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108 forgotten jokes and hilarious forgotten puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about forgotten that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover and remeber the forgotten jokes of a bygone era. From an Ireland of past anniversaries to the Forgotten Realms of invites, re-live the hilarity that once reverberated through these occasions. Don't let the laughter fade away, and revive these forgotten jokes today.

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Funniest Forgotten Short Jokes

Short forgotten jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forgotten humour may include short forgetful jokes also.

  1. Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50 Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes.
    Riceless.
  2. Chinese takeout $20.00.. Gas to pick it up $10.00.. Getting home and realising they have forgotten one of your containers..
    Riceless
  3. Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government? Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
  4. "Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten", asked my son "Internet explorer.", I replied.
  5. I showed up to run a marathon, but realized that I had forgotten my water bottle. I decided to run anyway... ... I finished in 3^st
  6. Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids...
    ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten.
  7. Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
  8. Ah yes, I forgot it! Sometimes I experience both amnesia and dejà vu at the same time, and I'm like:"Yep, I've forgotten this before ".
  9. After divorcing from my ten year marriage, I started dating again and was soon using muscles I'd forgotten I had. Mainly when I smiled.
  10. Did you know cucumbers improve your memory? My uncle put one in me when I was a kid and I still haven't forgotten.

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Forgotten One Liners

Which forgotten one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forgotten? I can suggest the ones about forgetful memory and abandoned.

  1. Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine.
  2. I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time I think I've forgotten this before
  3. Ever forgotten a password? Just call your local NSA agent and ask!
  4. Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?
  5. Child, I’ve forgotten more than you ever knew.
  6. I had forgotten what I did with my boomerang But it's coming back to me now
  7. What's the fastest way to retrieve forgotten password? @CIACustomerService
  8. I had forgotten how to throw a boomerang but then it came back to me
  9. Who was Rudolph's often snubbed, always forgotten brother? Olof the other reindeer...
  10. The fish's guitar sounded terrible. He must've forgotten his tuna.
  11. What's two words and forgotten by many? The game
  12. me: resetting forgotten password *red box* : you can't use the old password
  13. HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN HOW TO ABBREVIATE MAINE... ...OR IS IT JUST ME?
  14. What do you call a coffee that's been forgotten? An Affogato.
  15. Ahh Christmas - when you want your past forgotten ... but your presents remembered.

Forgotten joke, Ahh Christmas - when you want your past forgotten ...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about forgotten can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of forgotten puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Forgotten Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about forgotten you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean forgiven jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make forgotten prank.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember.

..You can always change your birthday on facebook!

So, I ate a memory foam mattress again

I had forgotten how much better they taste than traditional mattresses.

A man and a boy walked into a barbershop together.

After the man got his haircut, he sat the boy in the barber's chair and said, "I'm just going to run around the corner to grab a paper." When the boy's haircut was donw, the man still hadn't returned. The barber said, "It looks like your dad's forgotten about you." "Oh, that wasn't my dad," the boy said, "He just walked up to me on the street, took my hand and said, "Come on, we're going to get a free haircut.""

Don't forget capital letters...

In the world of high-tech gadgetry, more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle j**... a horse, and helping your uncle j**... a horse."

Two old men

Fred and Bob were sitting in an old people's home.
"Fred," says Bob, "Do you remember those pills they gave us back in the war to stop us being interested in girls?"
"Oh yes," chuckles Fred, "I'd forgotten about them. Never did much good, did they!"
"Well, I don't know," replies Bob. "I was just thinking that they might be starting to work."

A priest was going to meet a parishioner for lunch

As he was getting ready to leave, he noticed he had forgotten to put on his white priest's collar. He looked and looked, but alas, couldn't find one. He asked another priest, "Do you have a collar I can borrow? One of the parishioners asked me if I could meet up for lunch to discuss some problems."
The other priest says, "Sure, no problem. Happens to everyone - a lay date and a collar short."

Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine?

He had forgotten to take them.

My coffee wasn't strong enough.

So, yesterday instead of using water, I brewed with Red Bull. I got halfway to work before I realised I'd forgotten my car.

An English professor's wife leaves town for a few days.

Having forgotten something, she returns to find him in bed with another woman.
'Oh, my God!' She exclaims.
'I'm surprised.'
The professor tells her: 'Not quite darling...we are surprised. You are shocked.'

