Form Jokes
134 form jokes and hilarious form puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about form that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the various types of form jokes and how to incorporate them into your comedy routine. From long-form jokes to MIT Fun Form or Story Form, learn the fundamentals of each type of form joke to add flavor and finesse to your comedy. So whether you're an aspiring standup, a veteran of the stage, or an esports enthusiast, dive into the world of form jokes and find the membership application for the world of laugh-out-loud comedy!
Funniest Form Short Jokes
Short form jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The form humour may include short submission jokes also.
- Roe vs Wade is in the news again. Right now, it's the two main forms of Houston transportation
- I wanted to change my name to Frieza but had no idea how much paperwork would be involved. This isn't even my final form.
- I wanted to change my name to dragon Ball Z... My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!" - Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment. And I can't even get *that* right.
- If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and chris brown formed a band, what would its name be? The Heavy Hitters.
- Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.
- I got fired form the zoo. Apparently the sign "Don't feed the animals" was only meant for the visitors.
- Why do fish form schools, but ants form colonies? Cause *truants* don't go to school!
(I came up with this right now) - My friend joined a cult. They believe that one day they will cease to exist in their human form, and become water vapor. I told him, "you will be mist".
- Receiving a kiss while sleeping is the most pure form of love there is... Unless you're in prison
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Form One Liners
Which form one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with form? I can suggest the ones about plan and firm.
- Plateaus are... ...the highest form of geographical flattery.
- If you're here for the yodeling....... Form an orderly, orderly, orderly, orderly queue.
- What was Jesus Christ's least favorite form of exercise? Cross fit.
- Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake? ...because dam.
- I have heard that self deprecation is the highest form of comedy Too bad I'm not funny.
- Never get stuck behind The Devil in a line at the DMV. For The Devil can take many forms.
- If a crack forms in your backyard. Is it your fault?
- Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together... To form a ionic band
- Child soldiers are important They form the infantry
- What's a Russian's favorite form of comedy? Tsarcasm :D
- What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? I am a wolf
- When the Chinese fill out government forms... Under "Occupation" do they write "Tibet"?
- Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band.
- What's the saddest form of transportation? A moped.
- What are the three fastest forms of communication? Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
Long Form Jokes
Here is a list of funny long form jokes and even better long form puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office? Because the devil takes many forms.
- A paperclip walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the pointy face?" The paperclip, incapable of human speech, forms a long, thin sliver of metal and stabs the bartender to death.
- There are 3 types of people in the world: Glass half-full people, glass half-empty people, And kids with antivax parents, who never live long enough to form an opinion
- The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.
If you use the short form, the government gets your money.
If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money. - Why do people from communist countries have such long names? Cause they've never seen short forms.
Short Form Jokes
Here is a list of funny short form jokes and even better short form puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- With Vladimir Putin so eager to restore ties, I think the U.S and Russia should form one country. We can call it The United States of Soviet Russia! USSR for short.
- So this new little person turned up at my company today with his medical form explaining his condition. He'd joined with a short notice
Amusing & Witty Form Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about form you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mode jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make form pranks.
A boy and his dad are talking.
"Hey Dad."
"Yes son?"
"Did you ever get shot in the army?"
He looks at his son in silence. Tears start to form in the Dad's eyes, and he quietly replies;
"No, but I was shot in the leggy."
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Two mexicans are stranded in the desert for days....
... and they're at death's door....
They stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze a tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with s**... after s**... of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre. "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"
"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree".......
"ees... a.... Hambush"
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You know what's the ultimate form of rejection?
When your hand goes to sleep while you're m**....
What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.
That's Remarkable!
Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.
When the Saxons landed in England...
...they decided to split up into five groups to cover as much ground as possible.
One group headed West and Wessex was born.
A particularly lazy bunch decided to stay exactly at the meeting point and incorporate Middlesex.
Another went South to form Sussex, which is still exactly where they made it, while yet another formed Essex to the East.
Oh, nearly forgot about the very conservative pack who went North. Nobody heard from them again
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I want to form a law practice specializing in s**... harassment suits against medical professionals...
I'll call it "Doctors Without Boundaries"
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Paraprosdokians
*A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.*
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around ... because they don't know I'm using blanks. (Emo Philips)
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing ... after they have tried everything else. (Winston Churchill)
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' ... I put 'DOCTOR'.
If I am reading this graph correctly ... I'd be very surprised. (Stephen Colbert)
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat. (Will Rogers)
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)
You're never too old to learn ...something s**....
Getting Married!
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.....
The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease...
When they came to the question, "Are you entering this marriage of your own free will?".....
