Formation Jokes

37 formation jokes and hilarious formation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about formation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article provides humorous looks at rock formations and why every sergeant should have a platoon of them at the frontline. From amusing puns to a few silly stories, have a laugh with these formation jokes!

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Funniest Formation Short Jokes

Short formation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The formation humour may include short forming jokes also.

  1. Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, "Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"
  2. Dad, am I adopted? Son : Dad, am I adopted?
    Dad : If we really wanted to adopt, we would have chosen someone better.
    E^dit : formatting
  3. Yo momma is so big that... I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures
  4. Do you know why one side is longer than the other when birds fly in a "V" formation? Because there are more birds on that side.
  5. I always wondered why bird flying in V formation would have one side longer than the other... Turns out it's because there are more birds on that side.
  6. When you see geese flying in the famous V formation, have you ever noticed that one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There's more geese on that side.
  7. So what's your idea of a perfect date? \- DD/MM/YYYY, I find other formats a bit confusing
  8. Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar? 1. Because he was sheet faced.
    1. Because he couldn't hold his boos.
  9. I would have been a stripper... ...but I just couldn't pull it off.
    Follow the format; go!
  10. How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedias? They're flying in-formation.

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Formation One Liners

Which formation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with formation? I can suggest the ones about formed and constitution.

  1. Yo Momma works in IT... as a disk format cause she's FAT32
  2. What did God say to noah? Do a backup, I'm going to format it.
  3. FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced "jiff" I know because I joogled it.
  4. To all the people who say 'JIF', I've got two words for you: Jraphics Interchange Format
  5. What image format does Gordon Ramsay hates the most? .raw
  6. My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified.
  7. What's a furry's favorite file storage format? .rawr
  8. And then the God said: "Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"
  9. Why was the black woman pregnant of quadruplets arrested? Gang formation.
  10. Why do geese fly in a V formation? Because if they walked it'd take too long.
  11. What type of image formats do lion photographers use? RAWR
  12. My editor told me he didn't like my citation formatting He didn't like id., et al.
  13. Most people know how to use the mp3 and mp4 formats... But quiet kids only know about mp5
  14. What do you call 12th century guitar music transcribed into a computer format? Midieval.
  15. 24 hour time format mandatory in my office? Not on my watch!

Formation joke, 24 hour time format mandatory in my office?

Hilarious Formation Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about formation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean firm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make formation pranks.

Joke Factory: Why did the [NOUN] go to the [LOCATION]?

Give me a random NOUN and LOCATION using the above format, and I'll give you the punchline.
For example:
Why did the soldier go to the beach?He was caught in a sand-off and came back shell-shocked.
Ready? Go!

One soldier

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out."
As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,"

...and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week," said the divorce court judge.
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband replied, "and every now and then I'll try and send her a few bucks myself."

My friend called me today and said he was going to kill himself by jumping off of a cliff that overlooked a body of water unless I stopped specifying the names of geological formations for him.

I said back, "That's a bluff".

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
Edit - formatting

A rather drunk lieutenant formed up the platoon:

"Soldiers, why is the formation so crooked?"
"Because the Earth is round!" - someone called out.
"Who said that?"
"Galileo, step forward!"
"But he has died long ago!"
"So then?! People here are dying, and no one is reporting this to me?"

*Joke was translated from Bulgarian*

An 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with no memory and brain damage.

The doctor asked him a series of questions:
Do you know where you are?
I'm at Rex Hospital.
What city are you in?
Do you know who I am?
Dr. Hamilton.
the old grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, I hope he doesn't ask me any more questions. Why? she asked. Because all of those answers were on his badge.
guys i have copied this joke and edited formating. its not my original creation.

Socrates on jokes...

Socrates: Define, for me, a punch line.
Hippias: A punch line is at the end of a joke.
Socrates: Is it a punch line simply by virtue of being at the end of said joke?
Hippias: No, it must be an unexpected statement.
Socrates: Ah, but if you know that the punch line is about to arrive, how can it be unexpected?
Hippias: True. Therefore, there can be no punch line to any joke, for such a punch line is always to be expected.
Socrates: Exactly. Last night the exact same logical conclusion was told to me by your mother, while we had i**....

A geologist was driving down a country road

A geologist was driving down a country road when he saw this beautiful rock formation. He pulled over to get a closer look. As he was admiring the rock, an old farmer drove up. The geologist asked if he knew how long the rock had been here.
The farmer says "in fact, I do! It's a million and 7 years old"
The geologist stunned a bit says "that's oddly specific, how do you know that?"
The farmer goes "well, another feller like you came to look at this same rock and he said it was a million years old. And that was about 7 years ago"

A blonde goes to buy a TV.

A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.
Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?
Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.

A dad puts his little girl to sleep...

And the girl says, "Goodbye Grandpa" and the dad asks why she said grandpa, the girl replied, "I don't know it just felt right".
The next day the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence.
The dad puts the girl to sleep and a few months later she says, "Goodbye Grandma" and the dad went along with it.
The next day the grandma died and the dad thought that she knew who would die next!
Several weeks later, the dad puts his girl to sleep and the girl says, "Goodbye Daddy" and the dad freaked out when he left the room.
He stayed at the office until midnight jumping at every sound he heard. When he came to his house at 1am and crawls into the bed, his wife says
Wife :: Why were you at work so late?
Husband :: I had a terrible day..
Wife :: What happened?
Husband :: I don't want to talk about it.
Wife :: Well, you won't believe the day I had! My golf pro died right in front of me during golf lessons!
Edit : Formatting

Going through customs at a US airport

Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare today?
Me: *starts sweating* ummmmm no. *trips and falls. Hundred of Kinder eggs spill from my pockets, jacket and bag*
Customs agent: GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!
Me: But, I am -
*armed guards swarm around and pin me down*
Armed guards: WHAT'S IN THE EGGS!!!
Me: I don't know, it's a surprise!!
(Sorry if the formatting s**.... On mobile)

A guy walks up to another guy with a dog. . .

The man asks, "Does your dog bite?" and the other guy replies, "No, not at all."
So then the guy asks, "Can I pet him?" and the other guy says, "Sure." As the man goes to pet the dog, it bites him viciously. The guy complains, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" which the other person replies, "That isn't my dog."
Sorry if bad format. Heard this joke while at the airport.

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