Fork Jokes

Funniest Fork Short Jokes

Short fork jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fork humour may include short knife jokes also.

1. "Mom, before I was born did you want a boy or a girl?" "I wanted to pickup a fork that fell on the kitchen floor..."
2. My wife made me dinner the other day. She got offended when I put down my knife and fork and said, "This dinner is disgusting" then my wife said, "Well, boil your own toast next time then"
3. I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family.
4. Why was Louie Anderson clutching a fork when he died? He heard they have Meat Loaf in heaven.
5. Dear Fork, Dear Fork,
   I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
   Sincerely,
   Spoon
6. Two eggs are on the counter, they see a fork. One of them turns to the other and asks "what's that?" The second egg says "beats me".
7. Scientists have determined that 39% of couples, suffer pain after eating this one food. Wedding Cake.
   Put-the-fork-down and walk away...
8. A recent survey found only 20% of parents were eating dinner with their children... ...the other 80% were using a knife and fork.
9. I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons.
   She did not find it humorous
10. My wife got really mad at me earlier when I tried to force feed our young son... "Just use the fork!" she said. "You're not a Jedi!"

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Fork One Liners

Which fork one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fork? I can suggest the ones about shaft and trap.

1. I grew up so poor... That I had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
2. Put a fork into an outlet. What happens next will shock you.
3. How do cannibals pick up women? With a fork
4. I'm so poor that I'm eating cereal with a fork to save on milk
5. Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
6. Life is a soup And i am a fork
7. Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it.
8. What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!
9. Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant. No forks were given.
10. I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain.
11. Once a man named his cats Spoon, Fork and Knife They were his Catlery
12. I reported a hazard on the highway the other day. There was a fork in the road
13. My wife is very insistent on spooning in bed? But forking is apparently off the table
14. What do you call an ongoing fork prong? Constantine
15. What do you call a fork with 3 prongs? A threek

Fork And Spoon Jokes

Here is a list of funny fork and spoon jokes and even better fork and spoon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two utensils are laying in bed... One turns to the other and says "wanna spoon?"
  The other replied, "no, I'd rather fork."
• What does a spoon hate to see when driving? A fork in the road
• Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them.
• Spooning leads to forking But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed.
• Utensils Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear that Joe got knifed the other day?"
  Guy 2: "That's forked up!"
  Guy 1: *glares at Guy 2*
  Guy 2: "What? Too spoon?*
• I like to tease my friend Luke One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".
• what do you say when you're out of spoons? fork it.
• Why do they call it spooning? Because it's the opposite of forking
• Why did the apple eat itself with a fork? Because it didn't have a spoon!
  (Courtesy of my three year old daughter.)
• Spooning... leads to forking

Used Fork Jokes

Here is a list of funny used fork jokes and even better used fork puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was watching my friend Luke trying to eat with chopsticks After watching struggle for a while, I told him
  Use the fork, Luke.
• My friend just told me he's got these little lightsaber chopsticks he uses when he eats ramen. I told him he should use the forks.
• They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.
• What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...? A fork
• Once in a restaurant I once worked in a restaurant where sith lord slaughtered all the customers with two pieces of cutlery.
  He used the forks.
• I had to use a fork to grate some ginger today... I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.
• I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant but I used a fork. I guess you could say I made a pho-pas.
• Why is it harder to load a truck full of bricks than it is to load it full of dead babies? You can't use a pitch fork to load the bricks.
• How did Carrie Fisher eat her last meal? She used the forks.
• What's red, white, and full of holes? Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Knife Fork Jokes

Here is a list of funny knife fork jokes and even better knife fork puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A fork and a knife's conversation Knife: forks are basically useless.
  Fork: why? What will people eat with?
  Knife:with their hands.
  Fork: you've got a point
• What did the spoon say to the knife. It's knife to meet you. You wanna fork.
  The knife then says, I can't there's to much on my plate.
• Why didn't the fork and spoon want to hang out with the butter knife? He was just too dull.
• What do you call an aggressive knife and fork? Cutlairy.
• Wanna fork? Not to-knife, but as spoon as I feel better.
• Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
• What do you call the trendy game kids are playing with their silverware? Fork-Knife
• I heard the fork was having an affair with the knife... Or is it too spoon to bring that up?
• Why are you eating the soup with the knife? Because the fork leaks.
• What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!

Tuning Fork Jokes

Here is a list of funny tuning fork jokes and even better tuning fork puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What happens if you slap a tuning fork? It hertz
• You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork
• Which forks work at the radio station? Tuning Forks.
• At a choral concert... ...you may see a choir director with a pitch pipe or a tuning fork, but you'll rarely see one with a pitch fork.

Uproarious Fork Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about fork you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean forge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fork pranks.