Forgetful Memory Jokes
51 forgetful memory jokes and hilarious forgetful memory puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about forgetful memory that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Forgetful Memory Short Jokes
Short forgetful memory jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forgetful memory humour may include short forgetful jokes also.
- When you have a pillow fight with a memory foam pillow, that's a pillow fight you'll never forget.
- My ex girlfriend recently claimed she had a great memory She was definitely lying because it didn't take her long to forget me
- 3 great things about getting old and losing your memory 1. You're always making new friends.
2. Every joke you hear is new.
3. I uh, I forget the third one. - Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once? Elephants have good memory
- I remember when I was a kid... ... I was only about 10 years old and my grandmother took me out for a wonderful seafood meal. I'll never forget it.
A great mussell memory. - It's not that pachyderms have great memories. They're just very adept at forgetting only that which is irrelephant.
- Hillary Clinton collapsed at the 9/11 memorial today Showing that she truly did not forget.
- The most effective way to remember to buy something to your wife for St. Valentine's Day is... to forget it once!
- Patient: "Doctor, I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "I understand."
Patient: "Understand what?"
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Forgetful Memory One Liners
Which forgetful memory one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forgetful memory? I can suggest the ones about amnesia and memory loss.
- I'm not saying my ex is fat... But my memory foam mattress took a year to forget her.
- Memory problems are no joke Because you forget the punchline
- I have a great memory I can't remember forgetting a thing, ever!
- Why did the bed not forget? Because of it's Memory Foam.
- If anyone tells you that your memory is bad just ignore it until you forget it about it.
- Your mother has an excellent memory. Because elephants never forget.
- My memory is like a stick of RAM It forgets everything by the time I go to sleep
- You're mother is so heavy When she sleeps on a memory foam mattress,
It forgets. - I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget.
- My camera never forgets a thing. photographic memory
- Everyone always says I have a good memory. I guess an elephant really never does forget.
- I have a pretty good memory.. I'd say its about a 9/11. I never forget
- The boy was having trouble learning about computer memory. He kept forgetting everything.
- Your a**... is so fat... That your memory foam mattress wishes it can forget your a**....
- m**... affects memory No it doesn't. I never forget to smoke
Forgetful Memory Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about forgetful memory you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean forgetful husband jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make forgetful memory pranks.
Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
Three Old Women Share a House
Three old women are sharing a house when one of their sons comes to visit. He sits at the table with his mother and the conversation turns to the forgetfulness of the other two women. Almost as if on cue, one old woman yells from upstairs, "Hey, I'm in bed and I can't remember if I just woke up or if I need to go to sleep!" The two at the table chuckle as the other old woman yells, "Hey, I'm in the shower and I can't remember if I've showered of if I just finished!" The woman at the table proceeds to knock on the table and say, "Knock on wood my memory never gets that bad. Let me just see who's at the door and I'll get you some coffee."
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Two old friends reunite...
- Hey! I haven't seen you in a while! How are your memory problems?
- Pretty fine, actually. My doctor is helping me a lot and I barely have any issue remembering things.
- Oh, that's nice to hear. How is the name of your doctor? I'm kind of worried because I'm starting to forget things and I would like to talk to a professional.
- Sure, her name is... ehm... ehm... what is the name of this famous v**... that appears in the bible?
- Mary?
- Yes! That's it!
He turns into his wife and asks:
- Mary, what is the name of the doctor who helped me with my memory problems?
Alcoholic to God
God meets alcoholic and tells him that he has been doing a lot of wrong things so has to suffer. He tells him he can choose one out of two diseases.
* Parkinson's disease (hand will shake continuously)
* Alzheimer's disease (memory loss)
After thinking for some, he replied that he will go for Parkinson's as it is better to spill half bottle of whiskey and drink only half of it than to forget where the whole bottle was kept.
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Oh the memories
You can tell a woman that she is beautiful 1000 times and she will pay no mind to your comments. But tell her that she's fat, just one time, and she will never let you forget it.
Do you want to know why that is?
Because an elephant never forgets.
Three old ladies
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just waken up!" The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?
An elderly couple see a doctor about how to deal with their short term memory loss.
The doctor says to help them remember certain things they should write it down on a piece of paper. One night the couple is watching TV, when the husband starts walking to the kitchen. His wife asks "Can you bring me some strawberries?"
"Sure."
"Aren't you going to write it down so you don't forget?"
"No no. It's fine."
"Well I also want some whip cream. You should write it down so you'll remember."
"Don't worry. I've got it."
"I also want some chocolate syrup on top. You *really* should write it down, dear."
"I got it. Strawberries, whip cream, and chocolate syrup."
The wife sighs as her husband disappears into the kitchen.
After 15 minutes the husband finally comes back carrying a plate of eggs, bacon, and sausage. The wife looks up at him and asks "Where's my toast?"
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the b**..., mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
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I found a lamp in a back alley
When I rubbed it the genie said
'You may have a long memory, or a long p**...'
I forget my response
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Indian Memory man
Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1978?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"
Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.
10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.
When the man approaches the Indian, he holds up his hand and says, "How!"
The Indian replies, "Scrambled."
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So a group of students recently did an experiment with results that showed zucchinis can actually improve your memory...
That's great and all but I just feel sorry for the guy who had to get a zucchini shoved up his a**... because he's never gonna forget it.
A man wakes up the mental ward
Relax, sir, you've just had ECT.
What's that?
Electrical shock therapy. After a shock to the brain, you have temporary partial memory loss. Patients often forget about the things that cause them stress and tension, allowing to them to relax and get better.
Okay.
Now that you're awake, I'll call your wife in...
My what?