Forgetting Birthday Jokes
29 forgetting birthday jokes and hilarious forgetting birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about forgetting birthday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Forgetting Birthday Short Jokes
Short forgetting birthday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forgetting birthday humour may include short forgetful memory jokes also.
- birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present... I didn't get you one.
- Buddhist birthday wishes Forget the past, you cannot change it.
Forget the future, you cannot know it.
Forget the present, I didn't bring you one. - I asked my cousin how he feels about his birthday being 9/11... He said it's great because everyone remembers it's his birthday.
They "never forget" - My kid just told us this joke during dinner.. Kid: Hmmmm.. not sure if this is sexist but.. how do you remember your wife's birthday?
By forgetting it once. - Hey I didn't receive any presents for my birthday! How could you forget about my presence?
- Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
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Forgetting Birthday One Liners
Which forgetting birthday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forgetting birthday? I can suggest the ones about forgetful and friend birthday.
- What's a quick and easy way to turn a sofa into a bed? Forget your other halfs birthday
- What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once
- What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday? Forget about it.
- On Einstein's birthday, let us not forget about his brother. Frank. He created a monster.
- Today is my friend's birthday... I'll never forget.
- Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
- My cousin's birthday is on 9/11... I never forget.
- What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday? Aziz, I'm sorry.
Forgetting Birthday Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about forgetting birthday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean daughter birthday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make forgetting birthday pranks.
An italian couple got into an argument
Wife: How can you not remember my birthday? We've been married for 40 years!
Husband: Well the same thing happened last year, and you told me to forget about it.
A man can't decide what to get his girlfriend, a florist, for her birthday.
He goes all around town in search for a gift when he discovers a lovely garden of flowers. Because his wife loves flowers, he decides to pick out a lovely bouquet of daisies, roses and dandelions. The garden is empty and lifeless when he leaves that day.
When the day of his girlfriend's birthday arrives he gives her the handpicked bouquet of the flowers. The girl blushes and says Oh, thank you honey! These flowers are so pretty! They almost make me forget that someone destroyed my garden!
How not to forget your girlfriend's birthday gift. Ever.
BF: Babe, look what I have got you! Spotify premium, now you can listen to our favourite love songs, anywhere, anytime, without ads!
GF: Yay! Is it for my birthday this year ?
BF: No, it's for your birthday every year!
The funniest but meanest thing I heard a parent say to his kid on her birthday.
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs.
Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifle—which no longer works—and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit.
I came around the corner with the gun raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher.
What are you doing? she asked.
I thought I heard an intruder.
I came down to scare him.
Scanning the contours of my doughy, n**... body, she mumbled, You didn't need the gun.
A man forgets his daughters birthday
He realizes that it's her birthday while driving home from work. Frantically he pulls over at the first toy store he sees and runs inside. He runs up to the clerk and says
"I need a present for my daughter, she likes dolls, do you have any?"
"Sure," the clerk says "we have plenty of barbies. We have Ballet Barbie for 19.95, Veteranarian Barbie for 19.95, Lawyer Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 195.95." The man screams,
"WHAT! Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, house, and half of his money."
A man is busy at work and forgets that it is his wife's birthday...
When he gets home, his wife is completely enraged. "I DEMAND THAT YOU GET ME SOMETHING THAT CAN GO FROM 0-200 IN 5 SECONDS OR LESS!". The man cowers under his wife and nods his head.
The next morning the man leaves early for work and puts a small package on the driveway. When his wife wakes up, she looks outside and sees the package. Confused, she grabs her coat and runs outside. She rips up the paper, expecting to see keys, but instead there is a weight scale.
The man has been missing for several days.