The Best 42 Format Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Format jokes. There are some format mla jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these format interactions puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Format Jokes and Puns

I would have been a stripper...

...but I just couldn't pull it off.

Follow the format; go!

I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format...

...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,"

...and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week," said the divorce court judge.

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband replied, "and every now and then I'll try and send her a few bucks myself."

Format joke, "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,"

Three feminists walk into a bar.

They look at one another and say, "Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"

So an old man goes to the doctor to get checked out and....

The doctor tells him "I got bad news and some really bad news" so the old man replies "what's the bad news?" "The bad news is you have cancer." "Oh. And the other news?" " you have alzheimers.." Then the old man says " Atleast I don't have cancer!"

Sorry for bad format


Love sickness

Love sickness has been known throughout history to affect young boys and girls. These days, love sickness is just known as hepatitis.

*Tried my best to rework a comment my professor made into joke format, kind of rambling but you get the idea*

My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay.

It wasn't justified.

Format joke, My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay.

A blonde goes to buy a TV.

A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.

Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?

Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.

... And then he said...!

Warning: this is a question, not a joke.

So in the movies and in TV they frequently will have cut to a character delivering the punchline of a joke. Often the punchline follows a format like "...and then he said, 'that's not my wife! That's a space alien!'"

Do any of you know any jokes that actually end that way?

FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced "jiff"

I know because I joogled it.

A guy walks up to another guy with a dog. . .

The man asks, "Does your dog bite?" and the other guy replies, "No, not at all."
So then the guy asks, "Can I pet him?" and the other guy says, "Sure." As the man goes to pet the dog, it bites him viciously. The guy complains, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" which the other person replies, "That isn't my dog."

Sorry if bad format. Heard this joke while at the airport.

You can explore format ascii reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean format download dad jokes. There are also format puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Jesuits vs Dominicans

What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, they were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits.
They were also both founded to combat heresy: the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants.

What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, have you met any Albigensians lately?

Heard this from priest and took format from somewhere.

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF

puh-duh... ffffff

And then the God said:

"Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"

Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son.....

*Son: Yes father?
*Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found!

editted for format, which I suck at apparently

I like formatting my hard drives like I like my pizza

Deep Disc

Format joke, I like formatting my hard drives like I like my pizza

Obama and Putin have a discussion..

Putin: Let's just talk about this man to man..

Obama: Ok one moment, let me get Michelle.

My uncle told it much better but I can't remember how he said it. Feel free to repost it if you can format it better.

Nerdy pickup line

Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.

^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...

My friend told me to save the date

So I asked her in what format?


What image format does Gordon Ramsay hates the most?

.raw

I've got a business

Ooh what's your business?

We do facelifts.

And how's that going for you?

Well, we're raising a few eyebrows...

(You get the format, now hit me with your best!)

All the children had already submitted their jokes following this format

Except for Joe.

The FCC made his internet slow

There was a controversial sale on music in lossless format.

I got a lot of FLAC from participating in it.

Yo momma is so big that...

I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures

Roses are red, I bought a new door mat

Let's write some jokes, but use this format.

What's a furry's favorite file storage format?

.rawr

Better formatted version Reporter and Man...

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

He put the punchline in the title

Did you hear about the guy who can't format his jokes properly?

My family is putting an electrical plug in our elm tree.

They were going to put it in the bushes, but I convinced them that a tree-prong outlet would be better for the ground.

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"Tree-prong outlet" stolen from an engineer I was talking to today, but joke format is all mine.

To all the people who say 'JIF', I've got two words for you:

Jraphics Interchange Format

What did God say to Noah?

Do a backup, I'm going to format it.

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

I haven't had sex since 1994

This isn't a time format joke.

I'm just an almost 24 year old virgin.

See, I would make a joke about this sub's reposts and repetition,

but then again this pointless format has been used countless times since we've all gotten here.

Hassan Minaj tells all his jokes in the same format.

Thats like if every Stephen King book was just the same mad lib filled in differently.

Hey Guys!

First time posting here.
I'm not a native speaker so apologies if I made a mistake.
Also on phone, so pardon the format.

Second time reposting here.

Ask me what the secret to comedy is.

What's the secret to comedy?Timing.

This joke does not work via text format.

Being dyslexic is a huge problem as a female pornstar recruiter.

Everytime I ask people to send me their videos on a physical format, they come to my office and give me sloppy dicks.

When I complain they tell me, "Can't you just let US B."

in the wake of the pandemic and failing ratings, AMC's The Walking Dead has changed it's format.

it will now be a reality show shot solely inside America's nursing homes.

They say one of the symptoms of Coronavirus is lack of taste

Prayers up for everyone who thinks this is a funny joke format

24 hour time format mandatory in my office?

Not on my watch!

The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.

The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the format convert jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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