Foresight Jokes
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Hilarious Fun Foresight Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What is a good foresight joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A jewish woman goes to the hospital to give birth to her son.
Unfortunately the baby boy is born without eyelids.
The jewish woman is hysterical and says: Doctor, doctor what am i going to do? My baby boy has no eyelids!
The doctor calmly replies: Missus Levine, don't worry your son is going to be circumcised so we can do a transplant and give him eyelids.
Missus Levine says: Doctor, doctor but I don't want a son that's gonna be cockeyed!
Doctor replies: But Missus Levine imagine what foresight he'll have!
Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Foresight
Professor X: You know that redditors were expecting a hindsight joke repost?
Me: Yes I knew that.
You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ...
... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later.
In a tragic mix up at birth...
the doctor removed my foresight.
As a newborn, I successfully evaded my own Circumcision...
...guess you could say I had foresight.
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