Formaldehyde Jokes
6 formaldehyde jokes and hilarious formaldehyde puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about formaldehyde that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Formaldehyde Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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The opposite of Formaldehyde is...
Casualdejekyll
What workplace game do scientists like to play?
Formaldehyde-and-go-seek
What's the fanciest aldehyde?
Formaldehyde
What is it called when you're looking for a body killed by a mortician?
Formaldehyde and seek!
What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?
Formaldehyde
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You might be a necropheliac if...
Shout out to Jeff Foxworthy for the inspiration. Here we go.
You might be a necropheliac if...
Your version of tinder is the local obituaries.
You have detailed knowledge of the security setup of every f**... home and cemetery in your city.
The contents of your trunk include a shovel, a flashlight, and a dozen roses.
You have been notified in writing that your repeated applications to work at the county morgue will not result in an interview.
Your nicest clothes smell of Cologne, formaldehyde and shame.
And finally...
All of your dates give you the cold shoulder, and you absolutely love it.
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