Fork Jokes

• Short Fork Jokes
• Fork One Liners
• Fork And Spoon Jokes
• Used Fork Jokes
• Fork And Knife Jokes
• Knife Fork Jokes
• Tuning Fork Jokes
• More Fork Jokes

Funniest Fork Short Jokes

Short fork jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fork humour may include short knife jokes also.

1. Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland ... and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
   So they went home.
2. "Mom, before I was born did you want a boy or a girl?" "I wanted to pickup a fork that fell on the kitchen floor..."
3. My wife made me dinner the other day. She got offended when I put down my knife and fork and said, "This dinner is disgusting" then my wife said, "Well, boil your own toast next time then"
4. I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family.
5. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, *Use the forks, Luke.*
6. What did Obi-wan say to Luke when he saw him struggling with the chopsticks? Use the fork, Luke.
7. Why was Louie Anderson clutching a fork when he died? He heard they have Meat Loaf in heaven.
8. Dear Fork, Dear Fork,
   I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
   Sincerely,
   Spoon
9. Two eggs are on the counter, they see a fork. One of them turns to the other and asks "what's that?" The second egg says "beats me".
10. Scientists have determined that 39% of couples, suffer pain after eating this one food. Wedding Cake.
    Put-the-fork-down and walk away...

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Fork One Liners

Which fork one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fork? I can suggest the ones about shaft and trap.

1. I grew up so poor... That I had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
2. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? *"Use the forks, Luke."*
3. Put a fork into an outlet. What happens next will shock you.
4. How do cannibals pick up women? With a fork
5. I'm so poor that I'm eating cereal with a fork to save on milk
6. Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
7. Life is a soup And i am a fork
8. Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it.
9. What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!
10. Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant. No forks were given.
11. I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain.
12. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner? Use the forks, Luke.
13. Once a man named his cats Spoon, Fork and Knife They were his Catlery
14. I reported a hazard on the highway the other day. There was a fork in the road
15. My wife is very insistent on spooning in bed? But forking is apparently off the table

Fork And Spoon Jokes

Here is a list of funny fork and spoon jokes and even better fork and spoon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons.
  She did not find it humorous
• Two utensils are laying in bed... One turns to the other and says "wanna spoon?"
  The other replied, "no, I'd rather fork."
• What does a spoon hate to see when driving? A fork in the road
• When do people like spooning? After they are finished forking
• Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them.
• Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork? Cos there is no spoon
• Spooning leads to forking But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed.
• Utensils Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear that Joe got knifed the other day?"
  Guy 2: "That's forked up!"
  Guy 1: *glares at Guy 2*
  Guy 2: "What? Too spoon?*
• I like to tease my friend Luke One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".
• what do you say when you're out of spoons? fork it.

Used Fork Jokes

Here is a list of funny used fork jokes and even better used fork puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A recent survey found only 20% of parents were eating dinner with their children... ...the other 80% were using a knife and fork.
• My wife got really mad at me earlier when I tried to force feed our young son... "Just use the fork!" she said. "You're not a Jedi!"
• What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles? Use the fork Luke!
• I was watching my friend Luke trying to eat with chopsticks After watching struggle for a while, I told him
  Use the fork, Luke.
• My friend just told me he's got these little lightsaber chopsticks he uses when he eats ramen. I told him he should use the forks.
• What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? Use the fork, Luke
• What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners? Use the forks Luke.
• They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.
• My friend Luke can't use chopsticks Every time I see him try, I tell him
  "Use the fork, Luke."
• What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...? A fork

Fork And Knife Jokes

Here is a list of funny fork and knife jokes and even better fork and knife puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A fork and a knife's conversation Knife: forks are basically useless.
  Fork: why? What will people eat with?
  Knife:with their hands.
  Fork: you've got a point
• What did the spoon say to the knife. It's knife to meet you. You wanna fork.
  The knife then says, I can't there's to much on my plate.
• Why didn't the fork and spoon want to hang out with the butter knife? He was just too dull.
• How to cannibals eat their meals? With a fork and knife, like everyone else.
  What kind of monsters do you think they are?
• What do you call an aggressive knife and fork? Cutlairy.
• Wanna fork? Not to-knife, but as spoon as I feel better.
• Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
• What do you call the trendy game kids are playing with their silverware? Fork-Knife
• I heard the fork was having an affair with the knife... Or is it too spoon to bring that up?
• Why are you eating the soup with the knife? Because the fork leaks.

Knife Fork Jokes

Here is a list of funny knife fork jokes and even better knife fork puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!
• If Spooning leads to Forking, what does Knifing lead to? Abortions.
• Dinner is a lot like r**... You have the choice between a fork and a spoon or a knife

Tuning Fork Jokes

Here is a list of funny tuning fork jokes and even better tuning fork puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What happens if you slap a tuning fork? It hertz
• You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork
• Which forks work at the radio station? Tuning Forks.
• At a choral concert... ...you may see a choir director with a pitch pipe or a tuning fork, but you'll rarely see one with a pitch fork.

Uproarious Fork Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about fork you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean forge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fork pranks.