The Best 30 Forks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Forks jokes. There are some forks stab jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these forks handlebars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Forks Jokes and Puns

An Indian said can eat

An Indian told me that using hands to eat is so much more convenient than knife and forks. Knife and forks impose so much restriction when eating and there is NOTHING that he can't eat with his hands, even soup!

I took him to hot pot.

What's red and silver and bumps in to wall.

A baby with forks in it's eyes

I spilled a whole case of forks today.....

...you could say I forked up real bad

Forks joke, I spilled a whole case of forks today.....

I spilled a few forks on the ground today while at a restaurant....

you could say I forked up real bad.

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant.

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke.


Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

They don't make forks like they used to.

Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.

Forks joke, They don't make forks like they used to.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

I lost some forks and knives...

Silverwhere'd you go?

A fork and a knife's conversation

Knife: forks are basically useless.

Fork: why? What will people eat with?

Knife:with their hands.

Fork: you've got a point

A student walks into a cafeteria

"I would have two sausages please"

"You're rich today, aren't you?"

"... and ten forks, please"

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Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant.

No forks were given.

One day, Obi-Wan and Luke visit a Chinese restaurant...

Obi-Wan is eating normally, but Luke is having so much trouble with the chopsticks he's spilling the food all over the table.

Eventually, Obi-Wan becomes angry and says, "Use the forks, Luke!"

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her while reciting the alphabet backwards

How do you confuse a Pastor

Paint yourself green and throw forks at him

What is the attitude of rude waiters at Chinese restaurants?

"We have no Forks to give around here."

Forks joke, What is the attitude of rude waiters at Chinese restaurants?

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?

Use the forks, Luke.

Once in a restaurant

I once worked in a restaurant where sith lord slaughtered all the customers with two pieces of cutlery.

He used the forks.

I like to tease my friend Luke

One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".


A man kills a deer...

A man kills a deer and brings it home for dinner but tells the wife not to tell the children what type of meat they will be eating. Later as they're enjoying their meal the father asks his children if they know what type of meat they'd been enjoying. With puzzled looks on their faces he adds, 'It's what mommy calls daddy'.
The oldest grabs the forks of his younger siblings and exclaims, 'Don't eat that, its an asshole!!'

I'm starting to think i'm immortal...

I keep putting plastic forks into the electrical outlet and nothing happens :(

When you eat at an asian restaurant and and you can't eat with chopsticks so you're bringing your own cutlery cause

no forks given.

I my (blonde) sister this joke: "How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

She responded, "I don't get it."

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant

Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, *Use the forks, Luke.*

I was going to donate my silverware to Goodwill today, but the wife already gave them to a friend.

I have no more forks left to give.

Went to the doctors today and I complained, "There seems to ge a few spoons and forks stuck in my throat."

He said, "It's not serious, you just need to have utensils taken out."

Went to the doctor today and rasped, "There seems to be a few spoons and forks stuck in my throat." He chuckled, "It's not that serious but..."

"You'll need to have utensils taken out."

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. ​

After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".

What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?

*"Use the forks, Luke."*

My friend just told me he's got these little lightsaber chopsticks he uses when he eats ramen.

I told him he should use the forks.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the forks wither jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working forks used fork piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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