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Comical Forgave Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

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Life's been a bit weird lately.

A while back I showed up late to a dinner at my hot lesbian neighbours. They forgave me, and eventually we got chatting about my birthday. They asked me what I wanted for it. Answer was pretty obvious, I told them I wanted a watch. They giggled a bit, and eventually agreed.
I think they were just teasing me though, its been a week since my birthday and I still can't tell the time.
Seen two girls have s**... though.

What did the butcher do after he forgave the thief?

He let him off the hook.

Got into a fight with my chiropractor and didn't go to him for 5 years

When I finally forgave him and returned he said I'm so happy to see your back

My wife's twin tricked me into sleeping with them

I swore I had no idea, but she just never forgave me for sleeping with her brother.

My wife and I get into an argument, because she thinks I'm emotionally manipulative.

Everything is fine now. I make her realized how wrong she was and I forgave her.

My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor...

...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

My girlfriend cheated on me with a well-endowed guy.

I forgave her and took her back because I wanted to be the bigger man.

My parents got angry when they caught me smoking

But then they forgave me when I told them it was w**....


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