Forks Jokes
41 forks jokes and hilarious forks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about forks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some comedic relief? Check out this hilarious collection of jokes about forks, knives, napkins, Witherspoon, and chopsticks. Whether you need a pick-me-up to make it through the day or some entertainment for a party, these jokes are sure to have you in stitches.
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Funniest Forks Short Jokes
Short forks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forks humour may include short knife fork jokes also.
- Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland ... and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home. - "Mom, before I was born did you want a boy or a girl?" "I wanted to pickup a fork that fell on the kitchen floor..."
- My wife made me dinner the other day. She got offended when I put down my knife and fork and said, "This dinner is disgusting" then my wife said, "Well, boil your own toast next time then"
- I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family.
- Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, *Use the forks, Luke.*
- What did Obi-wan say to Luke when he saw him struggling with the chopsticks? Use the fork, Luke.
- Why was Louie Anderson clutching a fork when he died? He heard they have Meat Loaf in heaven.
- Dear Fork, Dear Fork,
I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
Sincerely,
Spoon - Two eggs are on the counter, they see a fork. One of them turns to the other and asks "what's that?" The second egg says "beats me".
- Scientists have determined that 39% of couples, suffer pain after eating this one food. Wedding Cake.
Put-the-fork-down and walk away...
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Forks One Liners
Which forks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forks? I can suggest the ones about fork and knife and used fork.
- I grew up so poor... That I had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
- What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? *"Use the forks, Luke."*
- Put a fork into an outlet. What happens next will shock you.
- How do cannibals pick up women? With a fork
- I'm so poor that I'm eating cereal with a fork to save on milk
- Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
- Life is a soup And i am a fork
- Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it.
- What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!
- Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant. No forks were given.
- I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain.
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner? Use the forks, Luke.
- Once a man named his cats Spoon, Fork and Knife They were his Catlery
- I reported a hazard on the highway the other day. There was a fork in the road
- My wife is very insistent on spooning in bed? But forking is apparently off the table
Forks And Knives Jokes
Here is a list of funny forks and knives jokes and even better forks and knives puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I lost some forks and knives... Silverwhere'd you go?
- I hear Bernie has his own personal knives and forks... They're called cucklery
Delightful Fun Forks Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about forks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fork and spoon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make forks pranks.
One day, Obi-Wan and Luke visit a Chinese restaurant...
Obi-Wan is eating normally, but Luke is having so much trouble with the chopsticks he's spilling the food all over the table.
Eventually, Obi-Wan becomes angry and says, "Use the forks, Luke!"
Went to the doctors today and I complained, "There seems to ge a few spoons and forks stuck in my t**...."
He said, "It's not serious, you just need to have utensils taken out."
Went to the doctor today and rasped, "There seems to be a few spoons and forks stuck in my t**...." He chuckled, "It's not that serious but..."
"You'll need to have utensils taken out."
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face.
After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".
A fork and a knife's conversation
Knife: forks are basically useless.
Fork: why? What will people eat with?
Knife:with their hands.
Fork: you've got a point
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant.
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her while reciting the alphabet backwards
My friend just told me he's got these little lightsaber chopsticks he uses when he eats ramen.
I told him he should use the forks.
A man kills a deer...
A man kills a deer and brings it home for dinner but tells the wife not to tell the children what type of meat they will be eating. Later as they're enjoying their meal the father asks his children if they know what type of meat they'd been enjoying. With puzzled looks on their faces he adds, 'It's what mommy calls daddy'.
The oldest grabs the forks of his younger siblings and exclaims, 'Don't eat that, its an a**...!!'
What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?
Use the forks Luke.
Which forks work at the radio station?
Tuning Forks.
They don't make forks like they used to.
Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.
When you eat at an asian restaurant and and you can't eat with chopsticks so you're bringing your own cutlery cause
no forks given.
I'm starting to think i'm immortal...
I keep putting plastic forks into the electrical outlet and nothing happens :(
I like to tease my friend Luke
One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".
I was going to donate my silverware to Goodwill today, but the wife already gave them to a friend.
I have no more forks left to give.
Once in a restaurant
I once worked in a restaurant where sith lord slaughtered all the customers with two pieces of cutlery.
He used the forks.
What is the attitude of rude waiters at Chinese restaurants?
"We have no Forks to give around here."
How do you confuse a Pastor
Paint yourself green and throw forks at him
