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I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500.

I am LIVID.

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I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today

That's 7 years in a row now

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I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.

That's seven years in a row now.

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I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today

That's six years in a row now

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I forgot how my boomerang worked so I just threw it

And then it hit me...

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Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today

Guess I should've prepared whey in advance

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I forgot who Rihanna's boyfriend was

But then it hit me

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I never forgot the last words grampa said to me

"Stop shaking the ladder you stupid cunt!"

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I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet this morning.

We have 368 tiles.

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I forgot my adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it's a Ford Focus

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I forgot to pay the bill for my exorsist

Now I've been re-possessed.

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I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today.

We have 245 tiles.

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I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning.

That's 7 years in a row now.

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I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year- old boy this morning...

As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, "You are an irresponsible father!"

I said, "Who the fuck was that? Stop the car, son."

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I think I forgot my gmail password.

Yo CIA could you DM it to me?

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I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning

As we were leaving the parking lot, somebody shouted, "You are an irresponsible father!"

I said, "Who the fuck was that? Stop the car, son."

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I forgot to buy baking paper

Looks like my cooking will be foiled again...

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Ever forgotten a password?

Just call your local NSA agent and ask!

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I forgot to go to the gym today

That makes it 8 years in a row.

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Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts...

When will I ever learn?

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I forgot to bring the drinks to my senior prom. But hey, look at the bright side.

No punch line.

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I forgot what direction I threw my boomerang.

Then it hit me.

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I forgot who Rihanna used to date...

...but then it hit me.

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I forgot how to wite 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numerals.

I M LI VI D

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The Forgotten Pick-Up Line

A man walks up to an attractive woman at a bar and begins to tell her a story.

"The other day, I was walking through the park, when something unexpected bumped against my shoe," he says.

The girl is intrigued. "Well, what was it?" she asks.

"It was a magic lamp," the man says. "I rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said, 'I'll grant you one wish, but this isn't like Aladdin. You don't get to choose your wish. I'll give you two options, and you have to pick one.'"

"What were the choices?"

"The genie said I could have either a flawless memory, or a giant dick."

The girl thinks for a moment. "Wow. Which did you pick?"

"I don't remember."

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I forgot where i threw my boomerang.

No, wait, it's coming back to me.

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I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning.

That's 5 years in a row now.

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I forgot to pay my colonoscopy bill.

Now I'm in arrears.

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I forgot a bag of groceries in my taxi.

It's been driving me bananas.

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I forgot how to write "1, 1000, 51 5 1 500" in Roman numerals.

I M LIVID!

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I had forgotten how to throw a boomerang

but then it came back to me

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I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach....

...boy was my face red.

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Forgot to read the instructions on my new eyeliner

Guess I'll have to make it up

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Ed forgot his wedding anniversary

His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a medium-sized gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

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I forgot to pack a fork with my lunch today.

It was a pointless lunch.

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