Following is our collection of funniest Forks jokes. There are some forks stab jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these forks handlebars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
An Indian told me that using hands to eat is so much more convenient than knife and forks. Knife and forks impose so much restriction when eating and there is NOTHING that he can't eat with his hands, even soup!
I took him to hot pot.
A baby with forks in it's eyes
...you could say I forked up real bad
you could say I forked up real bad.
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.
Use the forks Luke.
Silverwhere'd you go?
Knife: forks are basically useless.
Fork: why? What will people eat with?
Knife:with their hands.
Fork: you've got a point
"I would have two sausages please"
"You're rich today, aren't you?"
"... and ten forks, please"
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No forks were given.
Obi-Wan is eating normally, but Luke is having so much trouble with the chopsticks he's spilling the food all over the table.
Eventually, Obi-Wan becomes angry and says, "Use the forks, Luke!"
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her while reciting the alphabet backwards
Paint yourself green and throw forks at him
"We have no Forks to give around here."
Use the forks, Luke.
I once worked in a restaurant where sith lord slaughtered all the customers with two pieces of cutlery.
He used the forks.
One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".
A man kills a deer and brings it home for dinner but tells the wife not to tell the children what type of meat they will be eating. Later as they're enjoying their meal the father asks his children if they know what type of meat they'd been enjoying. With puzzled looks on their faces he adds, 'It's what mommy calls daddy'.
The oldest grabs the forks of his younger siblings and exclaims, 'Don't eat that, its an asshole!!'
I keep putting plastic forks into the electrical outlet and nothing happens :(
no forks given.
She responded, "I don't get it."
Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, *Use the forks, Luke.*
I have no more forks left to give.
He said, "It's not serious, you just need to have utensils taken out."
"You'll need to have utensils taken out."
After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".
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