History has forgotten the name of the man that invented the "Lazy Susan",

but it conveniently still remembers the name of his ex-wife.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as
gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.

From an English Professor.

"In the world of hi-tech gadgetry , I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the practice of using capital letters.
The use of capitals , known as capitalization , is the difference between helping your Uncle j**... a horse, and helping your uncle j**... a horse.
Is everybody clear on that ?"

Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today...

I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck.

Chinese Takeaway

Chinese Takeaway - £24
Petrol To pick it up - £2
Getting home and realizing the t**... have forgotten one of your containers.
Riceless

In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten.

Someone needs to kill them too.

I haven't had s**... since 1956!

A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman, the general stood tall and said "1956 ma'am." The woman, taken back by this answer said "1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered away to a private room. The woman began to s**... and the two made passionate love for an hour. The woman cuddled up to the army general afterward and said "well, you sure haven't forgotten any thing since 1956...". The general looked at her confused and said "well I sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!"
Shout out to u/mister_damage

How To Translate Work Emails

I have a question. = I have 18 questions.
I'll look into it. = I've already forgotten about it.
I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.
Happy to discuss further. = Don't ask me about this again.
No worries. = You really messed up this time.
Take care. = This is the last you'll ever hear from me.
Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!

Honest Husband

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

Last time i had s**... was just like the time a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs...

it happened so long ago ive forgotten the details.

A conversation between a forgetful mathematician and a blonde

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"
Blonde: Ah???
Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.
Blonde: Oh...
Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

I once tried looking for images of Gary Oldman on Google

I had quite a shock when I realised I had forgotten the 'r' in Gary

An officer asked me "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

So I replied, "What, have you already forgotten?"
Looking back it probably wasn't a good answer

I'm so happy that 20th of April has so much attention!

Otherwise we would have forgotten h**...'s birthday! It's so nice of us to celebrate it.

Bob had forgotten his wedding anniversary and was in trouble.

His wife was really angry.
She told him, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday

Getting some tacos from the drive thru $12... gas to pick it up... $5.00

Getting home and realizing they have forgotten the hot sauce...
Spiceless

Why do they call it p**...?

Because the name "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
My buddy told me this back in 2002 and I've never forgotten this one.

Religious people get mad about abortions because they think it's killing babies.

They must've forgotten what passover was about.

A lawyer walks into a courtroom without a shirt

Lawyer: "Can we please postpone this trial?"
Judge: "Of course, how can we start the trial when you've forgotten your lawsuit!"

A man visits his 70th class reunion

He drinks a fair amount there and then asks for his crush from high school's hand in marriage. She accepts and then they drink some more. The next morning the man remembers that he had asked the woman to marry him but not her response, so he calls her up and asks if she said yes. She replies, "Of course I said yes. Thank goodness you called me though." The man, puzzled asks why. She replies "I had forgotten to whom I had said yes to."

I like my women how I like my coffee...

...not forgotten about on top of my car and falling off the roof when i drive away

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski had his house broken into according to police report.

The investigator on the case told the media that he must have forgotten his Rob Gronkhousekey.

A lot of people think Sigmund Frued is a hack.

And yes, some of his theories were proven wrong but the work he did made the field of psychology so famous he should never be forgotten. They just go hand in hand, you cant have one without the mother,

A little girl asks her grandfather why he always calls grandma "sweetie", "honey", and the like

Grandpa says "well it's because I've forgotten her name for a few years now and I'm scared to ask".

Deep from the vaults of St. Giles

Came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the Vicar, Good Gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles!? .

My wife asked if I had paid the Water and Electric bills.

Of course, I had forgotten to, but not wanting to lie or admit fault, I just told her that they were both current.

The ancient Romans would be saddened to know how many of their advances we'd forgotten. Aquaducts, fast food, underfloor heating...

But hey, it's all water over the bridge.

Courtesy of a child at work

(My responses are in the brackets)
Will you remember me in a hour? (Yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (Yes)
Will you remember me in a week? (Yes)
Will you remember me in a month? (Yes)
Will you remember me in a year? (Yes)
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
You've forgotten me already!

This man goes to the doctor and the doctor said;

You seem to have forgotten everything you know about 80s music
The man in a state of panic asks; oh no, what is the cure
The doctor said; oh my god it's worse than I thought

A vegan was flying to Germany and discovered the airline had forgotten his special meal. He had no choice but to eat the only meal available: sausage and cheese.

