Forklift Jokes
19 forklift jokes and hilarious forklift puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about forklift that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Forklift drivers are known for their love of jokes and puns. Here are some of the best forklift jokes to make your day.
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Funniest Forklift Short Jokes
Short forklift jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forklift humour may include short crane jokes also.
- What do a girlfriend and a forklift have in common ? If you don't have one, you have to unload by hand
- Why is the forklift operator at the distillery you own always so nice to you? Because it's his job to lift your spirits.
- I think I'm one of those Transformers. Whenever I eat dinner my hand turns into a forklift.
- Why did the new guy put cows on a forklift? Because his supervisor told him they are raising the stakes
- I had a hilarious joke about how a forklift implies the existence of a spoonlift. Then I realized that's just a catapult.
- A 450lb man just hit on me... I tried to let him down as gently as possible...
But I'm no forklift. - My wife said I can't possibly raise a child at the Warehouse. Don't know what she means, my forklift works fine.
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Forklift One Liners
Which forklift one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forklift? I can suggest the ones about knife fork and lorry.
- What do you call a lawyer who is forklift certified? A shyster on a Hyster!
- What is the best way to raise a baby elephant? A forklift.
- What's a forklift? Food, usually...
- My dad met a group of forklift operators today He said they were very uplifting
- What do you call something that can't be forklifted? Unpalletable
- What's an obese person's favorite workout? ^forklifts ¨̮
- What do you call a forklift that hauls pigs? A porklift!
- What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift? A palette.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Forklift Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about forklift you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pickup truck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make forklift pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A trucker drives through some industrial estate,
He stops near a warehouse and ten minutes later a p**... approaches nearby.
"50 and I'll do anything, love."
The trucker stares at her up and down.
"deal, grab the forklift and start unloading the truck."
Job Security
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse.
One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.
Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold 10 percent of Joe's wages to pay for the repairs.
"How much will it cost?" asked Joe.
"About $5,500," said the owner.
"What a relief!" exclaimed Joe. "I've finally got job security!"
I was watching some construction workers today
outside my office building. They were laying down a bunch of grass.
I saw a forklift come in carrying rolls of grass, when all of a sudden a huge bulldozer came out of nowhere and crashed full speed into the forklift. Both the driver of the forklift and the grass went flying...
It was quite the horrific sight indeed...all I could think was, "Poor sod..."
Entry level position available!
3 years forklift experience required
5 years general labour required
Class 5 drivers license required
2 years kitchen experience required
4 years retail services required
2 years hospitality services required
4 years janitorial services required
3 years business degree preferred
5 years relevant experience required
$11 an hour to start(with 20¢ raise for every year of employment)
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That's it. The joke is the current hiring system of the world.
