outside and into the road, where he was hit and killed.
I learned something that day.
It's better to quit while you're ahead.

A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man

A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man stand around a piece of fruit.
When asked what the fruit is, the philosopher says We can never know what this piece of fruit truly is. We assume, through wisdom, that the form of the fruit is closest to our perceptions of the fruit .
The physicist states: Truly there is no fruit. The fruit is simply the interaction of fundamental forces and unseeable particles colliding through time until the fruit is formed .
The Common Man replies: It's an apple.

Some crocodiles formed a band that does parody songs.

It's a pun croc band.

Hey have you heard of the sommeliers that formed a rock band?

They're called *Effervescence*. Their hit singles include *"My Last Breathalyzer Test"* and *"Bring Me More Wine"*. And who could forget *"Lacrymismosa"*?

In an attempt to create synergy, an airline and a beer company merged. It think it was a smart move for the newly formed Alaska Natural Ice.

However, I'm less optimistic about Corona Delta.

Did you know that Brian May, the guitarist from British rockband Queen, has a PhD on Astrophysics?

Yeah, he started his schooling before Queen formed, and achieved his PhD in 2007. One of his dissertations is heavily criticized by the science community though, and it's because he has an odd theory of what causes the Earth's rotation.
You see, he thinks that 'Fat Bottomed Girls make the Rockin World go round.'

How Newton came up with his laws

A cow was walking. Newton shouted at the cow and it stopped. He formed his first law: an object continues to move unless it's stopped .
Newton gave the cow a forceful kick and it made a sound, 'MA'. He formed his second law: force, F = MA .
The cow gave Newton a forceful kick back. He formed his third law: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .

My sister trod on my foot…

My sister trod on my foot so hard that part of it split off and formed an exact replica of me.
'My toe Sis!' I yelled.

Did you hear about the pigeons that overthrew the government?

They formed a "coo".

It was raining hard...

...and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.
An old man stood by the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the puddle.
A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
"Fishing," replied the old man.
'Poor old fool,' thought the gentleman. So he invited him into the pub for a drink.
Just to start a conversation while they sipped their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And so how many have you caught?'
"You're the eighth."

Formed joke, It was raining hard...

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