The Best 12 Foreskins Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Foreskins jokes. There are some foreskins circumcise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these foreskins suitcase puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Foreskins Jokes and Puns

The mohel

After many years, a mohel had saved the foreskins from thousands of circumcisions and didn't know what to do with them so he brought them to his tailor. A couple weeks later, the tailor hands the mohel a wallet and the mohel, disappointed, says, "I give you thousands of foreskin and all you can make me is this wallet?!"
To which the tailor responds, " Yes, but rub it and it becomes a suitcase!"

Burn unit

I asked the doctor what they did with all the foreskins after circumcisions, he told me that years ago they would send them to the burn unit for people with facial burns for eyelid reconstruction. I asked, why did they stop? He says, because ask the patients ended up looking cockeyed

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Foreskins joke, Why do lawyers wear neckties?

I've joined a band called the foreskins

We mostly play cheesy covers

Did you hear about the knight who used to take his slain enemies' foreskins as trophies?

His name was Sir Cumcision


A man takes a wallet to the patent office..

...and tells the patent officer he would like to apply for a patent for this special wallet he had designed. The patent agent tells him that he is about a hundred years too late to get a patent for a wallet. The man says, I don't think you understand. This is a special wallet made from foreskins. When you massage it ...it turns into a suitcase.

Rabbi the Collector

I knew a Rabbi who kept all of the foreskins he removed. He had them tanned, then made into a wallet.

It's very impressive.

If you stroke it, it turns into a suitcase.

Foreskins joke, Rabbi the Collector

I got a job making wallets out of elephant foreskins

If you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase.

What do you call a Rabbi with a thousand thousand foreskins?

A Mohelionaire.

We need to rename the football team in Washington

And it needs to be a name that represents and exemplifies equality for skins of all color. Therefore, I propose the team from here on out be called the Washington Foreskins.

One doctor saved all the foreskins of circumcisions he did.

After 35 years he retired and told his wife he was going to make something out of them. After a week he showed her what he'd made, a wallet.

"That's all you got from 35 years?"

He said "yea but when you rub it a few times it turns into a suitcase."

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Infinity scarves are just....

The foreskins of the fashion world.

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