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54 format jokes and hilarious format puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about format that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Format Jokes

Short format jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The format humour may include short forms jokes also.

  1. Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, "Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"
  2. Dad, am I adopted? Son : Dad, am I adopted?
    Dad : If we really wanted to adopt, we would have chosen someone better.
    E^dit : formatting
  3. Yo momma is so big that... I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures
  4. Do you know why one side is longer than the other when birds fly in a "V" formation? Because there are more birds on that side.
  5. I always wondered why bird flying in V formation would have one side longer than the other... Turns out it's because there are more birds on that side.
  6. When you see geese flying in the famous V formation, have you ever noticed that one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There's more geese on that side.
  7. So what's your idea of a perfect date? \- DD/MM/YYYY, I find other formats a bit confusing
  8. Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar? 1. Because he was sheet faced.
    1. Because he couldn't hold his boos.
  9. I would have been a stripper... ...but I just couldn't pull it off.
    Follow the format; go!
  10. How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedias? They're flying in-formation.

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Format One Liners

Which format one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with format? I can suggest the ones about conversion and convert.

  1. Yo Momma works in IT... as a disk format cause she's FAT32
  2. What did God say to noah? Do a backup, I'm going to format it.
  3. FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced "jiff" I know because I joogled it.
  4. To all the people who say 'JIF', I've got two words for you: Jraphics Interchange Format
  5. What image format does Gordon Ramsay hates the most? .raw
  6. My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified.
  7. What's a furry's favorite file storage format? .rawr
  8. And then the God said: "Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"
  9. Why was the black woman pregnant of quadruplets arrested? Gang formation.
  10. Why do geese fly in a V formation? Because if they walked it'd take too long.
  11. What type of image formats do lion photographers use? RAWR
  12. My editor told me he didn't like my citation formatting He didn't like id., et al.
  13. Most people know how to use the mp3 and mp4 formats... But quiet kids only know about mp5
  14. What do you call 12th century guitar music transcribed into a computer format? Midieval.
  15. 24 hour time format mandatory in my office? Not on my watch!

Format joke, 24 hour time format mandatory in my office?

Comical Format Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about format you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean print jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make format prank.

I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format...

...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,"

...and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week," said the divorce court judge.
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband replied, "and every now and then I'll try and send her a few bucks myself."

So an old man goes to the doctor to get checked out and....

The doctor tells him "I got bad news and some really bad news" so the old man replies "what's the bad news?" "The bad news is you have cancer." "Oh. And the other news?" " you have alzheimers.." Then the old man says " Atleast I don't have cancer!"
Sorry for bad format

Love sickness

Love sickness has been known throughout history to affect young boys and girls. These days, love sickness is just known as hepatitis.
*Tried my best to rework a comment my professor made into joke format, kind of rambling but you get the idea*

A blonde goes to buy a TV.

A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.
Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?
Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.

A guy walks up to another guy with a dog. . .

The man asks, "Does your dog bite?" and the other guy replies, "No, not at all."
So then the guy asks, "Can I pet him?" and the other guy says, "Sure." As the man goes to pet the dog, it bites him viciously. The guy complains, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" which the other person replies, "That isn't my dog."
Sorry if bad format. Heard this joke while at the airport.

Jesuits vs Dominicans

What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, they were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits.
They were also both founded to combat heresy: the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants.
What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, have you met any Albigensians lately?
Heard this from priest and took format from somewhere.

Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son.....

*Son: Yes father?
*Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found!
editted for format, which I s**... at apparently

I like formatting my hard drives like I like my pizza

Deep Disc

Obama and Putin have a discussion..

Putin: Let's just talk about this man to man..
Obama: Ok one moment, let me get Michelle.
My uncle told it much better but I can't remember how he said it. Feel free to repost it if you can format it better.

Nerdy pickup line

Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...

I've got a business

Ooh what's your business?
We do facelifts.
And how's that going for you?
Well, we're raising a few eyebrows...
(You get the format, now hit me with your best!)

There was a controversial sale on music in lossless format.

I got a lot of FLAC from participating in it.

Roses are red, I bought a new door mat

Let's write some jokes, but use this format.

Better formatted version Reporter and Man...

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "s**...?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

He put the punchline in the title

Did you hear about the guy who can't format his jokes properly?

My family is putting an electrical plug in our elm tree.

They were going to put it in the bushes, but I convinced them that a tree-prong outlet would be better for the ground.
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"Tree-prong outlet" stolen from an engineer I was talking to today, but joke format is all mine.

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

Ask me what the secret to comedy is.

What's the secret to comedy?Timing.
This joke does not work via text format.

in the wake of the pandemic and failing ratings, AMC's The Walking Dead has changed it's format.

it will now be a reality show shot solely inside America's nursing homes.

They say one of the symptoms of Coronavirus is lack of taste

Prayers up for everyone who thinks this is a funny joke format

The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.

The f**... viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.

My fried just got engaged to her boyfriend, Peter, and was gushing about how in love she is. Obviously the first thing out of my mouth was "oh, so you're a massive Peterphile!" Apparently that was "inappropriate" and now she's annoyed with me.

This is actually a true story, so hope it's okay that it's not in a standard joke format.

What is a bird's preferred movie format?

Blu-jay Disc

Music

I have been downloading HD digital music but some people don't really like the format so I've been getting a lot of FLAC lately.

Joke Factory: Why did the [NOUN] go to the [LOCATION]?

Give me a random NOUN and LOCATION using the above format, and I'll give you the punchline.
For example:
Why did the soldier go to the beach?He was caught in a sand-off and came back shell-shocked.
Ready? Go!
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Format joke, Yo Momma works in IT...

jokes about format

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