It was a Wurst-Käse scenario.

Haircut

A man and a little boy go into the barber's.
The man has his hair done and then sits the little lad in the chair.
"Now wait here when your finished, I'm just off to do some shopping." says the man and leaves without paying.
Two hours later, the boy's still waiting, when the barber says, "I think your dad's forgotten you".
The little fella says, "He's not my dad, we just met outside and he asked me if I wanted a free haircut".

An often-forgotten but great benefit to using Malaysia Airlines is that you never have to shower before boarding

They always let you wash up on shore later

As I regained consciousness in the hospital from last night's car c**...

the doctors were trying to convince me I'm actually a Swedish guy who has forgotten his identity... But I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.

How come everyone's forgotten about internet explorer?

Because chrome takes up your memory.

One day the commissar was inspecting a potato farm in the Soviet Union and asked the farmer how his yields were.

The farmer said Oh commissar, the potatoes are so bountiful that together they can reach the foot of God. The commissar stopped and said Have you forgotten your communist teachings!? There is no God! To which the farmer said Exactly, that's why there's no potatoes.

A man was invited for dinner at a friends house.

Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "Thats really nice after all of these years youve been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

What's the capital of Thailand?

Ah f**... I've forgotten

This morning I acidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I got half way to work before I realized I had forgotten my car.

This is some very old university graffitti that's probably forgotten by now, so I'm posting it

Descartes: to be is to do
Nietzsche: to do is to be
Sinatra: do be do be do

I got a call from the doctor saying my buddy nearly overdosed on his homeopathic medicine.

Turns out he had forgotten to take it.
*Alternate punchline:* His family and several witnesses later disputed this, arguing the actual problem was him nearly drowning.

Two old ladies go out for a coffee

Two old ladies who have been friends for a very long time go out for a cup of coffee.
One says to the other,
"I know we've been friends for a long time, but I'm pretty old now, you know how it is, and it so happens that I've forgotten what you're called. Could you remind me what your name was?"
The other lady silently kept stirring her coffee and after a brief pause said,
"Is this urgent?"

An old man was asked What's your secret that, even after 60 years of marriage, you still manage to call your wife my love, honey, sweetheart?

He said Well, I've forgotten her name long ago and I'm embarrassed to ask

I called my dad from the shop saying I'd forgotten what orange juice he asked for.

Concentrate he said, but I still couldn't remember!

I haven't had s**... since 1956

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied "1956, ma'am." The woman, in disbelief said "1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better." The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956..." The general looked at her, confused, and replied "I sure hope not, it's only 2130 now."

What do you call a forgotten h**...?

An afterthot.

Monster under the bed

Jim hears his son call his name, so he walks in his sons room. Jim's son, Howard says with a tremble in his voice, "Dad, there's a monster under my bed." Jim unconvinced walks to his son's bed and looks underneath. There he sees his son crying and startled as he whispers, "Dad, there's a monster sleeping in my bed." Jim falls backwards from the shock and comes to a sence of relief when he realised that he had forgotten that he had twins.

A priest is buying a used lawnwoer

\*lawnmower
He inspects it and asks owner how does it start. "Very simple, you pull the cord and if it doesn't start right away keep pulling and start swearing." The priest is shocked. "I'm a man of the cloth. I may have sworn when I was younger but by now I've forgotten how." "Oh don't worry" says the seller "after couple of pulls it will come back to you."

It's sad that the villains of history are remembered but the heroes are forgotten...

Everyone knows about h**..., but nobody knows about the valiant man that killed him.

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together

After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."
"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

An old man was sitting on a bench in the park and crying his heart out

A passing cop stopped and asked, what happened?
Old man: I have a beautiful young wife. Every evening she cooks the most delicious meals and serves it in candle light and then we have a romantic night.
Cop: So, why are you crying?
Old man: Because, I have forgotten where I live.

You know, the saddest thing about Dwayne Johnson's success as a movie actor is how he's completely forgotten his brothers who got him there.

Paper and Scissors.

A man an a boy walk into a barbershop

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade" he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes". When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you". "That wasn't my daddy" said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

As I regained consciousness from last nights car c**....

The Doctors were trying to convince me that
I'm actually a Swedish bloke who has forgotten his identity...
But I am having none of it. I wasn't Bjorn yesterday!

Forgotten joke, As I regained consciousness from last nights car c**....

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