There was a long pause. Finally, the girl looked over at the apprehensive young man and said, "Put down 'Yes.'"
I was trying to form a club for eunuchs at my high school...
But there weren't enough members.
An Atheist was in the woods and a bear came after him,
He got so scared, he looked up to heaven and yelled "OH MY GOD! Help me!"
And a voice from Heaven came down and asked, "Does that mean you want to be a Christian?"
The Atheist thinks a little bit and says, "No, make the bear a Christian."
The bear, almost ready to attack, then a miracle happened. The bear's paws came together in prayer form, looked up to Heaven and said, "Bless this food which I'm about to eat."
-Frank De Lima
LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions,
the trick is not to form an emotional bond.
A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except...
the doctor said he was a little cockeyed.
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(AP) New York - A baby delivered without eyelids had surgery today at Mount Sinai Hospital in Manhattan, NY. Doctors successfully removed the child's f**... and were able to use the tissue to successfully form eyelids. Doctors said the child will be fine.
Just a little cockeyed.
The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form
I told them it was Typo
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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a c**...?
A fake name
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I phoned my insurance agent earlier and asked him for a quote.
He said " I have nothing to declare but my genius. Oscar Wilde, 1882 ".
I replied "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Oscar Wilde, 1882 ".
What did the insurance company say to the applicant?
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
So this nun is driving along...
... when suddenly a drunk staggers out into the road in front of her. She skids to a stop, gets out, and scolds him severely, making several derogatory remarks, and angrily lecturing him on how dangerous he was being. The drunk looks at her for a minute, then punches her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Standing over her prone form, the drunk grins triumphantly, and slurs out "Yeah! Not so tough now, are you Batman?".
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What are some really s**... jokes?
One I know is this:
Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?
Students: Sacan?
Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
All Men Go to Heaven...
...and upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells the recently departed to form two lines: one for the 'man of the house'; and a second for those obedient and dutiful to their wives. The first line had only 1 man standing in it, while the second line was miles long.
St. Peter turns to the one man standing in the first line and asks, "Man, how did you end up in this line?!"
To which the man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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I Went To The Patent Office.
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She s**... and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method.
But Han shot first.
A town decided to form a clergy group to have Catholics, Jews, Protestants and Muslims gather to talk about various issues facing their places of worship.
The Rabbi went first and said they were having a terrible issue with squirrels. He said they were hanging around outside of church and aggressively begging for food. He said they were scaring their kids. The preacher said they were having the same issue, in fact, a few of the squirrels had actually gotten inside of the church and had done some damage to the roof. The Imam agreed saying that in fact one of the squirrels had bitten a few people at the mosque. The Priest then spoke up and said they used to have the same issue but had solved it. He said they took all of their squirrels, Baptized them, confirmed them, and now they only come around on Christmas and Easter.
BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet
Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.
Killer Whales like classical music so much...
That they form Orcastras.
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Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt.
Well, that and s**....
People form Pittsburgh are called Pittsburgers. Do you know what people from Hamburg are called?
Germans
Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD
He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen.
Golf is like urinating in a public toilet
- Keep your back straight
- knees bent.
- Feet shoulder width apart.
- Form a loose Grip
- keep your head down
- avoid a quick backswing
- stay out of the water
- try not to hit anybody
- if you taking too long you should let others go ahead of you
- you shouldn't stand directly in front of others
- be quite when others are about to go
- keep strokes to a minimum
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Me and my wife decided to form a s**... pact...
Weird thing was that after she killed herself, I didn't feel like dying anymore.
2 Guys go Camping...
They both fall asleep in a tent. The first guy wakes up in the middle of the night, and wakes the second guy up.
Guy 1: "Hey, look up, what do you see?"
Guy 2: "I see stars"
Guy 1: "Yeah, and what do you think that means?"
Guy 2: "Well, considering how many stars I see, there is a good chance that somewhere out there in the world, there is some other life form for us to discover."
Guy 1: "No you idiot, it means someone stole our tent!"
What the difference between carbon and my ex?
She could form more than 4 bonds at the same time.
An engineer said: When I was young I decided to go to medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets
P N E I S
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are Engineers.
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My only form of income is donating blood
It's s**... the life out of me
If I was an element on the Periodic Table...
...I'd be a noble gas. I don't form bonds easily, if at all.
I am forming a mutual support-group for people who have been ripped-off by locksmiths.
My door is always open.
Two aliens are flying near earth
The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."
In USSR we had this joke
An old Jew is on his deathbed. With weak voice he asks to call for a partorg because before his death he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy partorg rushes to him with filled out membership form to sign and a ready Party membership card. As the Jew signs the form he carefully takes the membership card and presses it against his heart.
In a peaceful and happy voice he whispers: "Today one more communist will die"
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My school camp had to change s**... to gender on their form
Because too many people where putting down "yes please".
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What is s**...?
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's s**...?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
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They say one-liners are the lowest form of comedy
That's why I only tell my jokes to midgets
A group of monks have an encounter with the almighty while tending their flower garden.
The experience so transforms them that they decide to form a new order, with a monastery, dedicated to growing flowers as a form of worship. Two years into the venture they realize that they are running out of funds and decide to begin selling some of their flowers as a way to raise funds to support their ministry and their way of life. Unfortunately a sheep from a nearby farm wandered into the monastery and quickly consumed all of their prize flowers.
It turns out only a ewe can prevent florist friars.
Does anybody want to hang out and form a bond over our shared interests?
I'm asking for a friend.
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Abortion is
The most effective form of spawn camping
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Women are discussing their s**... life.
- My man is an architect. Our love life has form, vision and function, good plan as well.
- My man is an artist. Our love life has passion, imagination and improvisation.
- And my man is a programmer. He sits in bed and tells me how good it's going to be when it's ready.
Did you know that amputation is the most expensive form of surgery?
I hear it can cost you an arm and a leg.
I had a tough conversation with my parents
Dad: knock knock
Me: who's there?
Dad: water
Me: water who?
Dad: water you even doing with your life? I ask you this in the form of a joke because it seems this best relates to the course of your life thus far.
Why does 007 try to form so many relationships with women?
He was told to, "bond James, bond!"
Hey girl, are you a hot single from my area?
Because you look like you'll give me some form of virus
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My daughter asked me today:"Dad, What is s**...?"
I had feared this moment would come and didn't think it would come this soon but nevertheless I was prepared.
So I sat her down and explained it all. The birds and the bees, the different s**... orientations, all the positions and of course I had to mention all the STD's and the rules of safe s**....
When I finished she looked at me shocked and confused:
"So... which box should I check on this form? Male or Female?"
A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.
Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?
One student raises their hand,
The cheetah is faster dandelion.
Almost got fired today for filling out a requisition form in Spanish.
No one expected it.
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Did you hear that there's a table over there with a pile of free c**... one it?
You better get there quick. It looks like people are already starting to form a line
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a d**... club..." he tells the bartender.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a d**... club..." he tells the bartender. "What happened?" the bartender asks. "I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission."
We should not in any way, shape, or form make fun of female's time of the month
Period.
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They say that s**... is the best form of exercise
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every three months is going to shift this beer belly.
What's the highest form of flattery?
A plateau!
Ba dum tss
A farmer who knows a little bit of english wants his son to study at an english school.
One day he takes his son to a local english school for admission. A teacher gives him a form to fill in.He goes on filling the form and despite his bad english he manages to fill all the informations correctly. The last thing asked was to provide his son's
mother tongue. He fills with confidence "very long".
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Thor was viewing the earth, when he saw a beautiful milkmaid. He transformed to human form, descended to earth - and seduced her.
They made love for 3 days and 3 nights, then one morning Thor was stood with his back to her, shuttered sunlight streaming through his golden hair and across his massive frame - the very image of godlike perfection. And he spoke.
Darling, I must away from this place he turned round for dramatic effect, then thundered. FOR I, AM THOR!
She replied YOU'RE thor? I can barely thtand!
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Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any s**... with a Y chromosome.
It's called sonblock.
First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.
I formed a rock group called the elastics, things aren't going so well so far though,
We have one song and it's band.
My psychiatrist wrote on my evaluation form that I have ocd.
I had to correct it to OCD.
A man walks into an Indian restaurant.
The waiter asks, have you ever ordered here before?
The man replies, No, I haven't.
The waiter continues, We're a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form, and he hands a piece of paper to the man.
The man squints at the paper and reads the single sentence, We have naan at this restaurant. The man looked up, puzzled, and asked why he needed to sign this worthless statement.
The waiter replied, impatiently, Just sign the naan disclosure agreement and we can move on.
I formed a support group for people who suffer from Agoraphobia.
Unfortunately it didn't work out. Everyone wanted to have it at their place.
A man lost at sea is found on an island 20 years later.
The sailors that find him are surprised to see three large buildings on the island. They ask the man why he built the buildings. "This first building is my house" he says. "I was able to set up a crude aqueduct to create some form of indoor plumbing". The sailors are impressed and ask about the second building. "This second building is my church" he says "I am a Christian and my faith is very important to me". The sailors nod in understanding and ask about the third building. "Oh, that one" the man says. "That's the church I USED to go to".
